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What statements in the NBA are particularly ridiculous?

Whether it is in real life or in some film and television works, everyone must have often heard this sentence? You must be responsible for your own remarks? This sentence can be said to be the most basic one in life. Moral, but this sentence is easier said than done. Not to mention that it is difficult for ordinary people to do it. Even some celebrities and public figures have difficulty doing it. As the world's number one basketball league, the NBA has a lot of public remarks. It's pure nonsense.

The following editor will bring you the top ten nonsense statements in NBA history.

1. The game is absolutely fair and just

In front of the media, the most common saying by NBA management is that NBA games are absolutely fair and just, but in the league’s more than 70 years of Is there real fairness and justice in history? Let’s not talk about those games that are artificially manipulated by the outside world. The power in the hands of the referee is enough to override all players and decide the outcome of the game. What’s more, those superstar whistles and home whistles on the surface are even more frustrating. The so-called fairness and justice has become impossible, and as a commercial sports league, the NBA is all about profit. In a world of profit, is there such a thing as fairness and justice? Then this statement is not funny.

2. Freedom of speech

In the summer of 2019, Morey’s inappropriate remarks caused widespread domestic boycott, and Xiao Hua, as the president of the NBA, publicly expressed his support for Morey Regarding freedom of speech, the NBA is a league for freedom of speech, is that really the case? So why are players fined and suspended for commenting on the referee after the game? So why are teams fined for recruiting players publicly? So why was Sterling, the former Clippers owner, forced to sell the team and banned for life because of some racist remarks? Is this what is called freedom of speech? Even the referee's decisions cannot be discussed or questioned. Is this called freedom of speech? The so-called freedom of speech is just pure fart.

3. Player equality

Why did the NBA punish Sterling so severely? This has to be said about another statement in NBA promotion, that is, the equality of players. As a professional league that brings together more than 90% of the world’s basketball talents, the NBA has always promoted the equality of players in the league and will not be exclusive, but the fact is Is it really so? How much was Yao Ming targeted in the league back then, and how much unequal treatment has Jeremy Lin suffered in the NBA now? It is true that there is no racial discrimination in the NBA. That is because the backbone of the league is black players, and now the discrimination has changed from the previous discrimination against blacks to the current blacks discriminating against players from other countries, and this situation always existed.

4. There is no star-making in the NBA

Almost the whole world knows that there is star-making in the NBA. Basically, players who have beautiful playing styles and excellent statistics are better than other players of the same age. Players of higher level will receive higher attention and exposure, and will also receive more national live broadcasts. They will even receive special care from referees during games. They will also have some special preferential treatment in terms of All-Star selection and best lineup. This has almost become a recognized fact, and the successful creation of stars has allowed the NBA to step by step from an ordinary basketball league to become the number one in the world. However, NBA executives have always insisted that the league does not create stars.

After talking about the league’s nonsense, let’s look at a few other aspects.

5. ESPN pointed out that the Cavaliers have only a 3% chance of winning the championship

Before the start of the 15-16 season finals, ESPN, one of the giants of American sports media and known as numerous experts, was very sure. gave the statement that the Cavaliers have only a 3% chance of winning the championship. Let’s not talk about the reasons why they came up with such values ??and remarks, but those so-called experts may have overlooked one of the biggest problems, which is the inconsistency in basketball games. Certainty, after all, no one can know about injuries and suspensions in advance, and maybe they haven’t heard of Tang Shuai’s words: Don’t underestimate the heart of a championship? This sentence, after all, is the reason why James returned to the Cavaliers Instead of going directly to Los Angeles, the ultimate goal is to lead the Cavaliers to win the championship.

6. Smiling Assassin: Bird is just an ordinary player

In a game, even if the Pistons tried their best, they could not restrain Bird, who had a hot hand, and Boston He also won the game, which made the Smiling Assassin Thomas very unhappy, and even said: "Bird's success is only because he is a white man. If he is a black man, then he can only become an ordinary player." This sentence is indeed nonsense. Changing a person's skin color can turn a top ten superstar recognized by the league into an ordinary player. Is this possible?

7. Pierce: I am the best in the world

In the 2008 Finals, the Celtics became the ultimate winner, and Pierce, as the team's meritorious player, won the won the FMVP trophy, and when being interviewed by reporters, Pierce shouted to the camera that he was the number one player in the world. If the player who shouted this sentence was Jordan, then no one would have any objection. After all, Jordan He is recognized as the number one superstar in the world and the god of basketball, but Pierce, who shouted this sentence, was not among the top ten superstars in the league even at his peak, and this sentence eventually became a joke.

8. James calls himself the best in history

According to US media reports, in an interview, James believed that he was already the greatest player in the league after leading the Cavaliers to win the championship in 2016. The editor won't comment too much on this sentence. After all, isn't Jordan the greatest player?

9. Wu Sheng: Thick eyebrows are ten times stronger than Duncan

Tim Duncan is recognized around the world as the number one power forward in the NBA and one of the strongest players at the same position. Then this Is it possible that there is a player in the world who is ten times better than Duncan? It’s true. In a show in 2018, martial artist Stephen Jackson said: “Big eyebrow brother is ten times better than Duncan”, and the reason he gave was that Duncan’s athletic ability is not as good as thick eyebrows, and he doesn’t have three-pointers. Such remarks, like this The reason is not only nonsense, but also brainless. According to this statement, is any player who can run and jump ten or even a hundred times better than players like Bird and Stockton?

10. Smiling Assassin: I left enough talent for the Knicks

After retiring, Smiling Assassin served as the Knicks manager for a period of time, but this period of his management career It ended with Thomas being fired, and after being fired, Thomas even proudly claimed that he left a lot of talent for the Knicks, two All-Stars under the age of 29 and a Best Sixth Man. He considered his manager career was successful and he was proud of himself. Old fans who have experienced this era know how ridiculous this sentence is. Let's put it this way, more than 80% of the junk contracts in the history of the Knicks were all made by the smiling assassin.