The scariest joke in the world

A man woke up in the morning and found his wife dead in bed.

He jumped up quickly, looked pale, stumbled downstairs and shouted, "Ah Mei! Amei! " ?

The maid replied, "Sir! What is it? "

"Boiling an egg for breakfast is enough!"

Comment: Abandon clothes and shoes and walk like a stranger.

What to do?

The father and his little son are in front of the tiger cage in the zoo.

The father told his son how ferocious the tiger was, and his son listened seriously.

"Dad," the son finally said, "if the tiger rushes out of the cage and wants to eat you ..."

"So, so ... what shall we do, son?" Father asked expectantly.

"So, which bus should I take home?" The boy raised his face and asked his father.

Comments: The speaker is unintentional and the listener is intentional.

Death by electric shock

In prison, a condemned man was fidgeting.

A kind guard said to him, "Don't be afraid, the current is very strong, and it won't hurt in a blink of an eye."

At this time, there was a scream from the execution ground.

"What's that noise?" Asked the condemned man trembling.

"I don't know." The guard said, go to the execution ground and see what happened.

"Nothing, catch up with the power failure, so we have to use candles." When the guard came back, he said casually.

Comments: You deserve it.

Magic pig

One day, a man walked into a bar, followed by a pig …

The pig lost all four feet and replaced them with four wooden sticks as artificial limbs. ...

The bartender in the shop asked the man, your pig is really strange. Why does it have no feet?

The man replied: My pig is very powerful. I thought our family was still poor and lived in a hut. As a result, pigs sniffed around in the backyard and found oil, which made me rich, built a house and built a swimming pool.

The bartender was too surprised to speak. After a while, he asked again, by the way, what happened to his foot?

? The man said: You know, my pig is very powerful. One day, my five-year-old child drowned alone in the swimming pool. As a result, he jumped into the swimming pool, took my son out and gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!

The bartender was even more surprised and asked, then why his feet? ……?

The man began to get a little impatient: I told you, this is a very powerful pig. One day, my house caught fire in the middle of the night. It woke up the whole family and put out the fire alone! !

Bartender: Sir! I mean, why doesn't your pig have feet?

The man replied angrily, If you have such a powerful pig. ...

Will you eat it all at once?