Joke English essay 200

When a group of women got on the bus, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed that a man seemed to be asleep and worried that he would miss his stop, so he nudged him and said, "wake up, sir!" "

"I didn't fall asleep," the man replied.

"Didn't fall asleep? But your eyes are closed. "

"I know. I just hate to see ladies standing next to me in crowded cars. "

I didn't fall asleep

When a group of women got on the bus, all the seats on the bus were taken. The conductor noticed that a person seemed to be asleep. He was worried that the man would miss his stop, so he nudged him and said, "wake up, sir!" " "

"I didn't fall asleep." The man replied.

"Didn't fall asleep? But your eyes are closed? "

"I know, I just don't want to see a lady standing next to me in a crowded car."

Dr. "erudite" knows a lot

A man was hit by a taxi in the street. He was taken to the hospital. His wife stood by his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is very ill."

"I'm afraid he's dead." The doctor said.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said, "I'm not dead. I am still alive. "

"Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"

A man was knocked down by a taxi in the street and was taken to the hospital. His wife stood in front of his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is badly hurt."

The doctor said, "I'm afraid he's dead."

Hearing the doctor's words, the man turned his head and said, "I'm not dead, I'm still alive."

The wife said, "Be quiet, the doctor knows more than you."

Tom and Jerry

Mrs. Brown went to visit a friend of hers and brought a small box with holes in the top.

"What's in your box?" The friend asked.

"A cat," Mrs. Brown answered. "You see, I've been dreaming about mice at night, and I'm scared! This cat is here to catch them. "

"But mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

"So are cats," whispered Mrs Brown.

Mrs. Brown went to visit a friend. She is carrying a box with a small hole in the top. "What's in the box?" The friend asked. "A kitten," Mrs. Brown replied. "You know I always dream of mice when I sleep at night. I feel horrible. This cat can catch those mice. " "But mice are imaginary." The friend said. "Kittens are also fictional." Mrs. Brown whispered.