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20 domineering and leaking words

1. Don't tell others everything, what you say is from the heart, and what they hear is a joke.

2. You can only laugh foolishly when others point at your sore spot. If you turn your face, others will say that you can't take a joke, so you bend over with laughter and even burst into tears. In this way, we will always indulge others and hurt ourselves.

3. learn to be strong. In fact, a person can live a beautiful life, laugh at himself or cry to himself.

It's not yours. It will be taken away eventually. It's yours, then it won't go anyway.

Please don't treat me like a fool. Some things are not that I don't know, but that I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

6. Being moved can't replace feelings, and nostalgia can't go back to the past.

7. You don't have to look up to it. If I get promoted one day, I will pay you back with interest.

8. Give time, let bygones be bygones and a new beginning.

9. Life is like jiaozi. Whether you are dragged into the water or you jump into the water yourself, life is not mature without drowning once.

10. I don't remember who had money with me when I was brilliant. But I will remember who accompanied me through the storm when I was down and out.

1 1. If you can't keep something, you might as well throw it further.

12. What I am depends on how others treat me.

13. Dealing with villains is like dealing with unburned carbon, which burns when touched and goes out when left to dry.

14. My youth is old, but the stories in my memory are always beautiful.

15. If you can't wait for good night, you can't wait, and the world that you can't squeeze will not be crowded.

16. Look down on human affairs and be chic between heaven and earth. No matter how happy the life is, there are shortcomings, and no matter how bleak the life is, there is happiness.

17. I never make trouble. If someone has to touch my bottom line, I am forced to push my nose and face everywhere. No matter what the result is, the deadly counterattack of the larger foe will be my last resistance, no matter how powerful my opponent is.

18. Instead of indulging in the past, it is better to bathe in the sun, throw away sadness and loneliness, and get rid of helplessness and indifference.

19. Love is when two people pull a rubber band, and the injured party is always unwilling to let go.

20. There is only one success in this world, and that is to be able to spend your life in the way you like.

The words of men are very domineering.

1, people who like to play tricks, please stay away from me, we are different.

2. Bitches are always bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't afford it!

Don't tell everyone. What you said was from the heart, but what they listened to was a joke.

Please don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

No matter how fragile you are, no one sympathizes with you. Too many bitches watch your jokes, understand?

6. I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good mushroom in life, a tender girl in appearance and a psychological remoulder.

7. A strong girl just wants to find a man stronger than her, protect her and give her overbearing warmth. Not just a man who says I'm wrong and sorry. In fact, the sentence "If you don't fucking sleep for me, who wants you if you don't sleep" is more pleasing than "Baby goes to bed early"!

8. When others point at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly and turn your face. People will say that you can't take a joke, so you bend over with laughter and even burst into tears. In this way, we will always indulge others and hurt ourselves.

9. No matter what kind of girl, ordinary and excellent should be women with strong spirit and material, who want money and earn it themselves; If you want an RV, buy it yourself; If you want a man, find it yourself, instead of waiting for someone to give you money and waiting for a man to come to you. Women's happiness is in their own hands, and they have worked hard. If you want to be happy by men, it's impossible.

10, being single is not a selfish choice, but a wiser choice than following the wrong person.

1 1. Only women can bleed for a week.

12, you have your background and I have my story. Don't give me unnecessary comments unless you know my story. Don't look at me today with the eyes of yesterday.

13, I will live a good life, not for anything else, but because I owe myself these years.

14, unrequited love, sometimes I think it's time, but I can never fucking get there.

15, wine, it's okay to drink half drunk, but you will get drunk if you drink too much. Love is still half true, and if you love too much, your heart will be broken.

16, has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? It seems that they will only push their luck.

17, learn to be strong, in fact, a person can live a beautiful life, laugh at himself and cry at himself.

18, when we got married, we tattooed a ring on our finger, and whoever divorced first would chop off his finger.

19, give time, let the past go and let the beginning begin.

20. I have always believed that a man who hits a woman is the most incompetent person in the world.

2 1, people who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to remember.

22. You all said, "If I had known this, why should I have?" Then I said, "Why are you still alive when you know you are going to die?"

23. Reality will tell you that if you don't work hard, you will be trampled to death by life. There is no need to make excuses. Nothing is a reason to fight.

Don't say that I have changed, just say that you are tired.

You don't cherish me now, but you can't afford to support me in the future.

Classic quotations of domineering.

1, I have caught a cold hundreds of times, and you have a persistent high fever. classic quotations

2, gold always shines, and your glass fork can only reflect light!

The most contradictory thing is that you want the Monkey King's figure and live a pig's life.

4. Don't tell others everything. What you said was from the heart, but what they listened to was a joke.

5. Never, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. That's nonsense.

6. Never bow your head, bow your head. I'm just tying my shoelaces.

7. Bitch is always a bitch, even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

8. Life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

9. People who love to play tricks, please stay away from me. We are different.

10, you don't cherish me now, and you can't afford me in the future.

1 1. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

12, reality will tell you that if you don't work hard, you will be trampled to death by life. There is no need to make excuses. Nothing is a reason to fight.

13, in the face of mean people, we should boldly call names, and when we are angry, we should boldly start work. Life is so short, why should the old paper wronged itself and give you face?

14, only women bleed for a week.

15, give time, let the past go and let the beginning begin.

16, he can resign and change his name, but I will catch him anyway.

17, one is a gorgeous and short-lived dream, and the other is a cruel and long reality.

18, when we got married, we tattooed a ring on our finger, and whoever divorced first would chop off his finger.

19, learn to be strong, in fact, a person can live a beautiful life, laugh at himself and cry at himself.

20, baby, you are coquettish, you are very creative. It's not sexy that you pose in front of men with girlfriends all day.

2 1, don't say I've changed, just say you're tired.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

23. You can't stand the fact! Classic quotations of domineering.

24. Destroyed a lifetime, Warcraft is poor for three generations. If you don't touch these two, you will become Gao Fushuai.

25. People who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to remember.

26. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead.

27. Everyone who loves to laugh has a pain in his heart.

28. They are used to criticizing you behind your back because there is no capital to confront you face to face. You are the winner, don't be afraid.

29. I have always believed that a man who hits a woman is the most incompetent person in the world.

30. We fell in love from 18 to 18 and got married this year. We just want to prove that love at the age of 20 is not rebellion, but meeting the right person prematurely.

3 1, there are too many helpless choices in life. Society, like rivers and lakes, always makes people involuntarily and insincerely.

32. You all said: If I had known this, why did I say: If I knew I was going to die, why am I still alive?

I want to tell you that you have always been in my heart and never left.

I have no time to bleed. Classic quotations of domineering.

What is really funny is that you have never even given your heart in love.

36. God said I was handsome and I smiled. As a result, I smiled and said that I was more handsome. I shouted at the sky: me! Handsome! Lightning fell from the sky, and God said, Lie!

I will make an offer that he can't refuse.

Even if you don't have the beauty of a country, you have the pride to destroy a city.

Being single is not a selfish choice, but a wiser choice than being with the wrong person.

40. I want to be a female rascal in thought, a good mushroom in life, a tender girl in appearance and a psychological remoulder.

4 1. Has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? It seems that they will only push their luck.

42. I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, loved, and finally lived alone.

43. I will live a good life, not for anything else, but because I owe myself these years.

44. In the vast desert, only the pace of progress is a symbol of hope.

45. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

46. For children who are afraid to go to the toilet after watching ghost movies, I want to say that ghosts have dignity, and which ghost will wait for you in your toilet.

Please don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

48. Farewell does not mean loss, but a new beginning.

49. Before getting out of the elevator, press all buttons on all floors, and then leave casually.

50, Jingkang shame, still not snow. When do courtiers hate their guts! Driving a long car, breaking through the lack of Helan Mountain. Eat pork when you are hungry, and drink Hun blood when you are thirsty. Stay from the beginning, clean up the old mountains and rivers, and go to the sky.

5 1, no one sympathizes with you no matter how fragile you are. Too many bitches watch your jokes, understand?

I am your father! ! ! Classic quotations of domineering.

53. Why do people call people? Because people are tired when they are alive.

54. No matter what kind of girl, ordinary and excellent should be women with strong spirit and material, who want money and earn it themselves; If you want an RV, buy it yourself; If you want a man, find it yourself, instead of waiting for someone to give you money and waiting for a man to come to you. Women's happiness is in their own hands, and they have worked hard. If you want to be happy by men, it's impossible.

55, wine, it's okay to drink half drunk, but if you drink too much, you will get drunk. Love is still half true, and if you love too much, your heart will be broken.

56. Life is sometimes crazy. We chase what we can't have, but give up what we need most.

57. I will start looking for you, then I will find you, and finally I will kill you.

58. Quarrel on QQ is not the accumulation of swearing, but the speed of typing!

59. Don't ask too much of your girlfriend now. Very cute, never old. That's cherry meatballs. It's beautiful and can cook. That's Nima's rice cooker. Economically independent, you are the center. That's your mother.

60. Girl, when you step into the society, you should stop losing your temper. Don't tell everyone. What you said was from the heart, and what they heard was a joke. Girl, remember, many dogs pretend to be alike. Don't trust those appearances too much.

6 1, I have no so-called shelter from the wind and rain, even if the wind and rain are crazy, I will go on by myself.

62. In fact, if you have something to say, you should scold if you are dissatisfied, vent if you have emotions, and say goodbye quickly if you have love. When you regret it, you will scream at the sky. Fuck you, don't be afraid of this all day, no matter how big it is, it will pass.

63. Love is nothing more than two outcomes, either going home separately or your mother becoming my mother.

Unrequited love, sometimes I think it's time, but in fact, my mother will never arrive.

65. Men are not domineering, ungrateful, unjust, unfaithful and waste their lives.

66. A strong girl just wants to find a man stronger than her, protect her and give her overbearing warmth. Not just a man who says I'm wrong and sorry. In fact, you won't let me sleep at all. If you don't sleep, who wants you to go to bed earlier than the baby?

67. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me.

68. You can only laugh foolishly when others point at your sore spot. People will say that you can't take a joke, so you bend over with laughter and even burst into tears. In this way, we will always indulge others and hurt ourselves.

69. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

70, the same is rolled trouser legs, some are boys, some are from Shuai Shuai, and some are rolled, just like bears transplanting rice seedlings into fields to raise fish.

7 1, angry, rushed to the crown, leaned against the fence and rested in the rain. Looking up, screaming in the sky, strong and fierce. Thirty fame, dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and the moon. Don't be idle, grow old together and be unhappy!

72. You have your background and I have my story. Don't give me unnecessary comments unless you know my story. Don't look at me today with the eyes of yesterday.

I love you in every way you know or don't know.

If he always holds an umbrella for others, why are you waiting for him in the rain?

75. Say hello to my little guy!

76, I read less! Don't lie to me!

77. As long as I am in a bad mood, I go by car and sit behind my long hair to cut their hair.

Men's classic quotations are domineering

Men's classic quotations are domineering

1, people who like to play tricks, please stay away from me, we are different.

2. Bitches are always bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't afford it!

Don't tell everyone. What you said was from the heart, but what they listened to was a joke.

Please don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

No matter how fragile you are, no one sympathizes with you. Too many bitches watch your jokes, understand?

6. I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good mushroom in life, a tender girl in appearance and a psychological remoulder.

7. A strong girl just wants to find a man stronger than her, protect her and give her overbearing warmth. Not just a man who says I'm wrong and sorry. In fact, you won't let me sleep at all. If you don't sleep, who wants you to go to bed earlier than the baby?

8. You can only laugh foolishly when others point at your sore spot. People will say that you can't take a joke, so you bend over with laughter and even burst into tears. In this way, we will always indulge others and hurt ourselves.

9. No matter what kind of girl, ordinary and excellent should be women with strong spirit and material, who want money and earn it themselves; If you want an RV, buy it yourself; If you want a man, find it yourself, instead of waiting for someone to give you money and waiting for a man to come to you. Women's happiness is in their own hands, and they have worked hard. If you want to be happy by men, it's impossible.

10, being single is not a selfish choice, but a wiser choice than following the wrong person.

1 1. Only women can bleed for a week.

12, you have your background and I have my story. Don't give me unnecessary comments unless you know my story. Don't look at me today with the eyes of yesterday.

13, I will live a good life, not for anything else, but because I owe myself these years.

14, unrequited love, sometimes I think it's time, but I can never fucking get there.

15, wine, it's okay to drink half drunk, but you will get drunk if you drink too much. Love is still half true, and if you love too much, your heart will be broken.

16, has anyone ever appreciated your kindness? It seems that they will only push their luck.

17, learn to be strong, in fact, a person can live a good life, laugh at himself and cry at himself.

18, when we got married, we tattooed a ring on our finger, and whoever divorced first would chop off his finger.

19, give time, let the past go and let the beginning begin.

20. I have always believed that a man who hits a woman is the most incompetent person in the world.

2 1, people who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to remember.

22. You all said: If I had known this, why did I say: If I knew I was going to die, why am I still alive?

23. Reality will tell you that if you don't work hard, you will be trampled to death by life. There is no need to make excuses. Nothing is a reason to fight.

Don't say that I have changed, just say that you are tired.

You don't cherish me now, but you can't afford to support me in the future.