What are the funny ironies?

1, withdrawn-ass, brilliant-fart essence, man-bitch, accompany me-bah, star-uneasy, father-mistress.

2. I eat vegetables-vegetables eat me, look at me-I am a pig, I feed pigs-pigs feed me, live cadres-don't work, I hit him-he hits me.

3, hard bones-hard skull, Gehrig-Brother Sharp, leave me-I am dirty, I ride a bike-ride me, pat me-fart horse pat.

4. Dogs eat shit-shit eats dogs, cramming, dogs bite me-I bite dogs, I brush my teeth-toothbrush me, horse-drawn cart-Chelama.

I am the overlord-the tortoise is me, and Jason loves me-I love to settle accounts, and I love to always review-my daughter-in-law always loves me, and the pig head is you-you are a pig.