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You are my little baby's love story, the topic of picking up girls 100 tricks love story routine.

Like a person, there are countless words in my heart that I want to say to the other person, but sometimes it is difficult to fully express my thoughts if I think about it. Finally, I secretly regretted my stupidity and wasted the opportunity to communicate with my sweetheart. Talking seems simple, but what to say to your sweetheart and how to make the other person happy have troubled many people, no matter what stage of their relationship. Inadvertently exporting love words and expressing love to each other is very beneficial to the development of feelings. Let me look at you, my little baby. What are the routines of the topic 100?

Love story of routine boy

This is your palm, this is the back of your hand, and you are my little baby.

Perhaps the only highlight of my life is meeting you, as if I met more people later, all to tell me how good you are.

Say one-sided is staying up late, say insomnia, tell the truth is missing you, good night!

I heard that sugar under the pillow will have a sweet dream.

I want to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. Long time no see, I miss you a little.

The world is not as good as you think, and the world is not as bad as you think. Come here, come to me. The moon doesn't hug you, time destroys you, but I love you.

There is a kind of fruit that is the sweetest in the world, called black pineapple.

I have something to drink when winter comes, I don't know, take care of you.

Do you smell something? Don't! Why is the air sweet when it comes out?

If I can see you at five o'clock, I will be happy from three o'clock.

If our relationship is weak, add some sugar.

? What do you think about every day? ? Miss you. ?

What kind of candy do you like? Our wedding candy.

I think you look like one of my relatives. Who is it? My mother's son-in-law

You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.

? I'll show you a magic trick. ? Whew, I'm finished. ? What is this? ? I like you better. ?

Let's break up. Why? Because I want to marry you.

You must come when I get married. Why? It's embarrassing to have no groom.

? I decided to be a thief. ? Why? ? Because I want to steal your heart. ?

Our friendship is over. It's time to develop into love.

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? There is no room for you.

My brain is a mess. What happened? There is an impulse to love you.

Did you feel the earthquake? Because my love for you is shaking.

How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.

You are so insidious that you like me behind my back.

Eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream, cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.

Smoking is harmful to health, love me and prolong life.

You know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

I'm pretty sure. Why? No kissing.

You know what I like best? I don't know. I'm watching you.

? I like a little brother. ? Then he must be handsome. ? You are too narcissistic. ?

? Please pay attention to your words. ? Why? ? Because I will kiss it at any time. ?

Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, it can be summarized in five words:? Will pick a girlfriend. ?

I copied the love letter, but it is true that I like you. I stole roses, but I really love you.

My blood sugar may be high, after all, you are so sweet.

Can you laugh? I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

Are you stupid? Yes, Sarah. Hey.

Are you afraid of trouble? If you are not afraid, please stay with me.

I'm a little busy recently, and I'm busy liking you.

I'll show you a magic trick. What? Become super fond of you?

You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Why else am I so happy when I see you?

Will you like me? No? Then I will teach you. ?

I think my spine is a little bent, so that my heart tilted towards you at the first sight.

The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.

The so-called ambiguity means that I want to talk about a love affair with you.

The best thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

I love you, the rest of my life is you, the snow is you, the plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, the tenderness in my heart is you, and my eyes are you.

Maybe everything in the world has a destination, and you are my destination.

Teasing girls' sweet talk routines

I can't say the most beautiful sweet words, I just want to have a home with you.

? I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you. ? Why? ? It's been so many days, you know, I want to give you something good every time I see it. ?

? I did badly in the exam today. ? Why? ? Because no matter what problem I encounter, my answer will be you. ?

? I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? ? I don't know? You Yankee. ?

? I have some bad news for you. ? What bad news? ? What I think of you is not simple. ?

Love or not, give me a one-word answer. ? No love. ? Please answer in one word! Start over. ?

? Everything can go wrong. ? Stop thinking about me?

? I want to go to many places when I am alone, but it is different when I am alone? What is the difference? ? When you are alone, you just want to stay where you are. ?

? I think I was a carbonated drink in my last life. ? Why? ? Because I can't help bubbling when I see you. ?

? You go first, I'm afraid to hold you back. ? It's okay. My legs are thick. ?

Man: I've put up with you for a long time. W: So, what do you want? Man: Endure you all your life.

? Can you lie to me once on April Fool's Day? ? All right. ? Do you like me? ?

? The way you smile, like ...? Like what? ? It's like a bite in the middle of a watermelon in summer. ?

? Can you help me with some washing? ? Sure, what to wash? ? Like me. ?

Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.

Can you give me a train ticket? Where are you going? Walk into your heart

In fact, you are like a pig. Why? Because you are the apple of my eye.

All I know is that I am in 26 letters. Why? Because ABCDEFGHI I love you.

My eyes hurt a little. Can you help me see what I have? My eyes are full of you.

You crossed the line, huh? It's beautiful.

I don't like you anymore Why? Because I love you.

I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.

Can you watch your step in the future? You're going to hit my heart.

Do you know why I have a cold? Because you have a cold? No, because I have no resistance to you at all.

Do you know what season I like? I like the season with you.

? Are you nearsighted? ? Not nearsighted? Then why can't you find that I like you? ?

? This is a school uniform, that is a camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness. ?

This is jelly, that is a tree hole, and you are my heart.

I just want to be your little devil. As long as you are fierce, I will be afraid and jump into your arms.

This is foie gras, that is pork liver, and you are my baby.

I want to buy a piece of land. What land? Your unwavering loyalty.

Do you like me? Please find out the repeated words in this sentence.

There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on.

Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now there are only two TV sets left.

? Do you know why he left a sun on Houyi's shooting day? ? I don't know? Because we want to be bathed in love. ?

Don't close the window when you sleep at night. I want to sneak into your dreams at night.

Go to sleep, I have something to say to you in my dream.

I think your three views are as correct as your people.

See the world, just to meet you.

I say good night to the whole world, but I only say I like you!

Good Night! I stayed up late. I'll call you when I'm mature

Can you play the guitar? Why it touched my heart.

You know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

? Do you know what you look like now ? For example. ? Like the earth. ? Why? ? Because you are attractive to me. ?

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night, and you light up my heart/Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

? I'm a little afraid of you. ? Am I fierce? ? No, because I'm afraid of my wife. ?

? Is anyone chasing you? ? No? Hello, my name is?