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In a bad mood. Somebody tell me some jokes. Recommend some songs

When a group of robbers robbed a bank, they said a wise saying: "Don't move, money belongs to the country, and life is your own!" " "Everyone lay down without saying a word. The robber glanced at the cashier lying on the table, and said, "Please lie down politely! This is robbery, not rape! "After the robbers went back, one of the new robber masters said, Boss, hurry up and count how much money we robbed. The old robber (primary school culture) said, "Are you stupid? So many, when do you want to count? Watch the news tonight. "This is called work experience. Work experience is more important than education nowadays. As a result, the next day's news broadcast reported that the bank was robbed of 100 million, while the robbers were only 20 million. The boss scolded: "Shit, I worked my ass off to grab 20 million, and the bank president earned 80 million on his finger." It seems that I still have to study these days! "