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Composition is viewed from different angles (police and thieves)

What happens when a policeman meets a thief? Of course, the police caught the thief. What if you don't touch it? Of course, the police will also catch thieves. Why? This is their duty. But some things don't follow human logic. Take the things around you as an example.

A gentleman found that his electric car had been stolen and stopped under his unit. After work, he disappeared. When he thought that he had been taken away by a thief, he immediately called the police. The police said he needed evidence. He knew that the unit had surveillance video, so he asked someone to bring up the relevant video and see the thief's face clearly. The police asked him to copy the video. He copied it to the police station with a USB flash drive and anxiously asked about the possibility of solving the case. The policeman's uncle said slowly while reading the novel, "to tell the truth, it's useless." We don't know him. Where can we find him? Only by occasionally catching this person can your video show that he stole this car here. " If you watch a video to catch a thief, it's just a shot in a movie or TV. "That's true.

Anonymous stopped at the gate of a small rural supermarket for two minutes to buy something. Because of the heavy rain, he took off his poncho and covered himself. He pulled out the key, but he didn't have time to lock it. When he came out, the car was gone, and he immediately looked around in the rain. His four-year-old child was at a loss and called the police. The other party replied helplessly, "Which street are you from?" Then call the police station in your film and I'll tell you the phone number: * * * * * * * *. "Hang up. Dial the corresponding number, which is from this police station: "When did you lose it? Just now. Oh, what? Red, new, oh, what's there? Oh, ok, I see. " The woman sobbed, "Can you help me find it quickly? The thief must be nearby. He doesn't have a key. He can't push it away on such a rainy day. " "What? Oh, I see. " She waited. There was no movement for more than two hours, and then I called to ask, and the other party said that the line was busy. How to find such a heavy rain? I haven't heard from you since.

Jane doe, who was robbed of a platinum necklace by wild one, reported the case and did not comment further. She understands that the difference between reporting and not reporting is zero.

A folk pickpocket caught a thief on the bus, only to be stabbed by the other side with a syringe. It is said that the other party has AIDS. The thief was released after being locked up for 48 hours. A week has passed, and anti-pickpockets are still waiting for their test results.

A gentleman fought with a thief, and after a life-and-death duel, he finally won by a narrow margin and shot the other side. The police caught him and punished him for excessive defense, waiting for a verdict.

The thief industry is booming, not only because of low cost and high income, but also because the police are often helpless and a gentleman has been stolen. The policeman told him, "You didn't pretend to be security window, did you? Hurry up and pack! " There are thieves at every bus stop. Some people know but are afraid to ask. The conductor knows, the driver knows, and so do the passengers. Even the police don't know and don't want to know.

Thieves are always happy to be caught by the police. First, he can avoid the pain of being beaten by the masses. Second, he can make a living in a detention center. Third, people have to let him go in a few days, because he can't get a sentence and can't make money. It's still troublesome to stay there. You know, many detention centers are overcrowded now, and there is no room for people in prisons. Some time ago, due to the shortage of prisons in Taiwan Province Province, prisoners were pardoned, and many of them were released early. As a result, these people have committed crimes again, disturbing society, and there is nothing the police can do.

The police are a little afraid of thieves. Sometimes afraid of trouble, sometimes afraid of trouble. Thieves are not taboo and unscrupulous, and only the police can relax.

At present, the police would rather catch gambling and whoring than confront thieves head-on. It seems that mice are not necessarily afraid of cats, and cats and mice can sometimes coexist peacefully.