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Liu Xian, five immortals in the northeast.
Snake fairy has existed since ancient times. It is said that Nu Wa, who lives in the river, is the first snake spirit we worship. Snakes are usually considered as the embodiment of dragons. Anything around us that belongs to snakes will be said to belong to dragons. People think snakes are very aura, much more powerful than other animals. Now the most famous snake fairy belongs to the white snake, which is powerful and powerful. In our countryside, if a snake enters our house, please take the shovel with you out. You can't kill it, because we rural people are in awe.
There is a good saying that it is a big deal to live forever, but there are also levels. Some people who have been practicing for a long time and can climb the immortal family will become the spokesmen of this world, and there are many descendants who can become adults without hard practice, while some people who have no roots can only cultivate adults slowly by their own efforts, but this eccentric adult practice is generally very powerful and will not fall easily. Idle people can slowly cultivate their profound powers in the mountains, and some can accept human sacrifices to increase the speed of cultivation, and naturally they have to bless one side of the land. Next, let's talk about the story of Liu Xian, the five immortals in Northeast China, who went to Beijing.
If snakes are the easiest to become sperm, they naturally belong to pythons, which are huge in size and tenacious in vitality, giving people a sense of spirituality. Qingping Mountain is an endless mountain range. People often go hunting in the mountains to make a living. Only this night, the sky thundered and lightning split the mountain, vaguely like a boa constrictor struggling under Tianwei, and people said it was a snake essence.
After countless years, this boa constrictor practiced for countless years, and finally ushered in a disaster of eternal life, transforming the snake into a human form, but did not expect that the lightning caused by Shan Lan was extremely powerful, and it was also a dying man who finally survived and became a handsome man.
The snake fairy couldn't help beaming when she was transfigured. He is a wild fairy, and he is unorthodox after becoming an immortal, so he really wants to visit the orthodox snake fairy. To say that the human snake fairy represents the total ladle of the snake fairy in Beijing, there are countless men. They naturally look down on these wild snake immortals and even reject them, but he doesn't know this. It's just that it's tens of thousands of miles away from Beijing, and it's a long way, and all kinds of things will be encountered along the way.
It is said that the snake fairy also saw and experienced many strange things along the way, such as acrobatics played by human beings, and the locust tree was tempered, which was much happier than his hard training in the mountains. To his discomfort, he actually saw similar juggling in human hands. The same kind is still an uncivilized python. These snakes are emotionless animals, so they really don't ask each other if they are not in a circle. It's just that it's not easy for them to make moves now. After all, this place is strange to them, and there is a tree spirit stronger than himself.
Along the way, you can see his real body except the demon who has cultivated into a fine spirit. Ordinary people can't find him at all, but this demon is not common, and he just met a locust tree essence along the way, just with different capital.
Beijing is located in a prosperous place, and has always been a gathering place for some great demons to cultivate adults. Besides, Zhong Ling is beautiful and full of aura. Once here, the snake spirit felt a full breath and let him enjoy it for a while. Looking at the hustle and bustle of Beijing, he can't help but linger and never want to go back, but he doesn't know that the world is hierarchical and every place is extremely exclusive, so he can't stay in every place for a long time, otherwise it will be regarded as a provocation to the other side, which is inevitable. What's more, this is a mixed place in Beijing. All kinds of fairies and monsters are stationed here all the year round, and they are all restricted by the celestial world. Everyone has his own master ladle, which is powerful, and the immortal family will respect him for three points, so everyone is in peace.
The snake demon wandered back and forth in the capital, but he hasn't gone deep into the capital yet, because it always gives him a depressing atmosphere, which makes him have to be careful. One day, when he was walking in the street, he was surprised. I saw the street was completely different, with a small clearing in the middle. While crowded and sparsely populated, he didn't know that he had come to the dividing line between the outer city and the inner city. If a person walks through a city, he won't encounter anything, but this inner city is not a good place. Every big devil has children, and they are not good people. They are all like bullies, especially those who have not been tortured to death. What a coincidence. It's a pity that this snake spirit actually met his own kind, but it's just rage.
I saw a boy dressed in yellow slowly coming towards him, accompanied by two big men. The young man looked at the snake spirit with malicious intent, and his eyes shone with evil light. The snake fairy didn't think much at first sight, and neither did the young people. As an orthodox team, he really looked down on this wild fairy. Before the snake fairy did anything else, the young man took the lead in saying, "I said how it smells." So you're a wild fairy. It is really a paradise that can't be moved, and a hell that can't be entered. "
Fortunately, it is the same kind. The young man caught the snake essence and tortured him in every way, leaving him covered in blood and scarred. He also gradually learned from the mouth of the young man what kind of terror exists in the capital. He has no place here, but fortunately he met his own kind. If he meets other demon children, it is not certain whether he has this life.
When the snake fairy was tortured to death, he was ordered by the childe to throw two big men around him out of the city. He was very disgusted with telling him not to step into the capital, so he left himself. The snake fairy regained some strength and was about to escape when she saw a man with a rat's eye and a rat's head coming in the distance. The snake fairy was startled when she saw that it was a weasel. According to the childe, this city belongs to the second chief gourd ladle, and its people are cruel and overbearing. If the wild fairy meets them, they will basically be their supplements. Snake essence immediately started to run, regardless of his own injury, ran out of the capital for hundreds of miles in one breath and never saw anyone again.
Looking at the bloody wound, the snake fairy was full of helplessness and had to hurry to the nest while recovering. When he was near the mountain, her heart relaxed, but she fainted without checking. Fortunately, she met a kind old man and saved him. The snake fairy didn't want to practice alone in the mountains, so she simply became a family fairy and went deep into the old man's dream at night to explain her purpose. As long as the old man sacrifices to him from generation to generation, she can keep him safe from generation to generation. In this way, he became a snake spirit who accepted incense offerings and never wanted to go out for a walk again. He won't go to see the outside world until he is successful in practice and has enough mana to protect himself.
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