Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - In a bad mood. Somebody tell me some jokes. Recommend some songs
In a bad mood. Somebody tell me some jokes. Recommend some songs
When a group of robbers robbed a bank, they said a wise saying: "Don't move, money belongs to the country, and life is your own!" " "Everyone lay down without saying a word. The robber glanced at the cashier lying on the table, and said, "Please lie down politely! This is robbery, not rape! "After the robbers went back, one of the new robber masters said, Boss, hurry up and count how much money we robbed. The old robber (primary school culture) said, "Are you stupid? So many, when do you want to count? Watch the news tonight. "This is called work experience. Work experience is more important than education nowadays. As a result, the next day's news broadcast reported that the bank was robbed of 100 million, while the robbers were only 20 million. The boss scolded: "Shit, I worked my ass off to grab 20 million, and the bank president earned 80 million on his finger." It seems that I still have to study these days! "
- Related articles
- Wang Gang revealed that he and his wife are online dating. He was stunned when he first met his parents' parents-in-law. How did they get together?
- What the hell is broken?
- Is mahjong the same as sesame sauce?
- The lines of King Jinjiao in Journey to the West
- How to evaluate the scene of Wang drinking milk in The Man on the Embarrassed Road?
- Tonight, I went to a friend's house for dinner, and I finished it in a short time. My friend's father said that eating so fast is not your idea. What does this mean?
- The complete works of girls' perfunctory boys' jokes
- Where is the Zhuang language in Guangxi standard?
- Who do you think is the most unlikely male star to cheat?
- What is a good topic to talk about on a date?