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I'm chasing a Capricorn girl now, asking for expert advice (please read my supplement carefully before answering! Thank you for your good answer.

Too normal. Never. Capricorn girls hate and don't believe in love at first sight. Come on, sister, popularize your knowledge. Something good happened to you ~

Young Capricorn is very simple. I don't think they will know that they will turn from angels to demons. Capricorn people are naturally kind and emotionally fragile. They may be sad for a long time because of some small things, so they usually appear cold and isolated from superficial things. In fact, they just don't want others to see his fragile side. Strong, rational and tolerant are synonymous with Capricorn. They don't express their ideas very casually. They want to know the character of everyone around them, not because of curiosity, but because of security. Capricorn has a special ability to protect itself. Compared with any constellation, Capricorn can best see a person's personality, no matter how hidden he is, it's like Scorpio, but he can't see the other person's heart. They can easily understand the strengths and weaknesses of everyone around them, but they usually don't say it and don't mind too much. They are all Capricorn.

Remember, if Capricorn points out your shortcomings, it must be friendly, although they will point it out in a sarcastic tone.

All Capricorn have two personalities, but most Capricorn don't want to accept it because they want to live foolishly forever. Capricorn is worse than all constellations. Maybe they don't believe it, but with the accumulation of time, Capricorn people are getting worse and worse. In fact, this is also a kind of self-protection. They need to know their last trump card Whether they do it or not depends on whether the other party has reached the point where Capricorn is ambitious. That's not a compliment. It seems to be insidious. When Capricorn hates someone, it is absolute. Capricorn will not hate a person casually, but whoever goes too far will be completely erased from Capricorn's heart. If this person annoys Capricorn, hehe, then this person can only wait for disaster.

Capricorn is a shrewd person. They will not offend anyone on the surface, but they intend to let this person know how much he will get in return for his actions. Capricorn's revenge is extremely cruel, and he will pay you back twice. If one day you encounter a naming disaster, think about when you offended Capricorn. ) Capricorn won't hurt anyone casually, because Capricorn also hates its own shortcomings. They are geniuses. Everything was planned a long time ago, and they were thinking about how to make a perfect revenge plan before anything happened. Maybe it has something to do with his pessimism. Capricorn people know the world very well, but they stubbornly believe in beauty, even though they know it is impossible. Most Capricorn people hate their bad selves, and of course they can't give up on themselves.

Friends (favorite constellation to play dumb)

Capricorn is very insecure. They like to play dumb in front of anyone. This is not the general ability to play dumb. Capricorn people are very clever at this point. They think that only a fool will not get involved in any harm. It is better to be an ordinary and casual fool than to be a wise man. If Capricorn is not a friend worthy of Capricorn's trust, he will never let the other person know that he will be wise. Capricorn, whether safe or not, is sincere to his friends. They cherish these friends very much. They want to gain the trust of their friends most. If they can't win the trust of their friends, they won't associate with this friend again. People who have come into contact with Capricorn will think that they have a good temper, and it seems silly to be good. In fact, they are all bad-tempered, but they are good at pretending, because they know all the personalities of their friends around them, so they tolerate each other. Even if you do something excessive, they have already thought about why the other party will do it. The most obvious point is that you can visit friends around Capricorn. No matter what you do, Capricorn will not be surprised. In fact, they already know why you are like this. Capricorn's concept of making friends is also very casual. They may be very friendly with nobles, or they may chat with beggars. Everything is just spiritual communication, and few Capricorn will have fierce eyes unless you are poor.

Feelings (super idiot)

Capricorn people are stupid. They don't know love, but they only know the feeling of love. Any expression of feelings is a feeling. They feel every feeling seriously, and most of them can be felt by one person. The worst love needs two people. The silly Capricorn will think that loving you is my own business at first, and it has nothing to do with you, but later it becomes more and more unpleasant, so it begins to confess to each other. After the successful confession, they didn't know what to do next. Maybe it's too unromantic. Capricorn people may joke about everything, but in love, as long as he says "I love you" or talks about getting married in the future, he is definitely not joking. Capricorn is very material, but this is not the same as Taurus virgins. Their material expression is love. They think that the greatest happiness is to bring infinite material to their loved ones, because they feel inferior.

When I tried to make the person I loved happy, the person I loved left him for something else, but in the end I didn't understand what I had done wrong. What a poor guy.

Pursuit, Capricorn's pursuit is serious. As long as the other party doesn't let Capricorn think that there is no chance at all, Capricorn will pursue it like a madman. In fact, they have no confidence in themselves. The only motivation is to believe that they are in love, in order to get their feelings right, in order to seriously love once.

Capricorn, who is pursued, doesn't give people who don't like any chance. Capricorn people are very kind. They know that short-term pain is worse than long-term pain. If Capricorn reluctantly accepts you, it is also out of sympathy, but after a few days of dating, they begin to feel guilty. They think that compassionate love is a kind of harm to the pursuer, and they will try to avoid it and be cold to the pursuer, so that the pursuer will start to hate her/him as much as possible. If the pursuer doesn't understand,

Refuse If Capricorn really loves you, she won't refuse you, ever.

The rejected Capricorn treats her feelings more seriously than any other constellation, and it takes a long time for her scars to recover. They will choose to disappear, which is good for you and him, because he is afraid to look at you again and cannot extricate himself. He's afraid to look at you again. Responder: Wild Rose was sad on a summer night | Level 1 | 2011-5-1507:.

Capricorn women have always been confused about themselves. Pride, regret and regret are just a feeling. What they don't like, like, strange and normal, they don't understand themselves. Capricorn woman, in the past memory, did a lot of things that she should have done but didn't do, and did things that she shouldn't have done, knowing that she would regret it. This is to save face, this is to lose, this is stubborn and a bit stupid, and they don't understand it themselves. Capricorn, coward in love. Seeing through everything, they don't know where to go, and they like to wait and see silently. Know what you want, but don't like to talk; I know what I am thinking, but I don't like to show it. Afraid of bothering others, more afraid of bothering yourself, afraid of taking responsibility. For them, once they take responsibility, they can't give up, they can't fail, and the pursuit of perfection will never reach perfection. Capricorn girls, friends admire or hate them because they have some feelings of seeing through the world of mortals, which is not fake, but natural. It may be exaggerated, but it is true. I don't know if this is the case. They know right from wrong in their hearts. The judgment of right and wrong is very simple for them. It's just that sometimes I'm afraid I think everything, and I can't stand my own way, so I don't think anything, let myself be presumptuous, and I don't even want to move my brain. Capricorn girls don't like many things, including themselves sometimes. They have a bottom line and principles, and they are not allowed to touch and violate them. Some things may be nothing to me, but I just don't want to go against my wishes, so I said something I don't even want to hear. There is an unspeakable feeling, perhaps a terrible psychology of pursuing perfection. Capricorn girls like to change with constancy. But this is a bad thing. They like to wait, observe, think, hesitate, wander and let nature take its course. In short, they are afraid of choice. This is the behavior of cowards, so they choose to escape and hide far away, as if everything has nothing to do with themselves. Let yourself forget everything as if nothing had happened. Self-deception may be a bit serious, but this is them. Capricorn girls like to dress up as cynical, but they can't show their inner rigor. Their hearts are sometimes empty, and that emptiness is terrible. But sometimes it is very complicated, too complicated to breathe. It seems that some things can't escape. They don't want to, but it's hard. If you can't tie their hearts, don't call them playboys. They are not so much playboys as they are afraid of giving all their hearts to one person, which is too difficult for them. They know what reality is, but they have a little fantasy about fairy tales, so instead of worrying about others hurting themselves, they might as well hurt others themselves. They are selfish, the more they love, the more selfish they are, and the deeper they hurt. They will love everyone she loved, but time will sober them up, make them regret and make them recover, but everything seems so unnecessary, because the heartfelt "I love you" can't be said several times in my life. Capricorn girls like to rely on themselves and think that no one has the obligation to help you. Don't bother others if you can, even if you have some difficult things. Because they are too self-righteous, failure will make them lose for a long time, maybe it will be their eternal pain. But they need time to heal themselves, at least on the surface. Capricorn woman, on the one hand, is very realistic, but on the other hand, she believes in fate. They think that "there are some things you can't escape, not what you want" is a very vague statement, but it has some truth, at least it is very useful for self-comfort. Fate and tacit understanding are very important for them to understand that they are not alone, and there is another person in other places. But there is no such coincidence in the world. They know they can't touch another self. So I fell in love with a lot myself. Capricorn women don't understand themselves. Capricorn women have some dual personalities. The more exposed a girl is, the colder she gets, and the more she looks like an elf inside. Lovely Capricorn girls are hard to love and determined, but as long as they are determined to love, they will become very fragile. Even if she falls in love with a man, she won't take the initiative. Her signature is to give you a chance to get close. It's very insecure to see what you do. To love her, you should pay more attention to her, care for her with your heart, and don't hurt her. Capricorn woman looks strong on the outside, but she is very fragile on the inside. Capricorn girl is honest and kind, and she doesn't want to hurt others. Being wronged is usually not worth saying that Capricorn girls are not weak in rational thinking, thinking and analysis, but in fact, she is very simple, easy to trust, good-tempered and less angry. Even if she is angry, she is sulking by herself. She will never make a scene with someone that Capricorn girls don't like. No matter what she does, it's useless. Besides, in order not to hurt that person more, she will be cold to him and leave him no room. But she didn't mean to, because she felt that if she couldn't give each other hope, she would turn around in despair and it would hurt once. It is difficult for Capricorn girls to fall in love with someone easily, but if they fall in love, then this love will be eternal. Capricorn girls love one person. In their hearts and minds, there is only one person who always puts each other first. So many Capricorn women will be very flexible in love. I will put myself in each other's shoes, and I will tolerate all the shortcomings of each other. Capricorn woman's mind is very delicate, and the analysis of many things will be very rational. So in the process of listening to others, although she seldom speaks, in fact, she has already graded the speaker in her mind. Capricorn loves a girl who has a woman she loves. She will be strong, and she will be cheerful in front of her two friends. She will even send something to that woman. Let the other person feel that his heart doesn't care about him at all, but in Capricorn's heart, he is still deeply blessing the boy she loves and wishing him happiness than himself. When Capricorn tells you that she loves you, please cherish her-Capricorn women are mostly calm and traditional in appearance, but occasionally you will see a few Capricorn women who are bold, trendy and avant-garde. In fact, although they live in various environments, they are engaged in various industries; Capricorn women's concept of striving for the upper reaches will not change. That is the greatest feature of their character. Capricorn women under Saturn's protection are often somewhat depressed. They seldom have the habit of showing their feelings easily. So, if you fall in love with her, you have to understand her feelings. On the whole, she is not very optimistic. It is difficult for you to convince a Capricorn woman of "myth" and "miracle". It is not that she doesn't believe in a bright future. But she is convinced that all the futures must be fought by her own efforts. Her subconscious is a little insecure about herself and insecure about the environment. Therefore, Capricorn women rarely fully trust others (especially men). She is very independent and practical. So many people say that Capricorn's "reality" ranks first among the twelve constellations. Few Capricorn women are interested in playing love games with you. Love stories that don't eat human fireworks, only envy Yuanyang and don't envy immortals, can't touch them. Most Capricorn women's love always happens when everything is guaranteed. I'm not saying that she wants your family to be rich and powerful, but you should at least have a bright future. As long as she believes that you have a future, you can rest assured that Capricorn has perseverance and endurance to fight with you. So, if you want to pursue Capricorn, please don't be an idle slacker, otherwise you are hopeless. Capricorn's stubbornness is as famous as her reality. I'm afraid it's more difficult to change her mind than embarrassment. Once she has a bad impression on you, there is little chance that she can retract her confession. As for her favorite friends, she will try her best to accommodate their shortcomings within an acceptable range. Most Capricorn women have traditional family values and a considerable degree of loyalty to their families. Therefore, a man who can live in harmony with his family will have a much greater chance of winning his heart. Don't criticize her family casually, she may turn against you for it. You'd better not joke with Capricorn easily, especially with a little personal attack. She is likely to embarrass you on the spot. As mentioned earlier, Capricorn women bear multiple emotions (melancholy, pessimism and depression) under the calm appearance. Of course, you can't ask such a woman to have a complete sense of humor. She often takes everything too seriously. Results Most Capricorn women give people the impression that they are serious and pay attention to discipline. No matter how talented, charming, intelligent and educated Capricorn women are, they will always keep Cinderella's mentality in front of their lovers. Capricorn girls usually make a comprehensive plan and think it over, even when shopping. They are the best practitioners of pragmatism. They buy less or even don't buy flashy things that are rarely used or used. They basically don't wander aimlessly, and they don't go shopping as soon as they hear about the discount. Capricorn women only want what they want, so they don't have to worry about shopping with them until they collapse or their wallets are emptied. (Capricorn women are mostly independent and really seldom spend men's money. The legendary Capricorn is half sheep and half fish, so it has the ability to survive on land and water. Capricorn is born to inherit this day and has a strong adaptability to the environment (although she is a little cold in character, she basically belongs to the mass group in the workplace), so she is not bored with many people, nor lonely (Capricorn is really a master of enjoying herself), and she is not clingy at ordinary times. But don't neglect Capricorn's best friend because of many things. Just a few short messages or a phone call can convince them that they are still loved. Although Capricorn women don't show their emotions, their thinking ability, language expression ability, sense of humor and emotional intelligence are all at a high level. Therefore, when they speak incisive and penetrating language, when they talk about new trends or news about Kan Kan, they really shouldn't be surprised, but just show it fully in front of people they know well or occasions they think are right. Capricorn women's tolerance and endurance are amazing, so don't worry that they will not let go or criticize your shortcomings all day, but don't challenge their limits endlessly. Once Capricorn takes the initiative to discuss such issues with you in depth, it basically shows that this is an ultimatum. If you don't make adjustments or changes in time, they will carefully consider the direction of this relationship. Capricorn women will give their lovers full understanding, trust and respect, so they won't complain because you are busy with work and social intercourse, and they won't call to check posts, read your communication records and text messages, or test you or ask if you love her. On the other hand, Capricorn women will also ask their lovers to give them full understanding, trust and respect, so please don't sneer at her eccentric hobbies, don't ask her why she is unreasonable, and don't be afraid of being called Capricorn women because of vanity. Although Capricorn women are unsmiling and indifferent most of the time, they usually have a good popularity, can mingle with many types of people, and even enjoy participating in and organizing large-scale collective activities. Capricorn women are often so kind and naive at heart. When they see kittens and puppies, they can't help but stop, Doby. When they see people suffering, they feel pity and sympathy. When friends are in trouble, they will be generous both spiritually and materially. Capricorn women are generally conservative and passive in love, and rarely like others first or actively pursue their favorite objects. If they really like someone, they usually bury it in their hearts or be nice to that person silently. Although it is rare to hear that any Capricorn woman expresses her love in a high-profile way, such as "loving someone to the end", they will really consciously or unconsciously try to wait for their lover all their lives. They are so devoted to love that it is difficult for them to move on and cheat (which is also related to their extreme emotional sluggishness). If there is another opposite sex around her, please believe in Capricorn's self-control, control and your own personal charm. Capricorn chooses you, which means that you are the only one she will never change, and she has the ability to handle the relationship between social interaction and personal life. You know, other men are not fools, and naturally want to gather around attractive women, so they want to keep Capricorn's girlfriend's heart, improve her personal quality, and understand that she is difficult to stand in this patriarchal society, instead of losing her temper, being jealous blindly, or threatening to break up with her (Capricorn women are too self-protective, soft and hard, and most afraid of being threatened by others. When you say goodbye, she will probably fulfill you and never look back, leaving you alone. Capricorn women are born with strong willpower and will not be easily knocked down by difficulties, but if one day they suddenly feel depressed or even disheartened, please be sure to stay with them, listen to them, hold them in your arms and touch their hair. . . Even a little tenderness can make them recover slowly, out of the dark. Please forgive Capricorn women's doomed pessimism and self-abuse, and forgive them for always facing reality and refusing to deceive themselves. It is because of their true love that they are particularly afraid of losing, abandoning and being left out. Therefore, whenever there is any trouble in their feelings, they are trying to retain them, but they are also preparing for the worst-so don't test, torture and stimulate Capricorn's fragile and delicate heart. Her loving heart really can't stand a little pain! Never have a cold war with Capricorn in a rage. They are naturally indifferent, and the car-scrapping in their bones determines that they are not afraid of anyone's threat. Even if Capricorn women fight to save their feelings, they will only stop and never beg. And once they want to have a cold war with you and refuse to accept your apology or retention, it basically shows that there is no possibility of improving this relationship, and the rest is to let you die. No matter how reluctant you are, Capricorn women will not insist on staying when they feel hopeless, or even ask why (because they are so sober and rational: the reason for breaking up is an excuse, and the most fundamental reason is that love has passed away). She will endure the pain and take the initiative to let her beloved go or disappear. It can be said that Capricorn women give all their lives and enthusiasm when they fall in love with someone. When love is gone, her world will fall apart, but no matter how hard it is, they still pursue their dreams, themselves and the life they want in front of others, but the deep-rooted depression, pain or frustration make them feel sad countless times at night or when they are alone. Capricorn women can't let go, knowing that love will end and they won't look back, but it's really hard to let go for a long time. They know how to let go of others, but they don't know how to let go of themselves. They suffer all the heartbreaks and tortures alone until they become lingering wounds. This is the contradictory but irresistible Capricorn woman. Even if they command thousands of troops, like a duck to water in the crowd, smart and sophisticated, they will still be unable to find the north for a long time in love. . . Maybe it's the fate of the constellation. Capricorn girls have insight into the world and people's hearts, but they really don't know much about love, at least they don't know how to express, protect and fight for the feelings they expect. How eager they are for true love, but how afraid they are of being hurt. But once a Capricorn woman decides to love, she will continue to spend all her money to prove that she is still loved until she is hollowed out, leaving her lover breathless. . . So please forgive the Capricorn girl you love or loved, sometimes she is just so unreasonable and doesn't understand amorous feelings. There is nothing wrong with her loving you. What is wrong is that she didn't use the right method. It is precisely because they are too serious and care too much about what they want to do, so they are always a little rigid, always a little hesitant and too afraid of the water under the bridge. If you really love her, please let her relax and give her full security and encouragement. Don't be afraid that the love with Capricorn girls is doomed to be an endless marathon. Please believe in their amazing understanding and adaptability. When they enter the state, they will release all their temperament and sexiness, and the return to you will far exceed your expectations. The heart can only write "it doesn't matter" on the bloody face, making others think that they don't care, but they can't cheat their own hearts. On the most noisy occasions, they performed loneliness alone. Expect to be discovered, but no one dares to explore them easily. It's not that they don't know how to express their emotions, but they habitually put themselves at the end of the crowd and don't want their efforts to disguise their strength to be destroyed overnight. They stubbornly believe that only one person can piece together the whole world. Because a person will not be hurt, and there is no need to see and hear the eyes and words laughed at by the world. They never want to refute other people's misunderstanding of them. They are always cocky and laugh it off. Because they are Capricorn, they must be more tolerant than ordinary people. Just because they are Capricorn, there seems to be only one season all year round, which is the lonely season. Perhaps loneliness is unbearable for others, but it is necessary for Capricorn. The feeling of loneliness brings them far more real and practical than attending crazy parties. At least you don't have to wear different masks to face everyone and say what they don't want to say. You can say that Capricorn is dull, or you can say that they are indifferent, but who knows what a warm heart is hidden under the indifferent appearance. As long as you are willing, you will find that Capricorn is as enthusiastic as others. But don't try to understand the inner world of Capricorn. Their inner defenses are so dense that they don't even know how many layers they have. Not to mention someone else. That's their most private space, and only they can understand it. Capricorn is a group of people who are naturally insecure, so they become more reticent. They don't want to expose their weaknesses between the lines. In love, Capricorn will fall in love with him without regrets. As long as the other half is happy, they are willing to do anything because they make him smile. They don't like to capture the other half's heart with sweet words. They feel that the heart is not as good as the line. They are people who only do things but don't talk. On the one hand, they feel that they will lose face if they can't say it. On the other hand, they feel that their actions are more practical. So many times it will be misunderstood by lovers as incomprehensible. In fact, they care about the other half very much, and will put themselves in their shoes to consider many things, but they are not good at expressing their love. They will bury their love deeply, and only they know how much they love. When love leaves, Capricorn will only let go and will not entangle. They hate ambiguous relationships. Love is love. If you don't love it, then leave it alone. It is an annoyance for them to remain friends after breaking up. Because they have their own principles. This is Capricorn, a complex and simple constellation. Capricorn tears, when they shed tears, they also made up their minds by the way. After tear drops, it became a constant motto. Like molten iron, once solidified, like Capricorn's belief, it will never change. -Answer: I will wait for you all my life | Level 2 | 2011-5-1620:19.

Capricorn is someone who laughs at my character because I am crazy. Responder: ZFSFSFJ | Level III | 201-5-23 21:13.

Simple: serious, hot and cold, mature, find the right person will love him 100%. Capricorn generally does not try to love, but also loves him. Three points, seven points reserved. Capricorn is a strong woman's hall and kitchen. It is a constellation worthy of life-long love. Capricorn is best for girls. If you are good at making money and have experienced emotional pain, you will probably forget it in a few weeks! But don't think she is a pure angel. In fact, she is a cold-blooded person. Even if she is injured, she will hide perfectly. They don't like others to see their fragile side, and they always can't get the air they protect. She won't fight head-on when they meet the enemy. Of course, this does not mean that they are cheating on each other. They will dissect everything they know about the enemy, so Capricorn is a pursuit. Perfect constellation Although she didn't pay you back when you hit her, it also proves that she will pay you back1100,000 to1100,000 times. If you do something wrong and she is not happy, then you are dead. Capricorn belongs to the natural royal family The queen likes to send people to do things. Capricorn is a natural s-class killer. Every time you provoke her, she will add another item to her revenge plan. Capricorn is insecure and even lacks hatred. They don't want to love. I dare not hate. Although it is easy to forget the pain, it will leave a scar. There is no room for them to be traumatized. They like to draw swords to help them do things. They like being praised by others. They like silence and say they are mature. Although they are a little stubborn, she will never let you down once she really falls in love.

So Capricorn is in a lovely constellation!

Don't be too hasty