A cold joke on WeChat

1. Woman 1 must be a little nicer to herself. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby.

2. At least people's brains will be short-circuited, and I don't even have a power supply.

3. Be nice to your boyfriend after you find him. Don't bully him. Hurt him. It's bad for him. After all, he is blind.

4. You know, Baidu can't find you at all, so it can only enter sogou.

5. I saw a man just now, and he was very handsome, which made all the men move. Then I went over and wanted to make friends with him. When I got closer, I saw a mirror. Do you think it was embarrassing?

6. in a few decades, we'll meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, one for you, one for me, no one knows anyone, and send them all to the countryside to make fertilizer.

7. Do you understand why I can't come on a trip? Because you are poor.

8. Being tired is because you have extra things in your heart, which is the same as being full and full.

9. Some people are good at geography, physics, history, mathematics, Chinese, English and chemistry. I have a good attitude.

1. A true brother, no matter how far away we are, no matter how long we haven't contacted each other, even if we change our mobile phone numbers several times, we can always find you when we want to borrow money ... 1. Don't use a honey trap on me in the future, or I will play along.

12. The school flower refers to the girl, and the school grass refers to the boy. Then, the sentence "There are plenty of herbs in the sea, so why do you have a unrequited love for a flower" is worth considering. After thinking about it, I always feel that something is wrong ... XIII. I really envy you ugly people. If you are lovelorn, you can at least say "Who made me ugly" to comfort yourself.

14. I skipped classes too much. When I went to class yesterday, the professor was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time. You have grown so big."

15. If you like to play games well, I can practice. You like to cook delicious food, I can learn; But you said you like ugly ones. What do you want me to do? There's nothing I can do.

16. The goddess says she is not from the same world as me. What should I do? I may have met a Martian!

17. It's immoral to pinch instant noodles in the supermarket, but it's really decompression. I tried it today, and the pressure at work immediately disappeared and I was fired from the supermarket.

18. Don't lose heart. I believe that there will always be times when life will be bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter and bitter.