Ask for a joke, a little longer and classic and funny.

after graduating from the health school, XX worked as a temporary worker in a private hospital, but her skills were so poor that she had been working for almost a month without even tying a drop. On this day, the dean called xx to the office and reprimanded him: "Today, I will give you the last chance. If you can't put fluid on the patient, you will pack up and leave!"

xx was scolded by the dean and blushed with shame. Walking out of the dean's room, she took a deep breath and clenched her fist to cheer herself up: "xx, come on!" Then he went to give the patient a liquid in high spirits.

The patients were all experienced in xx's craft, and they were really scared to death when they saw her coming to inject fluid. They let xx go out without mercy and clamored for a replacement.

Just when xx felt desperate, suddenly, she found a new name on the list of patients who needed to be pricked with fluid. This patient was newly transferred to the hospital. When xx went to the ward, he found that his brother might not have a good rest at night and was sleeping soundly now. Xx crept up to the man, tied a tourniquet, disinfected it, and tied it carefully ... Oh, my God! It failed.

xx saw that the man didn't wake up, and quickly changed a blood vessel, and tied it! I didn't succeed again. The beads of sweat of xx came down. This is my last chance!

So, xx tied her left hand to her right hand, and tied her left foot to her right foot ... The more she tied it, the more nervous she became, the less she could tie it. Half an hour passed, and the blood vessels on the brother's hands and feet were "destroyed" by Xiao Fang. Fortunately, the man slept like a log and didn't wake up. Helpless, while praying, xx pricked a scalp needle on the man's head. When the needle went down, the man woke up with a "ouch" and roared, "What a level break! You take the soles of your shoes! "

Seeing that the patient was angry, xx couldn't help it any longer, crying and running back to the dormitory. Just as xx was crying under the quilt, he suddenly heard someone knocking at the door. xx wiped his tears and opened the door, only to see the dean leading a man standing at the door.

When the man saw xx, he plopped down on his knees and said gratefully, "Thanks, big sister! I didn't expect my brother, a vegetable who has been lying for ten years, to wake you up! "