Classic lines from Princess Zhu Huan? And the classic quotations from Ji Xiaolan?

Wei Zi said with tears: "She said that you watched the snow and the stars and the moon together, and talked about the philosophy of life from the poems and songs ... I didn't watch the snow and the stars and the moon with you, and talked about the philosophy of life from the poems and songs."

Erkang: "It's all my fault. I shouldn't watch the snow and the stars and the moon with her, and talk about the philosophy of life from poems and songs ... I promise you that I will only watch the snow and the stars with you and talk about the philosophy of life in the future ... "Emperor, do you still remember the summer by Daming Lake? Meng Dan eloped with Han Xiang, and Xiang Fu led his army to chase them and stopped them in the desert. The soldiers beat Meng Dan, dragged Han Xiang away, dragged her body to the ground, and still struggled to turn around, crying with tears in their eyes: "Meng Dan! You are the wind, I am the sand! " Then he recited a poem: "the wind is rustling and the sand is fluttering;" The wind blows in Sha Fei. The wind flies over Tianshan Mountain, and Sha Er chases Tianshan Mountain! " From now on, my horse only has your position, and there is no other person's position, I swear!

Everything in the world is fruitful because of a cause, and I am only because of you ... In this life, where you are, I am there. ...

I swear to you with my life and my dead mother ... (What a heavy oath) Wei Zi: Your Majesty, are you aloof and unaccustomed to the most common family relationship in the world? The Ministry of Industry wants to build a large-scale project, and Jin Shangshu of the Ministry of Industry asks the gentlemen for funds. On this topic, He Shen made a couplet for Ji Xiaolan: The Ministry of Water caught fire, and the ministers of Jin Dynasty built a great deal of buildings. It contains Jin Mu's five elements: fire, water and earth. Ji Xiaolan thought for a moment and replied, "northerners and southerners, and the main hall." . I was so angry that the gentry was half dead.

On one occasion, the government of the Ministry of Industry in Beijing caught fire, and Qianlong ordered General Jin Jian to call migrant workers to rebuild. An official in the DPRK was bored, so he wrote on the topic according to this incident: "The Ministry of Water caught fire and Jin built many buildings." Because this sentence contains the five elements of "water, fire, gold, earth and wood", no one can make couplets for a long time. At that time, there was a burly China calligrapher in the imperial court, who always boasted that he was a southern Confucian and a northern Confucian. He also loves pairing, but he has been thinking about it, but there is always no bottom line. So he turned to Ji Xiaolan and asked Ji Xiaolan to help him think. Ji Xiaolan said with a smile: "This sentence is not difficult to answer, but I am afraid it will hurt you." The Chinese book department said eagerly, "Oh, nothing, as long as it's right!" "Ji Xiaolan then said to him," people in the south look at each other in the north. What is the subject of China's calligraphy? "Ji Xiaolan used the five directions of' south, north, middle, east and west'. Compared with the five elements of' water, fire, gold, earth and wood', it is quite appropriate, but when put together, it becomes a swear word. Another example is a joke that we all know: One day, a eunuch was going to North Korea, and he wanted to hear Ji Xiaolan tell a joke. Ji Xiaolan pretended to meditate for a long time and said, "Once upon a time, there was a eunuch …" After half a sentence, he stopped talking. After waiting for a long time, the eunuch asked, "What happened down there? Ji Xiaolan replied, "There is nothing at the bottom." "The listener is absolutely disappointed. On one occasion, Ji Xiaolan entered the south study. An old eunuch, who had long heard of Ji Xiaolan's name, came and took a look, only to see Ji Xiaolan wearing a fur robe and holding a folding fan, according to the habits of literati at that time. The old eunuch asked, "Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, have you read the Spring and Autumn Books?" "This couplet cleverly embeds the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and implies the irony of Ji Xiaolan's dress, which is difficult to answer. Unexpectedly, Ji Xiaolan easily responded: "The old manager was born in the south and came to the north. Is that thing still there? "It was soon passed down as a joke. Here, Ji Xiaolan openly mocked the eunuchs' physical defects, some of which lacked kindness. Another story says that when Ji Xiaolan was an assistant minister of does, Shang Shu and Shi Yu went to visit together one day. Several people were chatting when suddenly a dog came running from outside. The dog also has a name, called "Si Er". Seeing this dog, Shangshu had a plan in his heart. He wanted to make fun of Ji Xiaolan and said, "Hey, do you think this is a wolf or a dog? Ji Xiaolan knew that Shangshu was playing a trick on himself, so he said quietly, "There are two ways to tell whether it is a dog or a wolf. One is to look at its tail The tail is a wolf and the vertical is a dog (Shangshu is a dog). " The suggestion aside smiled and said, "Haha, I thought it was a wolf or a dog. It turned out to be the dog on the top, haha, haha. " Ji Xiaolan added unhurriedly, "Another way to tell is to see what it eats. Wolves don't eat meat, dogs eat meat when they meet meat, and they eat shit when they meet shit. "Now even the suggestion is silent.