Kneeling: A Super Funny Joke

A: Fate, God-man, overbearing.

Q2: What would you do if you saw the person you love most sleeping in front of you?

A: I'm going to bed, too. . . . . . . .

Q3: What do you think is true happiness?

A: Study hard and make progress every day, and become the top seed in Northeast League.

Q4: Do you think friendship is more important or love is more important? Why?

A: Love, because I have never met it, (* _ _ *) Hee hee. ...

Q5: Do you have someone you like now?

A: Nonsense!

Question 6: What were you doing just now?

A: play cf. . . . . .

Q7: Are you happy now?

A: Thieves are happy. . . . . .

Question 9: Do you smoke?

A: Yes. . . . . . Does smoking fake cigarettes count?

Q 10: Do you like babies?

A: No, because it is like a puppet.

Q 1 1: What's your favorite song recently?

A: Everything is in Vae.

Q 12: how old do you want to get married?

A: Normal age.

Q 14: Do you often feel like a failure?

A: No, because the forehead is a man of God! Wow haha

Q 17: What would you do without a lover?

Answer: impossible, because I won't let her leave me. If others rob her with me, I will let him die miserably.

Q2 1: Do you feel grown up?

A: No. . . . . . .

Question 24: Do you feel narcissistic?

A: You can't say the universe, the Milky Way. .

Q25: How would you treat the person you hate the most?

I am very popular.

Q28: What is the biggest mystery now?

A: playing CF

Q3 1: How to drink?

Drinking is harmful to your health. . . . .

Q32: Where do you want to travel most?

A: CF ........

Q33: Something you will never forget?

A: Full marks in the college entrance examination, ranking first in the Milky Way. . . .

Q35: When you see the sky, who is the first person you think of?

A: TA

Q36: Will you love TA all your life?

Yes, it will.

Question 38: How will you express your love for him or her?

A: Yes. . . I made a good impression on her, but I don't know what happened to her.

Q39: Do you like me? The reason!

A: BC! The reason is that there is no reason.

Q40: If you want to hit someone, who do you think that person is?

A: Eh, it's a good boy. . . . . . . .

Q4 1: Have you ever regretted your decision?

No,

Q42: If the person you once loved wanted to be your friend, would you accept a horse?

A: Of course.

Q44: Are you a good boy?

A: BC! What does Zeus know? Needless to say.

Q46: Is there anyone in the mobile phone who can be disturbed in the dark?

A: Does it hurt? Did you hurt your nerve endings? ,,,,,,

Q47: Do you like rain? Why?

Yes, because it's raining in Tomb-Sweeping Day. . . . .

Q49: If you cry, what is your first step?

A: I cry too. . . . . Cry with her. . . . .

Q50: Do you believe in love? Why?

Answer: I believe .. Where did my parents who didn't love me come from, BC? .........

Q5 1: Do you want to be friends with me all the time?

A: Well,

Q53: He has nothing. Are you still willing to accompany him/her?

If it were her, I would.

Q54: Are you happy today?

A: BC! That's bullshit！

Q55: What will you do when the most familiar person becomes a stranger?

A: Why! Baga! I say it again! I am very popular! ! !

Q56: Why can't we just say we don't love?

A: Why! Baga! I say it again! I am very popular! ! !

Q59: Can this happy baton continue?

A: I can continue. ..

Q60: What do you think before going to bed?

A: Yes, I like her.

Q6 1: What you want to say to me most. ...

Who are you? MM leaves QQ, GG leaves phone number. . . . .

Q62。 What do you often do when you are alone?

A: play cf. .

Q64: When will you think of him or her?

A: All the time. . . . . . .

Q65: What do you want to say after answering these questions?

A: Yes. . . . . . . . wordless

Q66: When do you want to go back most?

A: when playing CF

Q67: Is there a member of the opposite sex who can read your mind?

Yes, there is.

Q69: What do you want to say to your friends and people around you?

A: Yes. . . . . . . . Do you want to play CF?

Q70: Who was the first person you thought of in 2009? Why?

A: TA, always.

Q74: Do you think it is better for girls to have curly hair or straight hair?

A: If she thinks this hairstyle looks good, it looks good.

Q75: When you observe a person, what do you first pay attention to TA? Why?

Answer: the level of playing cf. . . . . Join the team

Q77: What do you think attracts the opposite sex?

A: CF ........

Q78: Comments and opinions on me!

Zhangma

Q79: Is the person named by me bored?

A: Not boring.

Q80: What is the most indispensable thing for people!

A: playing CF ........

Q8 1: Do you love me? What kind of person am I in your mind?

A: Who? Who is it?

Q82: Who do you want?

A: TA ya, O(∩_∩)O~

Q83: Who do you hate? Someone who hates you?

A: Why! Baga! I say it again! I am very popular! ! ! So nobody hates me!

Q84: Did Liaoyi play CF?

Oh, my God! !

Q85: Have you joined the Northeast Alliance?

A: I didn't. I am the British royal family in Liaoning. Builder: Zhang British ~ ~ overbearing! ! ! !

It's a ... it's not really a joke ... it's funny anyway. . .

The second one: very classic.

Five students are addicted to smoking. One day, they were smoking in the toilet and the dean saw them. The dean told his class teacher that the class teacher would talk to them alone the next day.

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student A: "Suck ..."

Teacher: "Suck? You are glorious! Go home and call your parents! ! "I was also severely beaten and recorded a confession.

When student A went back, he said to the other four people, "The teacher asked you if you smoked, but if you don't admit it, just sayno.". I will take responsibility for myself. "

After a while.

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student B: "No."

"French fries, then."

Student B naturally stretched out two fingers. ...

Teacher: "Don't smoke? Go home and call your parents! "

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student C: "No."

"French fries, then."

Student c carefully took the French fries and secretly thanked student b (fortunately, I came prepared. )

Teacher: "Don't you dip in some ketchup?"

Student C accidentally dipped too much sauce and began to play in the bowl. ...

Teacher: "Don't smoke? Grey bombs are very skilled ... call parents! "

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student D: "No ... Suck ..."

..... Student D was sweating like a pig after eating French fries.

Student D: "Thank you ... teacher ... I'll go back first if it's okay."

Teacher: "Don't you bring roots to your classmates?"

Student D: "Thank you, teacher." Put the French fries on your ear. ...

Teacher: "Do you know what I should say? Why don't you call your parents? ! "

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student E: "No."

...... Student E finally put the chips in his pocket.

Student E turned to go, and the teacher suddenly shouted, "The headmaster is coming!" " "

I saw student E hurriedly take out French fries from his pocket and stamp them on the ground. ...

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Look at this website.

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Although many of them are not jokes ...

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