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When will we have a future in the 20-year-old mirror?
I can’t see any future responsibilities, I have no immediate pursuits, I have a lot of time, but I have no desires, no pursuits, and nothing to do. Out of boredom, I tried to describe my mediocre life with twists and turns, but I always couldn't do it. The 20-year-old mirror, I hope you can’t see us in it.
Use sentimentality to show your deep affection, and use the flowers before the moon to prove that you are suave.
① Don’t know how to cherish time
We who are 20 years old are often evaluated by others as the sun at eight or nine o’clock in the morning, which is the age of youth and the best years. Our mantra is: We are still young, youth is our capital, and we have plenty of time to waste. A cup of coffee, a bed, a mobile phone, a short video, and a happy afternoon are a true portrayal of the lives of many young people. What's funny is that I saw the same scene in the old man in the village, a chair, a mobile phone, five episodes of a TV series, and an afternoon of fun. At the age of 20, we have become old people ahead of schedule, but we are still using our youth as capital. Isn't this a joke of the times?
② Don’t know how to cherish the body
My work and rest habits will not sleep until the moon does not sleep; I will live a free and easy life if I am drunk now; I will puff out smoke as if I have a firm belief in divine help; The behavioral rules of carpe diem and prefer the new to the old. Yes, we are young, but there will be a day when our bodies will break down. In recent years, sudden death incidents among young people have occurred one after another, and diseases among young people, middle-aged people and the elderly have gradually become the norm.
Use pretentiousness to make up for your lack of talent and knowledge, and use pretentiousness to deceive yourself about your promising future.
① Don’t know awe
As the saying goes, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, but I think this sentence is inappropriate for those of us who have been educated for many years. At the wine table, he doesn't want to understand various traditional customs and related etiquette, but uses the excuse of not wanting to be feudal; on the subway, he just plays with his mobile phone, regardless of the old lady standing next to him with slightly trembling legs, but he always uses his Buying a ticket tells the society that this is your right; when traveling, you throw garbage in your hands just for the sake of convenience, but always imply that no one will see it anyway.
②Lack of humility
In this society, most seniors and senior insiders treat young people with an attitude of appreciation and encouragement. For example, at lectures, young people regard professors' humble speeches and loyal advice as clichés, and their criticisms are unceremonious; for example, at job fairs, young people dismiss the patient explanations and positive introductions of corporate personnel as neglected, but they are ignored by young people. After the meeting, I told my classmates that the company didn’t say anything and that they were all bad companies.
Not pursuing the meaning of life, not thinking about the future.
①Where to go
From the perspective of our parents, we have been reading books for more than ten years and have reached the age of weakness. In ancient times, children at this age were several years old. But today we are still like children, we don’t know how to support ourselves, and we are full of expectations and fears for the future. I want to work hard but can't find the right direction, I want to change but don't know where to start, I want freedom but I can't work hard and change.
②Can’t refuse the temptation
How many people in the library turn on their mobile phones to play games within a few minutes of opening the book; when they see something good-looking on the street, they forget about it in an instant He said the love words he had just promised to others yesterday; he was originally going to class, but because of the warmth of the quilt, he convinced himself that sleeping was more important. We are always easily swayed by everything around us, but forget that we are the protagonist.
The degree of seeking death exceeds the controllable range, and the days of hypocrisy are longer than the time of life
①Parents’ press
After returning home, we said :Dad, give me money, I have no money left. Dad: Didn’t I just give it to you a few days ago? Us: Doesn’t it cost money to eat with classmates? You don’t have to spend money to buy clothes? If I don’t ask you for money, who should I ask for it? Dad: Okay, I’ll give you another 1,000, so you can use it sparingly. We: Got it, got it, don’t say it.
②Use the keyboard to maintain opinions
Faced with opinions and facts that you don’t want to see, vent your words without any bottom line on the Internet, even ruthless abuse and personality slander. I have no idea how many people on the Internet will laugh at me because of my ignorance, but I am still proud of it.
Only focus on amplifying inner needs, but never look at the wider world.
① Blind consumption concept
I never estimate whether my living expenses are enough, how long it will last, and what my daily expenses should be. Just when we see others buying it, we have to buy it too. We must not fall behind and keep up with the trend. Crazy use of Huabei quotas and Jingdong Baitiao to satisfy their own vanity.
② Blind self-confidence
Often have ideas that are divorced from reality, but are unwilling to get started with the things in front of them, and are unwilling to go out in society to experience themselves. They always like to stay at home with their parents. They are reasonable, but they don’t know that making money is not easy. I can't find the right position in front of me. I am aiming too high and my ambitions are too high.
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