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1. Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers

2. If you don't enter the tiger's den - how can you catch the tiger's cub

3. Broad beans bloom - black heart

4. The car reaches the front of the mountain - there must be a road

5. Break the casserole - ask the end

6. The monk holds an umbrella - lawlessness

< p>7. When a tiger falls in peace - being bullied by a dog

8. Adding superfluity - unnecessary action

9. The arrow is on the string - it has to be shot

10. Well Frog at the bottom - short-sighted

11. Looking for a needle in a haystack - nowhere to be found

12. Fetching water from a bamboo basket - in vain

13. Open the skylight - say Bright words

14. When the boat reaches the bridge - it will be straight

15. A moth flies into the flame - it will destroy itself

16. The 100-meter race - Every second counts

17. Destroying growth - eager for success

18. Enemies meeting - extremely jealous

19. Sesame blossoms - growing steadily< /p>

20. The new official takes office - three fires

21. The blind man lights the lamp - in vain

22. The rabbit's tail - cannot grow

23. Failed to steal the chicken - lose the rice

24. Wang Po sells melons - sells herself and boasts

25. Tiger's butt - cannot be touched

26. A tiger pulls a cart—who dares

27. A mouse crosses the street—everyone shouts to beat him

28. Although a sparrow is small—it has all the internal organs

29. Thatch on the wall - fall on both sides with the wind

30. Thirty-six strategies - the best strategy is to go forward

31. A blessing in disguise - how to know the blessings and misfortunes

32. There is no wine in the pot - it is difficult to keep guests

33. Monk Zhang Er - confused

34. Borrowing and returning - it is not difficult to borrow again< /p>

35. A cat cries like a mouse - fake compassion

36. The hinge breaks the skin - the inside is exposed

37. Carrying water on a shoulder pole - two ends are hung up in one effort.

38. Playing the piano to a cow - wasted effort

39. Gathering of the Eight Immortals - Chat with Gods

40. Toasting the Overlord - Do it even if you don't want to do it

41. Staple a nail on the board - can't run away

42. Come to the door with a drum on your back - ask for a beating

43. Make a straw handle into a lamp - carelessness (core)

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44. Bamboo shoots are unearthed - growing taller and taller

45. Cutting tofu with a kitchen knife - both sides are shining

46. Nail hits nail - head-on collision

< p>47. Beating drums on high mountains - famous in all directions

48. Dog bites Lu Dongbin - does not know a good heart

49. Guan Gong walks to Maicheng - arrogance will lead to defeat< /p>

50. An iron-beating rooster - never plucking a hair

51. An egg hitting a stone - overestimating one's own abilities

52. Jiang Taigong fishing - those willing to take the bait

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53. Stepping on the watermelon rind - sliding to wherever it goes

54. Confucius moving house - nothing but books

55. Rat drilling into the bellows - both ends Being angry

56. Keeping the green hills - not afraid of running out of firewood

57. Looking at people through the crack in the door - looking down on people

58. Clay Bodhisattva Crossing the river - you can't save yourself

59. The water you threw out - you can't take it back

60. Riding a donkey and reading the songbook - we'll see

61. Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away - the courtesy is light but the affection is heavy

62. Meat buns beat the dog - there is no return

63. There are no tigers in the mountains - the monkey is the king

< p>64. Sima Zhao’s heart - everyone knows

65. Nephew lights lanterns - as usual (uncle)

66. Bastard eats rice cakes - determined

67. Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year - every year is not as good as the previous year

68. Green onions mixed with tofu - pure and white

69. The young monk chants sutras - with words but no intention

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70. Zhou Yu hit the yellow cover - Consensus

71. Rushing the duck to the shelves - thankless

72. Blowing fire with a rolling pin - clueless

73. The blind man wears glasses - decoration

74. The monkey fishes for the moon - busy in vain

75. The meeting of a scholar

Arrive at the army - I can’t explain clearly

76. Three stooges - I can’t match Zhuge Liang

77. Scalpers chasing rabbits - I can’t use my strength

78. Monks train Taoist priests - be lenient

79. Marrying a wife during the New Year - double happiness

80. Deaf see dumb - ignore

Six Word phrase

81. Rivets are nailed on the copper plate - one is one, two is two

82. Carrying bamboo poles in the alley - straight forward

83. Bitter water Soak Coptis chinensis in it - the bitterness is even more bitter

84. The donkey's lips are wrong and the horse's mouth is wrong - the answer is wrong

85. Onions in the pig's nose - pretending to be like

86 , Only state officials are allowed to set fires - common people are not allowed to light lamps

87. Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and outside

88. When flying a kite, the string is broken - there is no hope

89. Troubles in the pond - big deal

90. Shutting the door to hide the mouse - urgent (squeezing) to death

91. Rowing against the wind and water - holding on

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92. Two-person duo in the Northeast - one singing and one harmony

93. Oriental people wearing high hats - pretending to be tall

94. Going to the Fire Temple to pray for rain - looking for the wrong door

95. Luban played with an ax in front of the door—no eyesight

96. The old lady ate glutinous rice balls—swallowed them up

97. It rained heavily when the sun came out—fake love ( Sunny)

98. Selling dog meat over sheep’s heads—hypocrisy

99. Carrying a beard across the river—excessive modesty

100. Singing without watching music This - outrageous

The dwarf is walking on stilts - learning from each other's strengths

Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers

Set off artillery in the middle of the night - a blockbuster

Carrying poles Water - single-mindedly hanging two-headed sticks to beat ducks - scratching and screaming

The patient hits the rubber ball - weak

The tip of a hundred-foot pole - going one step further embroidering peonies on the colorful satin - the icing on the cake is the mouse that has made a hole in the cake —Looking around

Teapot and boiling dumplings —Having goods but unable to pour out straw boat borrowing arrows —Returning with a full load and a newborn calf —Not afraid of tigers

Opening the skylight —Speaking frankly

Lost Picking up sesame seeds from a watermelon - a small loss leads to a big drop of water piercing the stone - it is not a day's work

A dog bites Lu Dongbin - I don't know a good heart, I give you nine inches, I want a foot - I can't get enough, the ears of the deaf - decoration

Jiang Taigong fishes - those who wish to take the bait

Beggars eat tofu - both poor and destitute

Cao Cao kills Hua Tuo - repaying evil with evil

The golden phoenix flies out of the chicken coop - whimsical

Kuafu chases the sun - he does not know what he can do

Confucius sang opera - he exported it well

Confucius traveled around the world - it was all about etiquette

Confucius The Master moved house - all the mice came into the study - chewing words

Taking things into consideration - it varies from person to person

Fetching water from five buckets - seven up and eight down

Fifteen Clothes made from pieces of cloth - patchwork

Fifteen people chatting - all talking

Two mutes sleeping on one side - nothing to say but a blessing in disguise - a blessing in disguise

It’s not too late to make up for the situation once the sheep has been lost

Monk Zhang Er - confused

Two mutes kissing - okay, nothing to say

Zhang Fei threads the needle - Big eyes staring at small eyes

A blind man lights a lamp - a waste of oil

Lu Ban plays with a big ax in front of the door - plays with an ax in front of everyone

Putting his hand in the coffin - asking for money

The weasel pays New Year greetings to the chicken—no good intentions

Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror—he is not a human being inside and out

The narcissus does not bloom—pretends to be garlic

The mute eats yellow lotus— There is no way to tell the pain

Throwing bombs in the manhole: arousing people's excrement (anger)

The prince of hell marries a daughter-ghost wants

The dog's head presses the horns-pretending Sheep

Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers

Mud Bodhisattva crossing the river - unable to protect himself

Broad beans blooming - black heart

Breaking the casserole - —Ask the truth

A monk holding an umbrella - lawlessness

Tiger falling flat - being bullied by a dog

Additional steps - unnecessary move

An arrow on the string ——Have to post

Frog in the well - short-sighted

Looking for a needle in a haystack - nowhere to find it

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Fetching water from a bamboo basket - in vain

Open the skylight - speak frankly

The boat reaches the bridge - naturally straight

A moth flies into a flame - — Suicide

100-meter race - race against time

Destroy one's ambition - eager for success

Enemies meet - extremely jealous

< p>Sesame seeds are blooming - getting higher and higher

The new official takes office - three fires

A blind man lights a lamp - it is a waste of wax

A rabbit tail - it cannot grow Failed to steal the chicken - lose the rice

Wang Po sells melons - sells herself and boasts

Tiger's butt - cannot be touched

Tiger pulls cart - who dares< /p>

A mouse crossing the street - everyone shouts to beat it

Although a sparrow is small - it has all the internal organs

Thatch on the wall - it falls on both sides in the wind

Thirty-Six Strategies - The Best Strategy

Han Xin ordered troops - the more the better

Kong Ming made a plan to save the city in an empty city

Monk Zhang Er - confused

The cat cried like a mouse - fake compassion

The Dragon King jumped into the sea - returned to his hometown

The dumpling skin was broken - the filling was exposed

Playing the piano to the cow ——Wasting effort in vain

The gathering of the Eight Immortals——Chat of Gods

The Overlord’s toast—you have to do it even if you don’t want to do it

The nail is on the board—you can’t run away

Zhuge Liang's strategy for the Emperor's victory - to gain a head start

Fetching water from fifteen buckets - up and down

Making a lamp from straw - carelessness (core)

< p>Bamboo shoots unearthed - growing taller

Chopping tofu with a kitchen knife - both sides are bright

Nail hits nail - head-on collision

Drumming on the mountain - four sides Famous (Crying) dog bites Lu Dongbin - does not know the good heart and cares about the public and walks around Maicheng - a arrogant soldier will be defeated by an iron rooster - never pulls out a hair

An egg hits a stone - overestimating one's ability

Jiang Taigong fishes - those who wish to take the bait

Step on the watermelon rind - slide to where they are

Mouse drills into the bellows - suffers from both ends

Keep it Green Mountain is here - not afraid of running out of firewood

Going to the door with a drum on his back - asking for a beating

Looking at people through the crack in the door - looking down on people

Ni Bodhisattva Crossing the river - you can't save yourself

The water you threw out - you can't take it back

Ride a donkey and read the songbook - we'll see

Sending goose feathers thousands of miles away - - The etiquette is light but the affection is heavy

The meat bun beats the dog - there is no return

There is no tiger in the mountain - the monkey is the king

Sima Zhao's heart - passerby Everyone knows

The nephew lights the lantern - as usual (uncle)

The bastard eats the weight - determined

Tells the story with a crooked mouth - slanted (evil) Talk

Scallions mixed with tofu - pure and white

The young monk recited sutras - with his mouth but not his heart

Zhou Yu put on the yellow lid - consensual consent

Catching ducks to the shelves - thankless task

Blowing fire with a rolling pin - clueless

A blind man wearing glasses - decoration

Monkey fishing for the moon - a busy time

A scholar meets a soldier - he can't explain his reasoning

Three cobblers - stand up to Zhuge Liang

Master Guan attends the meeting - stands alone

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Monks train Taoist priests - be lenient

Marry a wife during the New Year - double happiness

Deaf people see dumb people - ignore them

Pour beans through a bamboo tube—straight ahead

Soak Coptis chinensis in bitter water—more bitterness upon bitterness

Zhang Fei scolded Guan Yu in the ancient city—misunderstanding

I unmoor the boat, you push the boat ——Shun Shuirenqing

Putting green onions in a pig’s nose—pretending to be an elephant

Only state officials are allowed to set fires—people are not allowed to light lamps

The string of a kite is broken—no Counting on it

Row against the wind and against the current - hold on

Hit the snake seven inches - find the vital point

The storm in the pond - big deal

Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing their magical powers

Oriental people wear high hats - pretending to be tall

Go to the Fire Temple to pray for rain - look for the wrong door

Guan Gong plays with a machete in front of the gate - blind and blind

Guan Gong walks in Maicheng - death is imminent

It rains heavily when the sun comes out - fake love (clear)

hang Sheep's head selling dog meat - hypocrisy

Crossing the river carrying a beard - excessive modesty

Singing without reading the song - outrageous

Watching the sunrise on the top of Mount Tai - looking far ahead

Carrying a lantern to chop firewood - Ming Chop

Carrying a lantern into the mine - going deeper step by step

Jumping on the stage to join in the fun - just making fun

Carpenter wearing a shackle - It's your own fault

Pushing the trolley up the steps - one step at a time

A big girl riding in a sedan - the first time

Borrowed a dime and got ten cents - not a penny Poor

Blowing the trumpet by the window - famous

Crab crossing the street - domineering

Don't use an awl to put on shoes - needle (really) OK

Cheng An ax that bites gold—just these three times

Deaf ears—a decoration

No chicken for twenty-one days—a bad guy

Poached yellow lotus with rock sugar— Sharing the joys and sorrows

The flood flooded the Dragon King Temple - not recognizing his own family

Lighting a lantern on the plane - Gao Ming

Lighting a lantern and picking up excrement - courting death (Shit)

Greased horns - sharp and slippery

Pulling teeth from the tiger's mouth - adventure

Pony tail rubbing rope - not stranded

A monkey looks in the mirror - he gets carried away

Grandma has a beard - abnormal

An egg hits a stone - he is overestimating his abilities

A dog catches a mouse - too many Minding other people's business

Going out with an empty coffin - no one in sight

Liu Bei's visit to the wise - three visits to the thatched cottage

Guan Gong releases Cao Cao - nostalgic feelings

Kong Ming beheads Wei Yan - killing with a borrowed knife

A blind man wears glasses - pretends to be smart

A blind man pulls a bellows - tinkering

A blind man Peeling garlic - talking nonsense

A blind man learns embroidery - showing off his skills

A blind man takes to the street - being arrogant

A blind man leads the way to a blind person - talking nonsense

A blind man rides a blind horse - running wild

A needle hidden in the ink - hard to find

Squid belly intestines and puffer fish liver - black and poisonous

< p>The monk in the temple - no worries

The clay elephant in Duanli - humanoid, but inhumane

Fart in the temple - Grandpa Xun is here

The Buddha in the temple - has no vision

The horse in the temple - has no spirit (shocked)

The bell in the temple - the sound is empty

Feeding jasmine flowers to camels - how much does that cost

Moldy winter melon - rotten lotus couple with bad water - bad intentions

Bee's butt - thorn Head

Bee's eyes - protruding

Bee nest - hole

Bee sting - urgent

Bee flies On the painting - empty joy

Coal goes into water - it will never be cleaned up

The person who takes advantage of coal - a black heart

The shopkeeper of the coal shop - — Earn black money

The matchmaker has a bad mouth - it is difficult to speak

The eyebrows are on fire - the eyes are red

Firecrackers are set off on the eyebrows - disaster is in front of you

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Pinching lice on the eyebrows - there is eye color (lice)

I turned to sleep one by one

Putting porridge on the eyebrows - Why are you pretending to be stupid

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My sister posted couplets - no distinction between top and bottom

I dreamed about Coptis chinensis - I thought it was painful

I dreamed about my daughter-in-law - I thought it was beautiful

A sparrow marries a girl - blow carefully

A sparrow drinks from the river - can't do it

A sparrow moves house - she chats

The sparrow flies in Photo studio - easy to meet but difficult to talk to

The sparrow flies to the flagpole - the bird is not big, but the frame is not small

The sparrow flies to the sugar pile - empty joy

The belly of a sparrow—narrow-minded

A sparrow falls into a noodle vat—its mouth is mushy

A sparrow has a meeting—a detailed discussion

A sparrow Falling on the archway - the thing is not big, the frame is not small

The sparrow flies into the sea - does not land

The sparrow has a bulging belly - it is so full of energy

Sparrows flying into the sea - without landing

Pockmarked skydiving - the sky is full of flowers

Embroidery on linen pieces -

—Waking in vain

Making dragon robes out of linen bags—not this material

Water on the linen cloth—the lemon is not dry

Tie tofu with a hemp rope—it cannot be lifted

Threading a hemp rope through an embroidery needle - it can't pass

Hanging an egg with a hemp rope - both ends are empty

Stringing tofu with a hemp rope - it can't be lifted< /p>

Pull the electric light on the hemp rope - the wrong route

Pigs in the sack - I don't know the right and wrong

Embroidery on the sack - one generation (bag) is not as good as the other ( Bag)

Gunny bag embroidery - poor foundation

Sesame oil fried tofu - cost a lot of money

Threading linen thread and needle - can't get through

Thread twine through the eye of a needle - just passable

Cat chanting sutras - pretending to be a good person

Mouse in cat's mouth - nothing left

Cat Biting a tiger unexpectedly

Cat's paw reaches into the fish tank - trying to catch a handful

A cat wears a tiger - showing off its power

The cat's belly contains tiger gall - - Can't be fierce

Owl catches mice - does good deeds, gets a bad name

Owl sings - calls blindly

Cat is chased up a tree by tiger - thanks to saving a hand< /p>

The cat plays with the mouse - coaxing it to play

The cat won't eat the dead mouse - pretend to be polite

The mouse in the cat's mouth - can't escape

Cats catching mice and dogs guarding the door - their job

Fire roasting pancakes - no good products

Cotton ears - can't stand the blow

< p>Cotton for walnuts - eat hard rather than soft

Needles hidden in cotton - soft but hard

Fire in cotton pile - no way to save

Looking for fleas in the cotton pile - planting sesame seeds in the untouched cotton field - killing two birds with one stone

Cotton ears - the roots are soft

Cotton plugging the nose - feeling uncomfortable

The cotton roll is looking for the gong - no reply

The cotton mallet is playing the drum - no sound

The cotton yarn is leading the donkey - unreliable

Cotton The trousers have no legs - they are half cold

The cotton-padded jackets are changed into leather jackets - getting better and better

The matchmaker praises the leap girl - the sky is full of excitement

The matchmaker proposes marriage - Jingxuan said nicely

The matchmaker lost her way - nothing to say

The matchmaker praised the girl - she spoke like a fairy

Crossing the river by feeling the stones - Steady and Dangdang

Touch the light and make fun - to play tricks

To fart while covered with a quilt - to swallow alone

To play while blindfolded - Wandering around

The steamed buns are filled with bean dregs - others do not praise themselves

Mazi is in charge - has many ideas

Mazi's face - is full of shortcomings

Put nails in the sack - the head is exposed

Making dragon robes out of the sack - not this material

Embroidery on the sack - the foundation is too poor

Although a sparrow is small - it has a good liver and gallbladder

Hitting a tiger with a sparrow - no pain or itching

Taking pictures of a sparrow...his face is not good-looking

On horseback Read the book - let's see

Ma Daha's job as an accountant... is all a mess

The horse's spoon touching the rim of the pot - a common thing

The horse's tail raised Tofu - cannot be skewered

Chicken feathers blanched in warm water - difficult to pull

Chestnuts boiled in warm water - half-cooked

Catching a thief while covering your wallet - add an extra serving Heart

Crossing the river with your butt in your hands - be careful of overdoing it (crossing)

Water on the eaves - never leave the nest at all

Taking shelter from the rain under the eaves - not for long

Pigs hanging under the eaves - drops of bitter water

The roof is hit by continuous rain, a boat is broken and there is a phoenix on top - disaster

On the roof The tortoise cannot reach the sky or the ground

The doll teases the younger sister - laughing and joking

Mosquitoes bite eggs - seamlessly drillable

Mosquitoes fart - Stingy

Mosquitoes are looking for liver and gallbladder - deliberately making things difficult

Mosquitoes are looking for spiders - and throw themselves into the trap

Mosquitoes sing little songs - they want to bite people

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Sleeping in a snail shell - difficult to turn over

Snail's house - carried on the body

Centipede eats scorpions - fight poison with poison

Surrounded The beggar makes fun - making the poor happy

The fresh peaches on the cliff - no one pays attention (picks); no one tastes them

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Eating watermelon around the stove - sweetness in the heart and warmth in the body

The God of Wealth knocks on the door - blessings fall from the sky; great good things happen

Crooked mouth Eating pomegranates - coming up with crooked ideas

Playing the flute with a crooked mouth - not pleasing to the eye

Monk with a crooked mouth - not serious

Playing conches with a crooked mouth ——Two generals are fighting

The monk with a crooked mouth eats snails and gets crooked

Looking at the watch with his neck crooked--the point of view is incorrect

The nephew beats the uncle--official business Public office

Grandpa died - there is no way to save him (uncle)

The bastard eats a weight - he is determined

The bastard eats watermelon - he rolls and crawls Climb

Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year - every year is not as good as the previous one. The Queen Mother's flat peaches - no matter how good they are, you can't eat them

The Queen Mother stretches out her hand - if you want the phoenix to get the phoenix, you want the rain Deyu

Wang Mazi eats walnuts - ideas for going out and inside

Wang Po sells melons - sells himself and boasts

Wang Xiaoer plays gongs and drums - so poor

Looking at the scenery through a telescope - right before your eyes

The fish in the net, the bird in the cage - can't escape

Looking at the peonies on the gazebo - it's like a ghost Romance

. Adou becomes the emperor - weak and incompetent

The nun in the nunnery - not blessed (husband)

. The dwarf rides a big horse - up and down Dilemma

A short man sits on a high stool - a dilemma

A short man sits on a high stool - out of reach

Feeding tigers in a nest - harming others and himself< /p>

Fart in bed - be good at literature (sniffing) and martial arts (cover)

Fart in bed - swallow it all

Don't take medicine if you are seriously ill - wait to die< /p>

.Three peeled toads - the heart will not die

A lamp is placed on the table of the Eight Immortals - it is obvious

The eight horses cannot pull apart - it is difficult to separate and explain

The weather in August—sometimes sunny, sometimes rainy

The eighty-year-old lady was out of breath learning to play the instrument

The Eight Immortals don’t use boats to cross the sea—they have their own rules ( (cross)

Tug-of-war game - pull both ends

Use it as a pillow - forget about it

Practice aiming on the shooting range - turn a blind eye

The overlord treats guests - you have to eat, you have to eat, you have to eat if you don't want to eat

White cloth goes into the dye vat - it cannot be washed

Daydreaming - random thoughts

Black and white words on paper - black and white are clear

Blowing the trumpet at eighty - long life and shortness of breath

Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers

Eight Immortals crossing the sea, one can move the wind The flying phoenix, the rain that can rain

White sugar mixed with honey - sweet and sweet

White sugar mixed with bitter melon - bitter and sweet

Clear water in a white glass bottle - see through

The White Bone Demon sings - with a strange tune

The White Bone Demon looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and outside

The White Bone Demon deceived Tang Monk - - When one plan fails, another one is made

The bench fell to the ground - all four feet in the air

The board is nailed - not running

Half a copper coin - not a circle< /p>

Half a catty for eight taels - no difference

Half a catty for eight taels - no one suffers

Become a monk halfway - learn from scratch

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Keeping guests on the way - speak enthusiastically

Cheng Jiequan shows up on the way - suddenly

Having been eating and drinking in the clouds for a long time - shouting in vain

< p>A frog with tied legs - can't jump

Putting a sesame seed on the scale - insignificant

beating a mandarin duck with a stick - two separate ones

The sticks are equal Needle - regardless of thickness

Blowing fire with a stick - clueless

Bao Gong's judgment of the case - impartial and impartial

Bao Gong's guillotine - no recognition

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Make a cage of steamed buns and steamed buns - everyone strives for success

Hold the pipa into the mill - play the piano to the cow

Hold the pillow and dream - a joy in the sky

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Carrying a suona on your back while flying - it blows to the sky

Stretching the bow behind your back - hurting someone with a hidden arrow

Wiping the huqin behind your back - you can't pull it

Carrying my wife on my back to burn incense - a thankless task

Carrying others to steal wine and food - I know the warmth and coldness of my family

Carrying a coffin to cross the Yellow River - even the escape route is prepared

Carrying a rock on your back to Mount Taishan—it’s not a pleasure to be burdened

Carrying a toilet on your back on a business trip—it stinks wherever you go

Where to go

Chatting in the Arctic Ocean - all sarcastic remarks

Polar bear yawns - cold wind blows

Wearing vest outside shirt - messed up

Including green onions in the nose, pretending to be elephants

Selling cloth with eyes closed - nonsense

Ice cubes dropped into the vinegar vat - shabby

Don’t turn on the lamp and don’t add oil - save worry one by one (core)

Making tea with a tumbler - no skill

Putting rouge into the coffin - saving face

The God of Wealth wears a black gauze hat - he also has money and power

He spoils his wife and offends his mother - he is in a dilemma

Stir-fried leeks and green onions - white

< p>Fried beans - cannot sprout

The King of Chu committed suicide in Wujiang River - he had no shame to return to Jiangdong

Cheng Yaoquan became emperor - not serious

Twelve Zodiac Signs

A rat enters a bookcase - chewing words

Oil's horns - sharp and slippery

Pulling teeth from a tiger's mouth - courageous

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Rabbit's tail - can't grow

Dragon King jumps into the sea - goes back to his hometown

Snake eats eel - shorter than long

Rubbing horse's tail Rope - not stranded

Sheep sleeping with tiger - unreliable

Monkey looking in the mirror - getting carried away

Egg hitting stone - overestimating one's ability

A dog lifts the door curtain - all with his mouth

Putting onions in a pig's nose - pretending to be an elephant

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Eighth-level workers worship the master - Keep improving

Learning to play percussion at eighty years old - out of breath

The moon on August 15th - bright and upright

Eating persimmons in the middle of the night - special selection Soft pinch

The cannon in the middle of the night - a blockbuster

Hold the charcoal and kiss - touch the nose and it will be black

Hold the ingot and jump into the well - risk your life Cai

Polled Lotus Boiled with Rock Sugar - Sharing the Joys and Difficulties

C

Cao Cao met Jiang Qian - a big misfortune

< p>Teapot to cook dumplings - no pouring

The ruined temple - no god

Bricks from the kiln - finalized

Garbage in the kitchen - trivial things

D

The eldest girl sat in a sedan chair - the first time

The eldest man sat in the hall - shouting and drinking

< p>Cannons to shoot sparrows - not enough capital

Water flooded the Dragon King Temple - they did not recognize their own people

Walking on the tip of a knife - Xuanhu

On the belly Sharpening the knife - so dangerous

Drumming in the belly - fluttering in the heart

E

No chicken for twenty-one days - bad guy

F

A moth flies into a flame - destroying itself

Blowing the flute on the plane - singing a high tune

Blowing the trumpet on the plane - making noise in the air (thinking)

Lighting up on the plane - clever

Hang a bag on the plane - to pretend to be cool (crazy)

Hang a thermos on the plane - tall water bottle ( (Ping)

Dreaming on the plane - God knows

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Blowing fire with a rolling pin - clueless

Newly hatched chick - — A tough mouth but soft legs

Anti-aircraft guns fight mosquitoes - overkill

Dogs chase mice - meddle in other people's business

Dogs chase ducks - croak

< p>A dog has horns on its head - pretending to be a sheep

A dog lifts the door curtain - it all depends on its mouth

A dog bites a mouse - it is meddling in other people's business

Playing a sheep The head is sold as dog meat - different inside and outside

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A girl from the He family marries the Zheng family - just right

A monk holding an umbrella - lawless

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Holding ice in arms - feeling chilled

Blowing the trumpet under the coptis tree - having fun in suffering

Weasel paying New Year greetings to the chicken - no good intentions

The train blows the whistle - the (name) sound is quite loud

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Pick up sesame seeds and lose the watermelon - be greedy for small things and lose big things

Jiang Taigong is fishing - those who wish Take the bait

Look at the moon with myopia - such a big star

Row a boat in a well - the future is not good

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Can't draw the bow Shooting arrows - bluff

Confucius moves house - Jingshu (lose)

Putting nails in pockets - everyone wants to get ahead

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The donkey playing the piano broke its harness - idling for a while

The donkey playing the piano lost the song - no score

The lazy woman's feet were bound ——Stinky and long

Tiger fights—can’t be persuaded

Tiger hangs rosary beads—fake mercy

Tiger pulls cart—who can drive (dare)

Tiger’s butt – cannot be touched

Plucking hair from tiger’s head – I don’t know how powerful it is

Swatting flies on tiger’s head – so brave