There are really some funny homophonic jokes (70 sentences)

There are some funny homophonic jokes-1. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on, and I was on a poor island.

I really don't advise you to take the bus. I took six stops and liked fifteen boys.

3. Don't even add my WeChat. With or without pirates of the Caribbean?

4. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

6. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

7. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

8. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.

Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.

10. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

1 1. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

12. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

13. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out with something bad. If it's bad, call something, say who it is, and if it's bad, say, let's make up.

14.m had a fight with n, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

15. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will not bite.

16. What will happen if China people don't eat? Will be associated with Chinese fasting.

17. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

18. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

There are some funny homophonic jokes. Part II 19. I am lucky to be a star when I go to work in a foreign country today. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

20. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

2 1. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.

22. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

23. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

24. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.

25. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.

26. The weather is very hot. The old hen went to enjoy the cool under the tree and soon shivered with cold. She accidentally stepped on a banana. It turned out that the chicken was cold and burnt.

27. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

28. Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.

29. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

30. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

3 1. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was poor.

32. Deer can never take pictures of rabbits. The deer made the rabbit jump. You are too short. The rabbit is anxious to cry. I am not short. I don't love it at all.

33. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

34. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

35. Which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks hard.

36. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

There are some funny homophonic jokes. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

You don't even want me. What do you want? Miss Shi.

39. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

40. I wasn't even invited. what are you going to do？

4 1. Let me share with you the types of peppers, which are not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

42. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

43. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

44. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

Xiao Ming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "laryngitis" and his throat said "hi"

46. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

47. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

48. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

49. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.

50. Liu Genghong can talk cross talk when he is fat. It turned out that he had become a Tanai.

5 1. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

52. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

When I went to the zoo today, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It's called eating children's cheese.

54. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

There are some funny homophonic jokes. 55. When I open my eyes, it's bright, and when I close my eyes, it's dark. Can I also be a refrigerator?

56. It's 36 degrees hot today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

58. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

59. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

60. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

6 1. "Why do you often get dizzy when riding?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."

62. Even I don't love it. Do you love Qiyi?

63. I have a group of chickens, none of which can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

64. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

65. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.

66. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

67. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

68. The deer took pictures of the rabbit, but it got nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

70. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?