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Kneeling for homophonic jokes

At a meeting in the village, the village head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, enough food for today. Let's make a big bowl. Tutu said, "My mother calls me Tutu, which is nice!" & gt& gt& gt Pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" ">& gt& gt The dog said," My mother calls me a puppy, which is quite nice! """>& gt& gt Chicken said," You talk, I'll go first! " ">& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt The rabbit said," I am a rabbit! """>& gt& gt pig said," I'm a son of a bitch! " ">& gt& gt Chicken said," I am a son of a bitch! """>& gt& gt The dog said," You talk, I'll go first! " "