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A running pig _ writing a composition
First, lazy "pig"
"Peng lazy pig, get up!" I heard a harsh voice. I was so angry that I tossed and turned in bed, blocked my ears with my hands and shouted, "Go back to sleep!" " "Dad flew into a rage and said sternly," Are you going to eat fried meat with bamboo shoots again? " I had to get up bleary-eyed, get dressed in a daze, and muttered a few words in my mouth: "You haven't got up yet, and you have the face to talk about me. "Dad seems to be able to read my mind. Just finished, staring at me majestically in front of the door. I panicked, rushed out of the room, washed my face, brushed my teeth, had breakfast, and then ran to school. I am really a lazy pig!
Second, stupid "pig"
I am not only lazy, but also a little stupid sometimes. I remember once, I was swimming in the ocean of knowledge with relish, but a word I learned often blocked my way with the word Tao. I scratched my ear and tried to use pinyin to deal with it. I was so anxious that I stamped my feet, hit my head hard and tried to remember with a frown. The whole person is about to collapse. But it still doesn't help. I had to ask my father with a frown. Father said, "You can't recognize such a simple word. Don't concentrate in class? " Read this word. "I suddenly realized, smiled shyly and said," Yes, yes, yes, how come I haven't remembered it for a long time! " "I'm really a big stupid pig!
Third, thin "pig"
I am still a thin pig. You may all think I'm wrong. No, no. Because science and technology are advancing by leaps and bounds now. Nothing is impossible, only unexpected. Pigs have to eat lean meat, and they are covered with ribs. I also have bones protruding from the back of my body. My parents often tell me, "Why are you so thin!" I often worry about * * *. Always look up some ways to gain weight online. Every day, my father still insists that I eat two bowls of rice, more meat, no snacks, no junk food, and I am full in various ways, but I am not fat at all, and I am getting thinner and thinner. I am really a unique thin pig!
After hearing this, don't laugh at me as a "pig"! Actually, I'm pretty smart!
2. Write a composition on the topic of a flying pig. I met a flying pig the other day, and it was really destiny takes a hand to know each other.
That day, I went to the wheat field to apply pesticide. Because my land is far from the village and I am too lazy, other people's land finished applying medicine a week ago, but I didn't leave until someone told me that if I didn't apply medicine, I would stop production this year. I just went out of town in a hurry. When I went to the field, I saw that the wheat in other fields had already headed, but my wheat seedlings were all yellow. Take a closer look at the yellow bug. I panicked and quickly picked up the sprayer. When I came, I found that I forgot to add water. Fortunately, I didn't go to the pesticide in vain.
I took a deep breath and looked around, thinking of a small river near the wheat field, so I took a sprayer to fetch water from the nearby river. It's dusk now, and the breeze is blowing, so I can't help but stretch.
Looking around, I didn't see anyone except the whole wheat field. I secretly worried: I must finish the medicine as soon as possible, or it will get dark. When I walked to the river deep in the wheat field, I saw a shiny thing swimming in the water. I was surprised when I approached. That's a pig, a pig with white wings. I saw that it was about the size of my poodle, diving and floating in the water from time to time, flapping its wings and making a few gentle sounds.
I froze and sighed that the world is really full of wonders. After thinking for a second, I made a big decision: seize it.
Many people asked me why I wanted to catch it. Actually, I just want to take it home as a pet for my children. Of course, I like it, too. So I lay quietly and stared at the golden pig with white wings.
I saw it swimming around. Finally, after the sun went down, it looked around, then stretched, twisted and landed, and finally yawned and fell asleep in the grass on the river bank. I tried to suppress my inner excitement and joy and waited quietly for a while. At this time, it was completely dark, and I only heard the sound of "whoosh" not far away.
I approached slowly for fear of accidentally waking it up. Finally, here I am. I have no time to think about it. I held my breath and grabbed its wings.
It was surprised at first, and then struggled desperately. Unfortunately, after all, its body is too small and it has no sharp teeth. Although accidentally bitten by it, they are all skin injuries and harmless. After struggling for a few minutes, it finally stopped moving.
I didn't dare to relax at all, so I ran home with my arms around me, and even forgot to bring my spraying tools. When I got home, my children were surprised. Of course, they liked this gift I gave them. Don't say that I am surprised that they have lived for decades. This is a treasure! But the news that I caught a flying pig the next day spread all over the village. Afterwards, I learned that my youngest son was very excited and told his little friend.
I began to have a headache, and soon several neighbors came to my house and said they wanted to see my baby. Although I have repeatedly claimed that this is just a child's game, I don't know that my sensible little son ran out with a rope to pull my baby pig. The neighbors were surprised at first, and then they all said how I was, so they focused on the pig.
I had to smile awkwardly. Several neighbors left and smiled and said, "You are so lucky ..." I didn't understand at the moment, but I felt that their smiles were mixed with envy, or jealousy.
I finally sent them away, but the headache for me has just begun. Not a day later, almost all the people in the nearby village came to my house and said they wanted to see the flying pig. I was at a loss, so I locked the door just in case.
Until evening, I heard someone knocking at the door. I asked impatiently, "Who is it?" It's me. As soon as I heard it, it was my distant cousin. These people, who have long since died of old age, came to see me today. No, it should be to see my baby pig.
(article reading network:) I opened the door and said some polite words. Without saying a few words, they mentioned my pig. I wanted to get rid of it, but I felt as if I couldn't hide it, so I had to take them to see it. But when they saw my flying pig with green eyes, I secretly smiled: these people who look down on me on weekdays! Oh, God has eyes ... When I opened the door the next morning, a guy who called himself a "reporter" smiled and said that he would interview the flying pig. I wanted to refuse, but the man took out a handful of money and forced it into my hand. He smiled and said, "Big Brother, help my younger brother!" " I haven't published my manuscript for a week, or I'll lose my job. To tell you the truth, the club has given me a death order, and this pig in your family is my lifeline ... "After hearing this, I was a little puzzled and asked him how he knew about this pig? I got angry as soon as he said it. It turned out that a distant cousin who came last night provided news clues. It is said that the newspaper gave them a certain reward ... I was about to return the money to that man when he suddenly knelt down for me.
I didn't know what to do at that time. As soon as I saw that this person didn't have a camera, I put my heart down, showed my pig to that person and accepted the so-called interview by the way. I saw that man staring at my pig while listening to me, and occasionally throwing a pen to write something on paper.
When the man left, I returned the money to him. The man smiled and refused to accept it. He also gave me a lot of money and said with a smile, "Thank you, I miss my big brother …" I jumped on the bus, stood there looking at the money and thought, "This man is really strange ... After this man left, I planned to go to work. I was afraid to go yesterday because of that pig. I smiled to myself: I didn't expect to be a celebrity, which is a good feeling, but ... when I got home at night, my wife kept smiling and was gentle enough for me. I'm a little unnatural. I didn't know until I asked. Someone came home this afternoon and said they would buy my flying pig, but the offer was several million.
Wife.
3. A lively little pig composition little pig
A long time ago, there was a lazy little pig who only knew how to eat and sleep and seldom helped others. One day, mother pig came home very tired and asked the pig to buy food. Hearing this, piggy twisted her fat face and said, "I don't want to go, I don't want to go!" " Mother pig listened to the pig and said to it, "You lazy guy, if you go, I'll give you chocolate." Hearing this, the pig reluctantly stood up, took a basket and walked out of the house slowly. Along the way, it walked and played, smelling here and smelling there. Suddenly, the pig smelled a fragrance, so the pig thought: There must be a lot of delicious food ahead, haha. It walked along the fragrance and finally came to a big tree. It saw a lot of delicious food, so it jumped up and began to eat. When the pig was eating, it never occurred to him that there was a fierce wolf hidden in the grass behind him. In a short time, the pig finished eating those things. It lay on the grass, touched its bulging belly and said, "delicious, delicious." Suddenly, the wolf emerged from the grass, with fierce green eyes and staring straight at the pig. The pig saw the wolf and wanted to run away, but because the pig doesn't like sports at ordinary times, he just ate so much that he couldn't run, so he had to shout for help. The wolf is getting closer. The dog at the foot of the mountain heard the pig's cry for help, quickly called his companion and rushed to the mountain at full speed. Fortunately, the dog was quick and got to the mountain in time. When the wolf saw so many dogs, he was so angry that he ran away at once.
When the pig came home, he told the whole story. After listening to this, his mother said earnestly, "My child! You should take this as a profound lesson and don't be lazy in the future. "
From then on, the pig got up early every day, exercised and became a lovely and healthy pig.
4. Write a pig's composition Today, in order to complete a special task assigned by the teacher, I invited several good partners, and the adults took us to the countryside to experience it.
Hardly had we reached the countryside when it began to rain. Well, we must take shelter from the rain first. We stood under the eaves of a family for a long time. Suddenly, there was a loud noise in the room. After a while, several people came out with pigs. "One, two, three, four, five" is five! I thought to myself silently, "Are these people going to take the pigs out and let them go?" The result is just the opposite of what I expected.
Those people drove the pig to the door and stopped in front of a big car. I seem to understand at once, oh! Do you want to send those pigs to the slaughterhouse? I was shocked!
Maybe it was my bad luck to say it. The men made a sharp turn and caught the fattest and strongest one. Several other people also came to help. One person holds the pig in front, and the other person holds the pig's tail tightly behind. The pig barked at the bottom of the silk, very sad and miserable. Just after I had a good impression on them, I went to the outside world, even a little annoying!
After about 10 minutes, all the pigs were caught up with the car. I silently sighed for them: "Cough! People are afraid that famous pigs are afraid of being strong! "
In the car, the butcher's messy beard, his bright black apron and dirty hands appeared in front of my eyes ... I think they are really disgusting! Think of those newborn piglets who lost their parents in an instant, and I hate those people even more in my heart!
Humans! Animals are our friends, you should hurt them like this, so you will regret and feel disappointed!
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5. A pig's 20-word composition must be just a pig. I am a pig, a pig that will be sent to the slaughterhouse. I am not surprised by this news, because I know that this is my destiny, and my destiny is to be the food on the table. Everything depends on people. I am cherishing and cherishing the good time before it becomes food.
In fact, I knew the tragic fate of pigs when I was very young, but I didn't understand the meaning at that time. That year, looking at those companions who were driven out by human beings but never came back, I asked my mother in confusion where they had gone. My mother gave me a meaningful look and told me in a sad tone that they went to a place called "heaven" and had a good time. But then he sighed and said, "We will go somewhere sooner or later." "Oh" at that time, I easily answered with a word "Oh", completely unaware of the weight. Until that day-the most educated pig, my father will go to heaven, and my mother will tell me where heaven is. Looking at my father's tearful and relieved back, I smiled with tears in my eyes. Father, I am proud of you!
Finally, I'm going to the Pure Land. I turned around and wiped a tear from the corner of my eye for my sad mother: "Mom, don't cry. Dad told me before going to heaven that you can't cry. I'm leaving. You should take care of yourself ... looking at the distant sky, I waved my hand smartly and suddenly remembered my father's favorite sentence: I came gently.
I left, leaving only memories of my mother, waving a pig's trotters and taking away the last trace of nostalgia for mortal dust …
PS: Oh, I don't want to write this article in words, because it seems that I have a very awkward feeling about this life. Sorry ~
6. Composition: I am a pig with a dream. If I were a pig, I would never be as lazy as those pigs, eating and sleeping every day, and then waiting to gain weight and be slaughtered. If I were a pig, I would be an ideal pig.
If I were a pig, I would run away at night, be an ideal pig, and then borrow 800 million from the central bank. Then go to the fitness center to lose weight and run for 7 hours every day. Eat only two vegetable castles, four plates of fruit salad and six bottles of farmer's orchard every day, and make hula hoops while shaking. Otherwise, how can you ask farmers' orchards to shake them before drinking?
Two months later, the effect is very ideal, from the original 360 kg to 80 kg. Then I bought a brand-name suit, a pair of Pierre Cardin sneakers and shoes, and Adida sportswear. I bought President Lincoln's car and then drove to the International Hotel for a bath. When I came out, I was really reborn and refreshed.
I think; Is it good-looking or not? I have to learn some culture. After studying hard for three years, I have become the high flyers of Oxford University! See how hard I study A, B, C, D, E ... Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female, Gnome male-female,
After returning to China, I have 8888 lean pig companies in China. Hey hey, rich, rich. I wrote the pig version of Confucius, and there are more than 20 thousand words left in the second book. Don't forget to sign my book!
Finally, I hope all pigs can learn from me and be an ideal pig.
7. How to write an interesting pig composition in 400 words? I want to laugh when I mention this. I can't believe I let pigs chase me everywhere. Haha, it's really interesting.
It was last summer vacation. I went to my hometown by train and got off. My grandmother is waiting for me at the station. I threw myself into grandma's arms, and grandma told me that the old sow was born. I was so happy that I went straight to the backyard as soon as I got home.
When I got to the backyard, I saw the old sow lying on her side, surrounded by a row of piglets, all with nipples and overflowing with milk. I counted them. * * * There are 12 piglets, 5 white ones and 6 black ones. One piglet is cute and has brown spots on its white fur.
After watching it for a while, the pig was full and fell asleep. I sneaked into the pigsty, picked up the pig and stroked its smooth and furry body with my hands. The more I touch it, the cuter I find it. I can't help holding it tightly in my arms. Who knows, this is a disaster, the old sow suddenly stood up, as if to say: put down my child, or you're welcome! I stared at it and said, "Oh, even you dare to lose your temper with me. I see what you can do! " "I am becoming more and more proud. I walked out of the pigsty with the pig in my arms and closed the door behind me. At this time, the old sow rushed up and arched the door with its long mouth. I teased her and said, "it's no use arching, just stay honest." You mean sow! As soon as my voice fell, I heard a bang and the old sow arched the door. I started to run in fear, and the old sow followed me. As I ran, I picked up a twig and whipped the old sow, but it didn't show any fear, which made it even angrier. I saw it grin and look like it was going to swallow me up. I am timid, so I have to put the pig down.
I can't help laughing every time I think about it, haha, it's so interesting.
8. Do you think being a person is the best? Don't! ! Because: when you are alone, you will have a lot of things to do and troubles will follow you. A lot of trouble will follow you When you finish dealing with one worry, another will pop up.
If you are a primary school student, at the end of the term, there will be countless papers to deal with you and "make friends". You must keep looking at it, painting and dressing it up. If you are not satisfied, your score of "100" will fly. So, I wish I were a pig.
If I were a pig, I would sleep all day. I fell asleep as soon as I finished eating. But because my snoring is too loud: "Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, Hoo (50,000 decibels) ..." Many pigs were dissatisfied, so they raised their trotters and kicked me. But I slept like a log. Not only did I feel no pain, I thought someone was rubbing my back! After waking up, I looked gratefully at the handsome guy and beautiful woman who just "hit me on the back". Make them puzzled. Suddenly, I suddenly found out from their eyes: my dark circles are gone! ! (It turns out that I have a pair of panda eyes occasionally.) "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ……" I smiled, but I smiled. At this time, my naughty saliva slipped from my mouth, and it had already fallen out, and my mouth was watering. "Is this pig crazy? If you continue, you have to kill it. " The master's amazement came from a distance. Hearing this, I panicked and quickly stopped laughing.
If I were a pig, I would eat more and eat a lot of rice. (Looking into the distance) Haha! The host finally brought breakfast! Ah! It's my favorite corn porridge! Wow! And white steamed bread! When the bowl of corn porridge was placed in front of me, I couldn't wait to bury my head in the bowl and gulp down the corn porridge. In just a few seconds, I finished my corn porridge at an amazing speed. And his face is covered with "yellow acne". (A few hours later), let me weigh it. Oh, my God! When did I have 50 kilograms! ! Great, great! ! I was only 26 kg when I was a boy 10 years old. Now/kloc-I was a pig before I was 0/year old ...) I was so excited that tears filled my eyes.
How's it going? Envy me as a pig? Be a pig! It can not only beautify your face, but also make you change from "Bai Gujing" to "Zhu Bajie". The most important thing is that your life is carefree. How come? Heartbeat?
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