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What funny things happened to northerners when they came to the south?

China has a vast territory and abundant resources, and the north and south are far apart, so differences are inevitable. When northerners come to the south, they will inevitably make jokes because of the differences between the north and the south. Do you know which northerners have had funny things happen to them when they come to the south?

One netizen?

A northerner, I went to Quanzhou and got a Didi call at Luoyang Bridge. The road was blocked and the driver couldn’t get through, so I called. Please think of the Hokkien dialect. Driver: Have you seen xixiang? Me: Xixiang? I'm looking for the driver: XIXIANG! ! Me: I can’t tell the direction, I can’t find it! Driver: XI TOU DOU XIANG! Me: Heading west to east? I was even more dizzy and begged the master to hang up the phone. . . I looked up helplessly and asked the sky, I saw it. Stone statue, stone statue, Lord Cai Xiang.

Netizen 2

I learned to drive in Guangzhou many years ago and took the road test in other places. I can’t remember. I stayed in a room with a sister who worked in taxation in Guangzhou at night. It was too hot. I politely asked the sister if she wanted to take a shower. After she said no, I took off my coat in the room and put on my underwear in the room to get ready. When I went to take a shower, the eldest sister suddenly said, don’t get naked in front of her. I was speechless. I was used to bathing and exposing my body in the north, but here I was still wearing three-point underwear. How could I be considered naked? I respected other people's habits and quickly put on a skirt. In addition, when swimming in the community club, southerners have to close the curtains and wash themselves when changing, but northerners don't seem to care about this. My friend from Guangzhou came to the north to take a bath. He went in dressed in three o'clock clothes. He was very embarrassed and ran away after a while.

Netizen 3

When a Northeasterner came to work in Shanghai for the first time, one day at noon a senior class teacher (my roommate) went out for something and asked me to help supervise their class’s lunch self-study. . Although I don’t teach this class, I can’t see you without looking up. The campus is so big. I meet students of all grades every day when I run. Moreover, there are few young female teachers in our school, so when I enter the class, the children see that it is me today. I was very excited to come and watch the self-study, yes, excited. I also encourage them to study hard or have a good rest and maintain class discipline. At this moment, a naughty boy in the class came from the back of the class. I saw his playful smile and said to him quickly: Who allowed you to go to the ground? Go back to your seat. Unexpectedly, my casual words attracted the attention of the whole class. The whole room burst into laughter. They were all imitating and repeating what I just said. For a moment, I didn't understand why and my face turned red. Later I learned that the word "go to the fields" only meant working in the fields in the eyes of southern children. It was really embarrassing at the time.