Urgent! Lines about "fool" sketches, jokes about fools,

Let me tell a joke about a fool. It is both old and interesting. He said there was a stupid child who was very slow. Dad wants him to be sensible and teach him to speak. Dad said, "If a guest comes home, you must say hello first. If it's a man, say uncle is good. If it's a woman, say hello aunt! When they enter the house, they will definitely chat with you. When they enter the room, they will ask. What about the big tree in front of your house? Just say that the year is not good and it has been sold. They want to ask, what about the flower field in your backyard? Just say that the war was ruined, and they will ask, why did your family win so many prizes? Just say it's not unusual, one generation at a time! A few days later, the guest really came to visit, just as the silly child's parents were not at home, and the guest asked, "Where is your father?" The fool said, "It was a bad year, so I sold it. The guest paused and asked, "Where's your mother?" "The fool replied," It's a mess. It's all ruined. " The guest was puzzled at that time and said, "This child is so stupid." The silly child said, "This is not unusual! ~ one for each generation! ! "