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Interesting remarks
1. Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers
2. If you don't enter the tiger's den - how can you catch the tiger's cub
3. Broad beans bloom - black heart
4. The car reaches the front of the mountain - there must be a road
5. Break the casserole - ask the end
6. The monk holds an umbrella - lawlessness
< p>7. When a tiger falls in peace - being bullied by a dog8. Adding superfluity - unnecessary action
9. The arrow is on the string - it has to be shot
10. Well Frog at the bottom - short-sighted
11. Looking for a needle in a haystack - nowhere to be found
12. Fetching water from a bamboo basket - in vain
13. Open the skylight - say Bright words
14. When the boat reaches the bridge - it will be straight
15. A moth flies into the flame - it will destroy itself
16. The 100-meter race - Every second counts
17. Destroying growth - eager for success
18. Enemies meeting - extremely jealous
19. Sesame blossoms - growing steadily< /p>
20. The new official takes office - three fires
21. The blind man lights the lamp - in vain
22. The rabbit's tail - cannot grow
23. Failed to steal the chicken - lose the rice
24. Wang Po sells melons - sells herself and boasts
25. Tiger's butt - cannot be touched
26. A tiger pulls a cart—who dares
27. A mouse crosses the street—everyone shouts to beat him
28. Although a sparrow is small—it has all the internal organs
29. Thatch on the wall - fall on both sides with the wind
30. Thirty-six strategies - the best strategy is to go forward
31. A blessing in disguise - how to know the blessings and misfortunes
32. There is no wine in the pot - it is difficult to keep guests
33. Monk Zhang Er - confused
34. Borrowing and returning - it is not difficult to borrow again< /p>
35. A cat cries like a mouse - fake compassion
36. The hinge breaks the skin - the inside is exposed
37. Carrying water on a shoulder pole - two ends are hung up in one effort.
38. Playing the piano to a cow - wasted effort
39. Gathering of the Eight Immortals - Chat with Gods
40. Toasting the Overlord - Do it even if you don't want to do it
41. Staple a nail on the board - can't run away
42. Come to the door with a drum on your back - ask for a beating
43. Make a straw handle into a lamp - carelessness (core)
p>44. Bamboo shoots are unearthed - growing taller and taller
45. Cutting tofu with a kitchen knife - both sides are shining
46. Nail hits nail - head-on collision
< p>47. Beating drums on high mountains - famous in all directions48. Dog bites Lu Dongbin - does not know a good heart
49. Guan Gong walks to Maicheng - arrogance will lead to defeat< /p>
50. An iron-beating rooster - never plucking a hair
51. An egg hitting a stone - overestimating one's own abilities
52. Jiang Taigong fishing - those willing to take the bait
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53. Stepping on the watermelon rind - sliding to wherever it goes
54. Confucius moving house - nothing but books
55. Rat drilling into the bellows - both ends Being angry
56. Keeping the green hills - not afraid of running out of firewood
57. Looking at people through the crack in the door - looking down on people
58. Clay Bodhisattva Crossing the river - you can't save yourself
59. The water you threw out - you can't take it back
60. Riding a donkey and reading the songbook - we'll see
61. Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away - the courtesy is light but the affection is heavy
62. Meat buns beat the dog - there is no return
63. There are no tigers in the mountains - the monkey is the king
< p>64. Sima Zhao’s heart - everyone knows65. Nephew lights lanterns - as usual (uncle)
66. Bastard eats rice cakes - determined
67. Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year - every year is not as good as the previous year
68. Green onions mixed with tofu - pure and white
69. The young monk chants sutras - with words but no intention
p>70. Zhou Yu hit the yellow cover - Consensus
71. Rushing the duck to the shelves - thankless
72. Blowing fire with a rolling pin - clueless
73. The blind man wears glasses - decoration
74. The monkey fishes for the moon - busy in vain
75. The meeting of a scholar
Arrive at the army - I can’t explain clearly
76. Three stooges - I can’t match Zhuge Liang
77. Scalpers chasing rabbits - I can’t use my strength
78. Monks train Taoist priests - be lenient
79. Marrying a wife during the New Year - double happiness
80. Deaf see dumb - ignore
Six Word phrase
81. Rivets are nailed on the copper plate - one is one, two is two
82. Carrying bamboo poles in the alley - straight forward
83. Bitter water Soak Coptis chinensis in it - the bitterness is even more bitter
84. The donkey's lips are wrong and the horse's mouth is wrong - the answer is wrong
85. Onions in the pig's nose - pretending to be like
86 , Only state officials are allowed to set fires - common people are not allowed to light lamps
87. Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and outside
88. When flying a kite, the string is broken - there is no hope
89. Troubles in the pond - big deal
90. Shutting the door to hide the mouse - urgent (squeezing) to death
91. Rowing against the wind and water - holding on
p>92. Two-person duo in the Northeast - one singing and one harmony
93. Oriental people wearing high hats - pretending to be tall
94. Going to the Fire Temple to pray for rain - looking for the wrong door
95. Luban played with an ax in front of the door—no eyesight
96. The old lady ate glutinous rice balls—swallowed them up
97. It rained heavily when the sun came out—fake love ( Sunny)
98. Selling dog meat over sheep’s heads—hypocrisy
99. Carrying a beard across the river—excessive modesty
100. Singing without watching music This - outrageous
The dwarf is walking on stilts - learning from each other's strengths
Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers
Set off artillery in the middle of the night - a blockbuster
Carrying poles Water - single-mindedly hanging two-headed sticks to beat ducks - scratching and screaming
The patient hits the rubber ball - weak
The tip of a hundred-foot pole - going one step further embroidering peonies on the colorful satin - the icing on the cake is the mouse that has made a hole in the cake —Looking around
Teapot and boiling dumplings —Having goods but unable to pour out straw boat borrowing arrows —Returning with a full load and a newborn calf —Not afraid of tigers
Opening the skylight —Speaking frankly
Lost Picking up sesame seeds from a watermelon - a small loss leads to a big drop of water piercing the stone - it is not a day's work
A dog bites Lu Dongbin - I don't know a good heart, I give you nine inches, I want a foot - I can't get enough, the ears of the deaf - decoration
Jiang Taigong fishes - those who wish to take the bait
Beggars eat tofu - both poor and destitute
Cao Cao kills Hua Tuo - repaying evil with evil
The golden phoenix flies out of the chicken coop - whimsical
Kuafu chases the sun - he does not know what he can do
Confucius sang opera - he exported it well
Confucius traveled around the world - it was all about etiquette
Confucius The Master moved house - all the mice came into the study - chewing words
Taking things into consideration - it varies from person to person
Fetching water from five buckets - seven up and eight down
Fifteen Clothes made from pieces of cloth - patchwork
Fifteen people chatting - all talking
Two mutes sleeping on one side - nothing to say but a blessing in disguise - a blessing in disguise
It’s not too late to make up for the situation once the sheep has been lost
Monk Zhang Er - confused
Two mutes kissing - okay, nothing to say
Zhang Fei threads the needle - Big eyes staring at small eyes
A blind man lights a lamp - a waste of oil
Lu Ban plays with a big ax in front of the door - plays with an ax in front of everyone
Putting his hand in the coffin - asking for money
The weasel pays New Year greetings to the chicken—no good intentions
Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror—he is not a human being inside and out
The narcissus does not bloom—pretends to be garlic
The mute eats yellow lotus— There is no way to tell the pain
Throwing bombs in the manhole: arousing people's excrement (anger)
The prince of hell marries a daughter-ghost wants
The dog's head presses the horns-pretending Sheep
Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers
Mud Bodhisattva crossing the river - unable to protect himself
Broad beans blooming - black heart
Breaking the casserole - —Ask the truth
A monk holding an umbrella - lawlessness
Tiger falling flat - being bullied by a dog
Additional steps - unnecessary move
An arrow on the string ——Have to post
Frog in the well - short-sighted
Looking for a needle in a haystack - nowhere to find it
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Fetching water from a bamboo basket - in vain
Open the skylight - speak frankly
The boat reaches the bridge - naturally straight
A moth flies into a flame - — Suicide
100-meter race - race against time
Destroy one's ambition - eager for success
Enemies meet - extremely jealous
< p>Sesame seeds are blooming - getting higher and higherThe new official takes office - three fires
A blind man lights a lamp - it is a waste of wax
A rabbit tail - it cannot grow Failed to steal the chicken - lose the rice
Wang Po sells melons - sells herself and boasts
Tiger's butt - cannot be touched
Tiger pulls cart - who dares< /p>
A mouse crossing the street - everyone shouts to beat it
Although a sparrow is small - it has all the internal organs
Thatch on the wall - it falls on both sides in the wind
Thirty-Six Strategies - The Best Strategy
Han Xin ordered troops - the more the better
Kong Ming made a plan to save the city in an empty city
Monk Zhang Er - confused
The cat cried like a mouse - fake compassion
The Dragon King jumped into the sea - returned to his hometown
The dumpling skin was broken - the filling was exposed
Playing the piano to the cow ——Wasting effort in vain
The gathering of the Eight Immortals——Chat of Gods
The Overlord’s toast—you have to do it even if you don’t want to do it
The nail is on the board—you can’t run away
Zhuge Liang's strategy for the Emperor's victory - to gain a head start
Fetching water from fifteen buckets - up and down
Making a lamp from straw - carelessness (core)
< p>Bamboo shoots unearthed - growing tallerChopping tofu with a kitchen knife - both sides are bright
Nail hits nail - head-on collision
Drumming on the mountain - four sides Famous (Crying) dog bites Lu Dongbin - does not know the good heart and cares about the public and walks around Maicheng - a arrogant soldier will be defeated by an iron rooster - never pulls out a hair
An egg hits a stone - overestimating one's ability
Jiang Taigong fishes - those who wish to take the bait
Step on the watermelon rind - slide to where they are
Mouse drills into the bellows - suffers from both ends
Keep it Green Mountain is here - not afraid of running out of firewood
Going to the door with a drum on his back - asking for a beating
Looking at people through the crack in the door - looking down on people
Ni Bodhisattva Crossing the river - you can't save yourself
The water you threw out - you can't take it back
Ride a donkey and read the songbook - we'll see
Sending goose feathers thousands of miles away - - The etiquette is light but the affection is heavy
The meat bun beats the dog - there is no return
There is no tiger in the mountain - the monkey is the king
Sima Zhao's heart - passerby Everyone knows
The nephew lights the lantern - as usual (uncle)
The bastard eats the weight - determined
Tells the story with a crooked mouth - slanted (evil) Talk
Scallions mixed with tofu - pure and white
The young monk recited sutras - with his mouth but not his heart
Zhou Yu put on the yellow lid - consensual consent
Catching ducks to the shelves - thankless task
Blowing fire with a rolling pin - clueless
A blind man wearing glasses - decoration
Monkey fishing for the moon - a busy time
A scholar meets a soldier - he can't explain his reasoning
Three cobblers - stand up to Zhuge Liang
Master Guan attends the meeting - stands alone
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Monks train Taoist priests - be lenient
Marry a wife during the New Year - double happiness
Deaf people see dumb people - ignore them
Pour beans through a bamboo tube—straight ahead
Soak Coptis chinensis in bitter water—more bitterness upon bitterness
Zhang Fei scolded Guan Yu in the ancient city—misunderstanding
I unmoor the boat, you push the boat ——Shun Shuirenqing
Putting green onions in a pig’s nose—pretending to be an elephant
Only state officials are allowed to set fires—people are not allowed to light lamps
The string of a kite is broken—no Counting on it
Row against the wind and against the current - hold on
Hit the snake seven inches - find the vital point
The storm in the pond - big deal
Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing their magical powers
Oriental people wear high hats - pretending to be tall
Go to the Fire Temple to pray for rain - look for the wrong door
Guan Gong plays with a machete in front of the gate - blind and blind
Guan Gong walks in Maicheng - death is imminent
It rains heavily when the sun comes out - fake love (clear)
hang Sheep's head selling dog meat - hypocrisy
Crossing the river carrying a beard - excessive modesty
Singing without reading the song - outrageous
Watching the sunrise on the top of Mount Tai - looking far ahead
Carrying a lantern to chop firewood - Ming Chop
Carrying a lantern into the mine - going deeper step by step
Jumping on the stage to join in the fun - just making fun
Carpenter wearing a shackle - It's your own fault
Pushing the trolley up the steps - one step at a time
A big girl riding in a sedan - the first time
Borrowed a dime and got ten cents - not a penny Poor
Blowing the trumpet by the window - famous
Crab crossing the street - domineering
Don't use an awl to put on shoes - needle (really) OK
Cheng An ax that bites gold—just these three times
Deaf ears—a decoration
No chicken for twenty-one days—a bad guy
Poached yellow lotus with rock sugar— Sharing the joys and sorrows
The flood flooded the Dragon King Temple - not recognizing his own family
Lighting a lantern on the plane - Gao Ming
Lighting a lantern and picking up excrement - courting death (Shit)
Greased horns - sharp and slippery
Pulling teeth from the tiger's mouth - adventure
Pony tail rubbing rope - not stranded
A monkey looks in the mirror - he gets carried away
Grandma has a beard - abnormal
An egg hits a stone - he is overestimating his abilities
A dog catches a mouse - too many Minding other people's business
Going out with an empty coffin - no one in sight
Liu Bei's visit to the wise - three visits to the thatched cottage
Guan Gong releases Cao Cao - nostalgic feelings
Kong Ming beheads Wei Yan - killing with a borrowed knife
A blind man wears glasses - pretends to be smart
A blind man pulls a bellows - tinkering
A blind man Peeling garlic - talking nonsense
A blind man learns embroidery - showing off his skills
A blind man takes to the street - being arrogant
A blind man leads the way to a blind person - talking nonsense
A blind man rides a blind horse - running wild
A needle hidden in the ink - hard to find
Squid belly intestines and puffer fish liver - black and poisonous
< p>The monk in the temple - no worriesThe clay elephant in Duanli - humanoid, but inhumane
Fart in the temple - Grandpa Xun is here
The Buddha in the temple - has no vision
The horse in the temple - has no spirit (shocked)
The bell in the temple - the sound is empty
Feeding jasmine flowers to camels - how much does that cost
Moldy winter melon - rotten lotus couple with bad water - bad intentions
Bee's butt - thorn Head
Bee's eyes - protruding
Bee nest - hole
Bee sting - urgent
Bee flies On the painting - empty joy
Coal goes into water - it will never be cleaned up
The person who takes advantage of coal - a black heart
The shopkeeper of the coal shop - — Earn black money
The matchmaker has a bad mouth - it is difficult to speak
The eyebrows are on fire - the eyes are red
Firecrackers are set off on the eyebrows - disaster is in front of you
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Pinching lice on the eyebrows - there is eye color (lice)
I turned to sleep one by one
Putting porridge on the eyebrows - Why are you pretending to be stupid
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My sister posted couplets - no distinction between top and bottom
I dreamed about Coptis chinensis - I thought it was painful
I dreamed about my daughter-in-law - I thought it was beautiful
A sparrow marries a girl - blow carefully
A sparrow drinks from the river - can't do it
A sparrow moves house - she chats
The sparrow flies in Photo studio - easy to meet but difficult to talk to
The sparrow flies to the flagpole - the bird is not big, but the frame is not small
The sparrow flies to the sugar pile - empty joy
The belly of a sparrow—narrow-minded
A sparrow falls into a noodle vat—its mouth is mushy
A sparrow has a meeting—a detailed discussion
A sparrow Falling on the archway - the thing is not big, the frame is not small
The sparrow flies into the sea - does not land
The sparrow has a bulging belly - it is so full of energy
Sparrows flying into the sea - without landing
Pockmarked skydiving - the sky is full of flowers
Embroidery on linen pieces -
—Waking in vain
Making dragon robes out of linen bags—not this material
Water on the linen cloth—the lemon is not dry
Tie tofu with a hemp rope—it cannot be lifted
Threading a hemp rope through an embroidery needle - it can't pass
Hanging an egg with a hemp rope - both ends are empty
Stringing tofu with a hemp rope - it can't be lifted< /p>
Pull the electric light on the hemp rope - the wrong route
Pigs in the sack - I don't know the right and wrong
Embroidery on the sack - one generation (bag) is not as good as the other ( Bag)
Gunny bag embroidery - poor foundation
Sesame oil fried tofu - cost a lot of money
Threading linen thread and needle - can't get through
Thread twine through the eye of a needle - just passable
Cat chanting sutras - pretending to be a good person
Mouse in cat's mouth - nothing left
Cat Biting a tiger unexpectedly
Cat's paw reaches into the fish tank - trying to catch a handful
A cat wears a tiger - showing off its power
The cat's belly contains tiger gall - - Can't be fierce
Owl catches mice - does good deeds, gets a bad name
Owl sings - calls blindly
Cat is chased up a tree by tiger - thanks to saving a hand< /p>
The cat plays with the mouse - coaxing it to play
The cat won't eat the dead mouse - pretend to be polite
The mouse in the cat's mouth - can't escape
Cats catching mice and dogs guarding the door - their job
Fire roasting pancakes - no good products
Cotton ears - can't stand the blow
< p>Cotton for walnuts - eat hard rather than softNeedles hidden in cotton - soft but hard
Fire in cotton pile - no way to save
Looking for fleas in the cotton pile - planting sesame seeds in the untouched cotton field - killing two birds with one stone
Cotton ears - the roots are soft
Cotton plugging the nose - feeling uncomfortable
The cotton roll is looking for the gong - no reply
The cotton mallet is playing the drum - no sound
The cotton yarn is leading the donkey - unreliable
Cotton The trousers have no legs - they are half cold
The cotton-padded jackets are changed into leather jackets - getting better and better
The matchmaker praises the leap girl - the sky is full of excitement
The matchmaker proposes marriage - Jingxuan said nicely
The matchmaker lost her way - nothing to say
The matchmaker praised the girl - she spoke like a fairy
Crossing the river by feeling the stones - Steady and Dangdang
Touch the light and make fun - to play tricks
To fart while covered with a quilt - to swallow alone
To play while blindfolded - Wandering around
The steamed buns are filled with bean dregs - others do not praise themselves
Mazi is in charge - has many ideas
Mazi's face - is full of shortcomings
Put nails in the sack - the head is exposed
Making dragon robes out of the sack - not this material
Embroidery on the sack - the foundation is too poor
Although a sparrow is small - it has a good liver and gallbladder
Hitting a tiger with a sparrow - no pain or itching
Taking pictures of a sparrow...his face is not good-looking
On horseback Read the book - let's see
Ma Daha's job as an accountant... is all a mess
The horse's spoon touching the rim of the pot - a common thing
The horse's tail raised Tofu - cannot be skewered
Chicken feathers blanched in warm water - difficult to pull
Chestnuts boiled in warm water - half-cooked
Catching a thief while covering your wallet - add an extra serving Heart
Crossing the river with your butt in your hands - be careful of overdoing it (crossing)
Water on the eaves - never leave the nest at all
Taking shelter from the rain under the eaves - not for long
Pigs hanging under the eaves - drops of bitter water
The roof is hit by continuous rain, a boat is broken and there is a phoenix on top - disaster
On the roof The tortoise cannot reach the sky or the ground
The doll teases the younger sister - laughing and joking
Mosquitoes bite eggs - seamlessly drillable
Mosquitoes fart - Stingy
Mosquitoes are looking for liver and gallbladder - deliberately making things difficult
Mosquitoes are looking for spiders - and throw themselves into the trap
Mosquitoes sing little songs - they want to bite people
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Sleeping in a snail shell - difficult to turn over
Snail's house - carried on the body
Centipede eats scorpions - fight poison with poison
Surrounded The beggar makes fun - making the poor happy
The fresh peaches on the cliff - no one pays attention (picks); no one tastes them
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Eating watermelon around the stove - sweetness in the heart and warmth in the body
The God of Wealth knocks on the door - blessings fall from the sky; great good things happen
Crooked mouth Eating pomegranates - coming up with crooked ideas
Playing the flute with a crooked mouth - not pleasing to the eye
Monk with a crooked mouth - not serious
Playing conches with a crooked mouth ——Two generals are fighting
The monk with a crooked mouth eats snails and gets crooked
Looking at the watch with his neck crooked--the point of view is incorrect
The nephew beats the uncle--official business Public office
Grandpa died - there is no way to save him (uncle)
The bastard eats a weight - he is determined
The bastard eats watermelon - he rolls and crawls Climb
Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year - every year is not as good as the previous one. The Queen Mother's flat peaches - no matter how good they are, you can't eat them
The Queen Mother stretches out her hand - if you want the phoenix to get the phoenix, you want the rain Deyu
Wang Mazi eats walnuts - ideas for going out and inside
Wang Po sells melons - sells himself and boasts
Wang Xiaoer plays gongs and drums - so poor
Looking at the scenery through a telescope - right before your eyes
The fish in the net, the bird in the cage - can't escape
Looking at the peonies on the gazebo - it's like a ghost Romance
. Adou becomes the emperor - weak and incompetent
The nun in the nunnery - not blessed (husband)
. The dwarf rides a big horse - up and down Dilemma
A short man sits on a high stool - a dilemma
A short man sits on a high stool - out of reach
Feeding tigers in a nest - harming others and himself< /p>
Fart in bed - be good at literature (sniffing) and martial arts (cover)
Fart in bed - swallow it all
Don't take medicine if you are seriously ill - wait to die< /p>
.Three peeled toads - the heart will not die
A lamp is placed on the table of the Eight Immortals - it is obvious
The eight horses cannot pull apart - it is difficult to separate and explain
The weather in August—sometimes sunny, sometimes rainy
The eighty-year-old lady was out of breath learning to play the instrument
The Eight Immortals don’t use boats to cross the sea—they have their own rules ( (cross)
Tug-of-war game - pull both ends
Use it as a pillow - forget about it
Practice aiming on the shooting range - turn a blind eye
The overlord treats guests - you have to eat, you have to eat, you have to eat if you don't want to eat
White cloth goes into the dye vat - it cannot be washed
Daydreaming - random thoughts
Black and white words on paper - black and white are clear
Blowing the trumpet at eighty - long life and shortness of breath
Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers
Eight Immortals crossing the sea, one can move the wind The flying phoenix, the rain that can rain
White sugar mixed with honey - sweet and sweet
White sugar mixed with bitter melon - bitter and sweet
Clear water in a white glass bottle - see through
The White Bone Demon sings - with a strange tune
The White Bone Demon looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and outside
The White Bone Demon deceived Tang Monk - - When one plan fails, another one is made
The bench fell to the ground - all four feet in the air
The board is nailed - not running
Half a copper coin - not a circle< /p>
Half a catty for eight taels - no difference
Half a catty for eight taels - no one suffers
Become a monk halfway - learn from scratch
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Keeping guests on the way - speak enthusiastically
Cheng Jiequan shows up on the way - suddenly
Having been eating and drinking in the clouds for a long time - shouting in vain
< p>A frog with tied legs - can't jumpPutting a sesame seed on the scale - insignificant
beating a mandarin duck with a stick - two separate ones
The sticks are equal Needle - regardless of thickness
Blowing fire with a stick - clueless
Bao Gong's judgment of the case - impartial and impartial
Bao Gong's guillotine - no recognition
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Make a cage of steamed buns and steamed buns - everyone strives for success
Hold the pipa into the mill - play the piano to the cow
Hold the pillow and dream - a joy in the sky
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Carrying a suona on your back while flying - it blows to the sky
Stretching the bow behind your back - hurting someone with a hidden arrow
Wiping the huqin behind your back - you can't pull it
Carrying my wife on my back to burn incense - a thankless task
Carrying others to steal wine and food - I know the warmth and coldness of my family
Carrying a coffin to cross the Yellow River - even the escape route is prepared
Carrying a rock on your back to Mount Taishan—it’s not a pleasure to be burdened
Carrying a toilet on your back on a business trip—it stinks wherever you go
Where to go
Chatting in the Arctic Ocean - all sarcastic remarks
Polar bear yawns - cold wind blows
Wearing vest outside shirt - messed up
Including green onions in the nose, pretending to be elephants
Selling cloth with eyes closed - nonsense
Ice cubes dropped into the vinegar vat - shabby
Don’t turn on the lamp and don’t add oil - save worry one by one (core)
Making tea with a tumbler - no skill
Putting rouge into the coffin - saving face
The God of Wealth wears a black gauze hat - he also has money and power
He spoils his wife and offends his mother - he is in a dilemma
Stir-fried leeks and green onions - white
< p>Fried beans - cannot sproutThe King of Chu committed suicide in Wujiang River - he had no shame to return to Jiangdong
Cheng Yaoquan became emperor - not serious
Twelve Zodiac Signs
A rat enters a bookcase - chewing words
Oil's horns - sharp and slippery
Pulling teeth from a tiger's mouth - courageous
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Rabbit's tail - can't grow
Dragon King jumps into the sea - goes back to his hometown
Snake eats eel - shorter than long
Rubbing horse's tail Rope - not stranded
Sheep sleeping with tiger - unreliable
Monkey looking in the mirror - getting carried away
Egg hitting stone - overestimating one's ability
A dog lifts the door curtain - all with his mouth
Putting onions in a pig's nose - pretending to be an elephant
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Eighth-level workers worship the master - Keep improving
Learning to play percussion at eighty years old - out of breath
The moon on August 15th - bright and upright
Eating persimmons in the middle of the night - special selection Soft pinch
The cannon in the middle of the night - a blockbuster
Hold the charcoal and kiss - touch the nose and it will be black
Hold the ingot and jump into the well - risk your life Cai
Polled Lotus Boiled with Rock Sugar - Sharing the Joys and Difficulties
C
Cao Cao met Jiang Qian - a big misfortune
< p>Teapot to cook dumplings - no pouringThe ruined temple - no god
Bricks from the kiln - finalized
Garbage in the kitchen - trivial things
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The eldest girl sat in a sedan chair - the first time
The eldest man sat in the hall - shouting and drinking
< p>Cannons to shoot sparrows - not enough capitalWater flooded the Dragon King Temple - they did not recognize their own people
Walking on the tip of a knife - Xuanhu
On the belly Sharpening the knife - so dangerous
Drumming in the belly - fluttering in the heart
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No chicken for twenty-one days - bad guy
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A moth flies into a flame - destroying itself
Blowing the flute on the plane - singing a high tune
Blowing the trumpet on the plane - making noise in the air (thinking)
Lighting up on the plane - clever
Hang a bag on the plane - to pretend to be cool (crazy)
Hang a thermos on the plane - tall water bottle ( (Ping)
Dreaming on the plane - God knows
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Blowing fire with a rolling pin - clueless
Newly hatched chick - — A tough mouth but soft legs
Anti-aircraft guns fight mosquitoes - overkill
Dogs chase mice - meddle in other people's business
Dogs chase ducks - croak
< p>A dog has horns on its head - pretending to be a sheepA dog lifts the door curtain - it all depends on its mouth
A dog bites a mouse - it is meddling in other people's business
Playing a sheep The head is sold as dog meat - different inside and outside
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A girl from the He family marries the Zheng family - just right
A monk holding an umbrella - lawless
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Holding ice in arms - feeling chilled
Blowing the trumpet under the coptis tree - having fun in suffering
Weasel paying New Year greetings to the chicken - no good intentions
The train blows the whistle - the (name) sound is quite loud
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Pick up sesame seeds and lose the watermelon - be greedy for small things and lose big things
Jiang Taigong is fishing - those who wish Take the bait
Look at the moon with myopia - such a big star
Row a boat in a well - the future is not good
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Can't draw the bow Shooting arrows - bluff
Confucius moves house - Jingshu (lose)
Putting nails in pockets - everyone wants to get ahead
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The donkey playing the piano broke its harness - idling for a while
The donkey playing the piano lost the song - no score
The lazy woman's feet were bound ——Stinky and long
Tiger fights—can’t be persuaded
Tiger hangs rosary beads—fake mercy
Tiger pulls cart—who can drive (dare)
Tiger’s butt – cannot be touched
Plucking hair from tiger’s head – I don’t know how powerful it is
Swatting flies on tiger’s head – so brave
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