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Fairy sword 98 part dialogue
Anu: hmm ... why does it take so long to give birth?
Come on! Go to the kitchen to get hot water.
Li Xiaoyao: OK ~ Right away!
Anu: Is the baby born?
It's still early, don't be idle, come in and help.
Anu: ok ~!
Wow ~ .. wow ~ ..
Li Xiaoyao: It's a daughter! Linger ~ Look, she looks like you! Our daughter must be a great beauty in the future. By the way, what should we name her?
Zhao Linger: I think it's called Yi Ru. ..
Li Xiaoyao: Li Yiru .. Hmm ~ Good name!
Zhao Linger: This child was bought by Yueru's sister with her life. I hope Yueru's sister can continue to bless this child to grow up safely in the spirit of heaven. ...
Anu: Wow ~ Give me a hug too! hahaha. ..
Li Xiaoyao: Thank you, old lady, for your kindness. Even the death of the younger generation is not enough to repay you.
Old woman: Hehe ~ Thank you, I'm still early! It's not too late to thank me when my mother-in-law finishes another thing. ..
Li Xiaoyao: Oh? What kind of things?
Old woman: Hehe ... This secret can't be revealed. If you really want to thank me, run errands for me!
Li Xiaoyao: As long as you order the younger generation, they will die without hesitation.
Old woman: Why do you sound so serious? If it weren't for my mother-in-law, I've been suffering from rheumatism recently, so I'd like you to run an errand for me and go to the trial cave to collect 36 "puppet worms" for me.
Old woman: There is a valley from the southeast outside Dali. The caves in the valley are full of poisonous insects, and our wizards often collect refined medicine here. I want 36 puppet insects, but I need to come back as soon as possible! Don't be greedy. If you are accidentally trapped in the cave, remember to escape with earth spirit beads. Don't be brave.
Anu: Shh ... Don't make any noise. The baby is asleep.
Anu: Good boy .. Go to sleep. ..
Zhao Linger: Xiaoyao Brother ~ Where are you going?
Li Xiaoyao: I'm not going anywhere. Rest in peace.
Zhao Linger fell asleep. ..
Li Xiaoyao: I remember ~ Dad is going out to fight the bad guys, so be good!
Shine and Yi are asleep. ..
Bai Miaobing: Brother, please stay! We are rounding up these five poisonous animals. Please don't approach casually to avoid danger.
Li Xiaoyao: Oh, I'm sorry. I'll go the other way.
Bai Miaobing: This valley is temporarily closed. No one else is allowed to enter until our task is completed.
Bai Miao Soldier: Please don't stay here and interfere with our mission.
Li Xiaoyao: Hey ~ Wait! Why do you hit people when you see them?
George: What are you doing sneaking around here?
Li Xiaoyao: Me? Can't you come here?
Galloglio: People can come, but they can't leave!
Who! ?
Anu: Stop it! !
Anu: Sister Gai! What are you doing? Why did you do this to Brother Xiaoyao?
Galloglio: This man regards the secrets of our army as a precautionary measure, so his subordinates must take him down. We can't let outsiders know about the cultivation of poisonous beasts here!
Anu: He is a friend of my mother-in-law and me. Don't be rude to him! Besides, his mother-in-law sent him.
Galloglio: Yes, since she is a friend of Aunt Sheng, she is also a friend of my family.
Li Xiaoyao: General Anugui is our duty. This is just a misunderstanding. Let's get this straight, and we'll be fine.
Anu: Brother Xiaoyao ~ What's wrong with you?
Li Xiaoyao: I'm fine. I'm fine.
Young master ... why are you with this Han Chinese? He has a wife. ..
Anu: Sister Gai ~ Don't worry about others!
Li Xiaoyao: Beggars' Sect Leader, I have no other intention to come here, but this valley is rich in puppet worms. The old woman asked me to help him collect it and let Sister Gai bend the rules and let it go. ..
Carol Jiao: Yo ~ It's very kind of Li Gongzi to say so. You are a great gentleman! I have been ignorant and offended before, but please don't remember the villain, so I won't bother you and young master ... goodbye!
Li Xiaoyao: Why are you here? Where is my daughter?
Anu: The baby will be good only if his mother hugs him. Others have been crying. I will give it to Sister Linger. By the way, did her mother-in-law let you collect puppet worms?
Li Xiaoyao: Yes, we have to collect 36.
Anu: So many! ? Strange. Why does mother-in-law need so many puppet worms at once?
Li Xiaoyao: I don't know. ..
Anyway ~ you should finish what the old woman told you.
Li Xiaoyao: Huh?
Li Xiaoyao: What is this place?
Anu: This cave, which we call the cave of trials, is a terrible place, where many huge poisonous insects and wild animals live. Once upon a time, many wizards went deep into caves to practice magic to prove their advanced skills, so they got the legendary name ... In the deepest part of this cave, there were relics of the Archaean Nuwa Empress.
Li Xiaoyao: Ruins ...?
Anu: I heard that a long time ago, someone found the tomb of Nuwa in the deepest part of the cave, but this is just a legend. This trial hole is bottomless and impossible to reach the end.
Pick up reed drift
To summon Shen Feng.
Get summoned thor
Get the summoning snow demon.
To summon the Vulcan.
Get summoned, mountain god
Old woman: Hehe ... Well done!
Old woman: won't you rest for a few more days before you go?
Zhao Linger: I want to see my mother. ..
Old woman: Miss Linger ~ Your mother is a white Miao and your father is the king of the black Miao. You should try your best to resolve the hatred between the two nations. It's a pity that I shouldn't sit back and watch ~ Time and tide wait for no man, leaving old bones with no strength to fight. Now my mother-in-law has pinned all her hopes on you younger generations, Anu and Li Shaoxia. Please ask Qi Xin to help Miss Zhao.
Li Xiaoyao: The younger generation will definitely.
Anu: Anu will!
Old woman: Go ahead .. Don't worry, the child is with me.
Zhao Linger: Come on, let's go to the temple.
Old woman: Go ahead! I am waiting for your good news.
Galloglio: Master! You must take refuge in the temple. The black Miao people have attacked the city. But don't worry, subordinates will stick to it and never let the enemy step into the harem!
White Miao soldiers: Black Miao soldiers came out of nowhere. There was chaos inside and outside Dali, and all the troops lost contact.
Bai Miaobing: The Black Miao attacked General Gai with Warcraft soldiers, escorting the patriarch and weak civilians to retreat to the temple.
Zhao Linger: Mom ... the baby is here to see you.
Bright, shiny; Shine, shine ... my child ~ thank you for coming here. You must have suffered a lot of grievances and hardships ... What makes your mother most gratified is that you have a husband who can tolerate and love you and is much happier than your mother. I hope you can inherit her last wish and use love to resolve the hatred between the two ethnic groups. This is what you can and should do. Although your mother can't be reunited with you in the world, she will be silent in heaven. ..
Zhao Linger: Mom!
Zhao Linger: Let's go to the altar! I will imitate my mother's magic to pray for rain. As long as the drought is lifted, everyone won't have to fight for water.
Woman: Since Wu Zetian left Dali, no one has used this altar. For more than ten years, I have come to clean this altar once a month, because we believe that one day ~ people who inherit the empress will appear and continue to protect our whole people.
Female: Wu Zetian was originally a hereditary priest of our clan. She used her magic to save the whole family several times. It is no exaggeration to say that she is the guardian goddess of Dali.
Guard: This is the entrance to the altar and the sacred place where the high priest of our clan used to pray to heaven.
Guard: However, this altar has been abandoned for a long time.
There is a semicircular concave hole at the top of the stone pillar.
There is a small round hole in the center of the stone tablet with words engraved on it. ..
Inscription record:
The body of the serpent spirit.
Western Xinjiang kills the wind, and the East China Sea kills Raytheon.
Nanshan Earth-gathering Monster and Northern Fire-inducing Monster
Finally, the earth was reborn because of the flood.
Shine read the rain spell:
God of heaven and earth ~ I ask you to give this land new life in the name of Nu Wa Holy Spirit.
Zhao Linger: Great. ...
Village head Bai Miao: This .. this is a miracle!
Soldier: Wow ~ Run! Nu Wa Niangniang appeared!
Master Yue Bai: Don't back down! Nobody leaves.
Chief Bai Miao: Your Highness ~ I thank you on behalf of the whole nation.
Zhao Linger: I'm just pursuing my mother's unfinished business.
Chief Bai Miao: You are a great benefactor of our tribe. Would you please stay and inherit the priesthood left by Wu Zetian?
Zhao Linger: Thanks. I'll think about it.
Bai Miao: Please promise, this celebration ceremony is for you, and everyone wants you to stay!
Bai Miaolong: Earth Warcraft! ? Black Miao people actually use Warcraft to fight!
Zhao Linger: Clean up this evil monster! We can't let it hurt innocent people.
Anu: Someone must be manipulating Warcraft behind the scenes. Let's find out who is behind this!
Zhao Linger: .......
Li Xiaoyao: Linger ... Is there any difficulty?
Zhao Linger: There is nothing to face. You should always face us. Come on ~
Bai Miao Leader: Does God have no eyes, which will make our race perish? Nu Wa Niang .. If you have spirit, please bless these innocent people.
Bai Miao leader: You are a witch queen. Is it possible that your mother possessed you? ?
Zhao Linger: Leave everything to me. I will solve this war.
Bai Miao: But ~ What are you going to do?
Guard: Defend the temple to the death!
Guard: Defend the temple to the death!
Zhao Linger: Dad, I'm dawdling.
Wu Wang: Qing ... Mei Qing ... Are you back ... Come and kill me!
Zhao Linger: Dad ~ I'm Linger, your daughter!
Witch King: Is it really you? Wandering ... no ... that's right ... just like Ah Ching! Come on, come here, let dad look at you. ..
Witch King: Daughter ... Dad was incompetent and forced your mother to die, but ... Dad also suffered retribution ... Everyone in the palace ... abandoned his father, and Dad knew it ... Dad won't live long. I just hope ... I can get your forgiveness before I die ... Daughter ... Can you ... forgive Dad?
Zhao Linger: No matter what you have done before, you are still my father. ..
King Wu: that's ... great ... lingering ~ in the future ... you will inherit your father's throne and save the country for him.
Master Yue Bai: Your Majesty ~ I object! How can we make a witch our leader?
Anu: You old thief! The first thing Sister Linger did after she ascended the throne was to behead you!
Zhao Linger: I don't want to be on the throne, and I don't want revenge. Since you are a senior official, I can spare your life as long as you swear never to use evil Warcraft again.
Master Yue Bai: Ha ha ha ~ What a big joke! What can you children do to me? Warriors in front of the temple ~ take them down!
Master Yue Bai: Hum ... Damn children!
Li Xiaoyao: Old monster ~ Your turn!
Ah ~ you! !
Anu: Sister Linger! !
Li Xiaoyao: Shine! !
Master Yue Bai: Ha ha ha .. Ignorant child! I have already killed the real witch king, so let the fake play with you!
Li Xiaoyao: Shine! Cheer up!
Anu: Woo hoo ~ I ... I cast a soul salvation spell, but ... but ... Sister Linger still has no heartbeat!
Li Xiaoyao: Damn it! ! I avenge Linger!
Anu Shifa Emergency Treatment Zhao Linger
Li Xiaoyao: I want to avenge Linger!
Master Yue Bai: Hahahaha ... My magic beast doesn't have to be afraid of anyone for ten years! I've endured it for ten years. If I wasn't worried about leaving an evil seed in the world, I wouldn't have to wait until now ... Without that smelly head, my magic beast is truly immortal, and no force in this world can stop me!
Anu: Sure enough ~ You did all this! Ten years ago, the flood in Miaojiang until the terrible drought in recent years was a disaster caused by you black Miao people breaking the seal of the goddess Nuwa, summoning ancient Warcraft and destroying the balance of the earth's gas field. Then you blame Wu Zetian!
Chief Yue Bai: These are just my little experiments, which prove that as long as I master the magic beast, I can control all the forces between heaven and earth. I can go with the wind and rain whenever I want. If any tribe doesn't listen to me, I will make them doomed! You white Miao people are the best role models!
Anu: You are crazy!
Master Yue Bai: Who says this seat is crazy! ? The kingdom is mine, and all tribes in all scenic spots should bow down to this seat! My first step is to destroy the Bai Miao and then enter the Central Plains, so that my big black Miao can be the king of the world! No one can despise me anymore, Black Miao! You two boys don't know that the old man spent his whole life trying to realize this great plan!
Master Yue Bai: Now I just need to offer the blood of a man and a woman, preferably someone with stronger spiritual strength ... My beloved water monster can be resurrected!
Li Xiaoyao: Dream your big dream in the Spring and Autumn Period!
Master Yue Bai: Hehe ... You two are sacrifices to welcome this great day!
Li Xiaoyao: Linger!
Zhao Linger: Brother Xiaoyao, Anu .. Please help me stop him!
Master Yue Bai: You ...? Not dead! ?
Zhao Linger: I won't go to the underworld to meet my parents unless I crush your crazy ambition!
Master Yue Bai: Do you want to beat me? Hum! Go back and practice for another hundred years.
Li Xiaoyao: You have no way out. Confess!
Well, don't humiliate me!
Li Xiaoyao: The old man actually committed suicide.
Anu: Great ~ This bad guy can't play tricks anymore!
Zhao Linger: Well ... peace will finally be restored.
Li Xiaoyao: Thanks to Anu this time.
Anu: Hey ... Of course.
Li Xiaoyao: Hey, what's up?
Zhao Linger: Shit! Let's go.
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The moon died of the collapse of the lock demon tower. `
. So there will be no moon-like dialogue later. `
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