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There is a classic joke on the internet, that is, on the bus, do you repeat the machine?

Yesterday morning on the bus, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd. The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?" The man felt puzzled and replied, "Do you have any medicine?" The people in the car snickered!

The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?" The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?" The whole car is hilarious! The bus driver stopped to lie on the steering wheel and laugh!

The bus is crowded. A woman stood at the door, and a GG came from behind the bus to get off. She said "sorry, get off", but the girl didn't move. GG stepped on her when she pushed over. As a result, the woman was so fierce that she scolded "You are crazy!" You're crazy! ~ ~ ",loud enough for the whole car to see.

GG was silent for a long time. When he got off the bus, he couldn't bear it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!" The whole car burst into laughter ~! There are a few funny children behind, constantly accompanying the scene just now. A said, "You are crazy! . . . . . B said, "You repeat the machine. " .。 . The whole car burst into laughter ~!

Later, a little MM also got off the bus, squeezed past and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!" The whole car laughed again ~! The woman didn't speak, and a word came from the side, "Are you out of power?" The whole car burst into laughter.