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Earn 3 yuan a month to attend the class reunion, and be ridiculed. Is it still worth going?
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In recent years, I seldom attend class reunion. One is that he likes quiet and doesn't like noisy, and then he doesn't mix well, and he feels a little inferior psychologically. I dropped out of high school before I finished high school. My family conditions were not good and there were many brothers and sisters. In order to reduce the burden on my parents, I went to school to work. I've done all kinds of hard work, such as repairing motorcycles, serving dishes and building workers. After marriage, my wife set up a small salesroom at home and took over the children. I still work around to earn money to support my family.
at the end of last year, a classmate called me and said that you didn't attend the reunion for several years, and the classmates all missed you. I didn't expect them to miss me, a classmate who dropped out of school early, so when they called me again this year, I was tempted.
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When I was leaving, my wife told me to bring more money, and I don't know if I shared it equally or what. I haven't seen you for so many years, so it's appropriate to invite my classmates to dinner. My wife is reasonable, which makes me very moved. According to the location agreed by my classmates, I went to a hotel in the county.
When I opened the door and went in, my classmates almost exclaimed in unison: Ah, Liu Jianwei, you are so old! Although it's a joke, my face is still a little red. It's windy and sunny all day. It looks like I'm several years older than them. After I sat down, I began to agree to learn one by one. After all, I haven't seen you for so many years, and the change is quite big. While waiting for a toast, I wanted to call my classmates' names, but the students who were interested stood up and said, Isn't it a little disrespectful to call them by their first names when they have become directors?
when I raised my glass again, I found that it was my deskmate: Yong, I haven't seen you for so many years, have a drink! But Dayong didn't end his glass after listening to me. I don't know what it means, but someone came over and said, Oh, it's really stupid, and he's brave. Now that his company's headquarters is in Beijing, who dares to call him a nickname? Call manager Zhang!
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I really haven't kept in touch with my classmates in recent years. I really didn't know they were so capable. I originally thought that the reunion was to talk about feelings and recall the time together when I was young. But I had no idea that they had become such advanced and secular figures. While I was alone, the waiter accidentally spilled the soup on me while serving. I carefully wiped my clothes with a napkin, and the classmate sitting next to me whispered, Oh, Jianwei, you see, we just can't do it without identity. The position you are sitting in is called the serving entrance, which is the lowest and worst position on this table. You see, all the people sitting in the middle are officials, and all the people next to them are big businessmen. I have a reputation at most and work in an office. You're sitting here. They left it for you on purpose.
I didn't expect there would be so much talk and learning at the class reunion. I asked myself from my heart: if I am the director now, can they leave this seat for me?
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