Humorous words to wake up.

1, don't want to get up, want to sleep until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

2, the baby is hungry, but the baby doesn't want to get up.

Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

Getting up is an unprecedented challenge for me.

Since I set the alarm clock to restless, I have been rolling and crawling every day.

6. Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

7. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

8. Not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

9. I feel that I have grown up in bed today, and I am too lazy to get up in rainy days.

10, really depends on the perseverance of bathing, the endurance of washing, and the explosive power of getting up.

1 1. Anyone who can get up before eight o'clock in winter is forced.

12, I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.

13, it takes perseverance to get up and courage to take a bath. . . . .

14, I am sick and don't want to get up. I would rather not eat than find someone to bring food. This is Zhu Dusheng's character.

15. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

16, I was scolded four times a day at home during the summer vacation: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.

17, I have to watch the Forbes rich list every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

18, it took 26 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.

20. There are always 360 days in a year when I don't want to grow up; There are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to go to work; I don't want to get up seven days a week.

22. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full wifi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!