Somebody tell me a joke. . . . Relieve boredom?

An American, a Japanese and an China were exploring in the jungle, and they were all caught by a cannibal tribe.

The tribal leader said: I am in a good mood today, so I won't eat you, but you all have to get 100. You can make a wish come true before you get slapped.

The American was the first to be pulled, and his ass asked for a 10 cushion.

Cushions and wrenches rained down. At first, the 70 boards were ok. After the 70 boards, the cushions were smashed, and then the boards were beaten to death. The Americans walked away clutching their bloody asses.

At first glance, the Japanese asked for a 10 mattress. 100 board finished, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, and then boasted proudly about their ability to imitate and recreate. And sit there and want to watch Chinese dramas.

It was China's turn, and the China people squatted down slowly and said slowly, Come on, give me the fucking Japanese mat.