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Who can send an ultrashort philosophical story about time?

Philosophical story-time cloth

Peter is a nine-year-old boy. He always hates time passing too slowly. He prayed day and night, hoping that time would pass quickly, and it would be better to skip and omit all possible difficulties, such as exams.

So one day, an old man with a white beard appeared in front of him, took out a roll of cloth and a needle and said to him, "Son, you are anxious to choose your own time." Now, I'll give you your time, and you can choose for yourself. "

The appearance of time cloth is very common, except that the age is marked every other meter, from one to two years old, to ten and twenty years old, until the end of life. The use of time cloth is also very simple. It only takes one needle to sew up the time you want to omit. But the sewn thread can no longer be opened, and the time cloth is easily wrinkled.

Peter has got the time cloth. He was very excited. Which day should be omitted? Tomorrow, of course, because there will be an exam tomorrow. He picked up the needle and sewed it tomorrow. So he stood on the playground and chased a football with his classmates.

Tomorrow has passed, this is the day after tomorrow, and the damn exam has been sewn into the time cloth with tomorrow, oh no, it should be yesterday. Peter is very proud. After that, he will sew up the whole semester so that he can go straight to the summer vacation. He should spend all his time doing his homework so that he can play all the time. Mother blamed Peter for breaking the window glass. Alas ~ it's not easy to be a child, forget it, sew up childhood and adolescence, sew up those annoying nagging and endless homework. In this way, he became a young man directly. In this year, great changes have taken place in the family, and his mother died, leaving him alone. Sew up loneliness and poverty, sew up struggle, so that in a few years, he will be a businessman and money will come to him like running water. But it is too slow. Peter picked up the needle and went on sewing. He wants money. He wants more money. In this way, sewing time was over, and Peter found himself an old man, too old to hold the needle.

Is this the end of my life? Yes, the old man with white beard said that since the time cloth is sewn, it can't be opened again because it is easy to wrinkle.

This is the story of Time Cloth. All our lives, we always felt that the most beautiful scenery was in front of us, so we hurried on and sewed the road in a hurry, which could have brought us infinite happiness. In this way, how many memories have we missed?

And the time cloth can't be closed when it is opened, and can't be opened when it is sewn.

This is a classic fable about time. There are only four people in this fable-

Four 20-year-old youths went to the bank for a loan, and the bank promised to lend each of them a huge sum of money, provided that they had to pay off their principal and interest within 50 years.

The first young man wants to play for 25 years and work hard in the last 25 years of his life. As a result, he lived to be 70 years old, accomplished nothing, and died in debt. His name is lazy.

The second young man worked hard for the first 25 years. At the age of 50, he paid off all his debts, but that day he collapsed and died soon. There is a small card next to his photo with his name "fanaticism" written on it.

The third young man paid off his debts at the age of 70 and then died a few days later. His death notice says his name is "persistence".

The fourth young man worked for 40 years and paid off all his debts at the age of 60. In the last ten years of his life, he became a traveler. He has been to most countries on earth. When he died at the age of 70, he smiled and people still remembered his name "Calm".

The bank that lent them money in those years was called Life Bank.

Who are you in this fable?

It's already short. It's really not a cold joke. Not short. This is a story. There's really no way. I'm sorry

-A drop of honey.-I think this is a very good life philosophy story.

A traveler was walking in the desert when suddenly a group of hungry wolves appeared behind him, chasing him to get up and eat. He was surprised and ran for his life.

How can he run faster than a hungry wolf in the desert? Just as the hungry wolf was about to catch up with him, he saw a well with unknown depth ahead and jumped in desperately.

There must be water in that well, right?

-No, not only no water, but also many poisonous snakes. When the food was delivered to the door, they held their heads high and stuck out their tongues, waiting eagerly. He was frightened and absent-minded, reaching for something that could save lives. Unexpectedly, he caught a small tree in the middle of the well and held him in the air. As a result, there were hungry wolves and poisonous snakes, but the man was caught in a dilemma, but it was safe for the time being. Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, a strange sound came into his ear. He looked in horror and found a group of big mice biting the roots with sharp teeth. The help tree is running out. In this do or die, he saw a drop of honey on the leaves in front of him, so he forgot the hungry wolf above, the poisonous snake below, and the young tree that was about to be killed by a mouse. He closed his eyes, stuck out his tongue and licked the drop of honey wholeheartedly.

I think it is to enjoy life! There is no definite answer! You can also explore your own ideas ~ ~ ~

Graduation speech

Graduate: You are leaving your alma mater now. I have nothing to give you but a word. This sentence is: "Don't give up learning." Maybe a large part of my previous homework was done for this diploma. From now on, you can study freely according to your own wishes. While in the prime of life, strive to do a specialized knowledge. Teenagers are gone forever, and when their energy fails, it is too late to learn again. Just for the sake of food, learning will never disappoint people. Eat without studying. After three to five years, you will all be eliminated by backward teenagers. I'm afraid it will be too late to do some more learning to remedy it. Some people say: "After going out to work, life problems need to be solved urgently. How can we have time to study?" ? Even if you want to learn, how can you learn without a library and a laboratory? "I want to say to you: anyone who waits until there is a library to study will not study with it. Anyone who can't do research until there is a laboratory will stop doing research when there is a laboratory. When you make up your mind to study a problem, you will naturally go on a diet and buy books, and you will naturally try to set up instruments. As for time, it is not a problem. Darwin has been ill all his life, so he can't do more work. He can only work at one o'clock every day. Look at his grades! Spend one o'clock every day reading ten pages of useful books, and you can read more than 3600 pages every year; 30 years of reading 1 1 ten thousand pages. Gentlemen, 1 1 ten thousand pages of books can make you a scholar. However, you spend an hour reading three tabloids every day; Four rounds of mahjong will take you half an hour. Reading tabloids? Or playing mahjong? Or try to be a scholar? It's your choice! Ibsen said: "Your greatest responsibility is to cast your materials into utensils. "Learning is a casting tool. To give up learning is to destroy yourself. Farewell! Your alma mater will see what you will be like in ten years.