Tell an interesting joke. Tell an interesting joke.

1, chatting with children One day, a girl asked me, "Are you married, teacher?" I smiled and replied, "Guess what?" "I guess you're not married." "Well, that's right." I scraped her little nose, and the child smiled and asked, "Do you have any children?"

2. Supplementary sentence exercise: Where do I come from? Come out. A student wrote: I fell from the sky. I was puzzled and asked, "Why did you come out of the sky?" The student answered seriously, "I belong to the dragon."

3. If the lovers are from north to south, there will be inexplicable sound difference between accents.

A little brother in Taiwan Province Province confessed to a girl in Northeast China. The little brother said softly, "I declare that you have been sweating for a long time." Did you succeed? "

The northeast sister took two steps back, and Cui Shengsheng replied: "Oh, my God, I preach! ! "

I held my wife tightly in my arms at the scene of the car accident. This car accident is terrible. I know her. She won't last long.

I asked, "honey, me?" Is there anything else I can do for you? "

The wife replied with difficulty: "Just? One? Pieces? "

Urge her: "Anything you say will do."

The wife said with difficulty, "You? what's up Can't? Don't fucking laugh so happily. "