A three-person conversation is a joke.

Telephone conversation Every Sunday, the priest will call the children to the front of the church and tell them stories. One day, in order to better explain the meaning of prayer, he brought a telephone.

"You talked to someone on the phone and didn't see anyone on the other end of the phone line, did you?" He began to ask. The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the phone. He's at the other end. Although you can't see him, he is listening to your heart. "

Just then, a little boy screamed and asked, "What's his phone number?" 2. Where is my father?

Two brothers are looking at some beautiful oil paintings.

"Look," said my brother, "how beautiful these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger brother, "but in all these paintings, there are only mothers and children. Where did dad go? "

My brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously, he is drawing these pictures."