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In ancient times when there was no heating and air conditioning, how did the ancients bathe in the cold winter?

Some people say that cleanliness is to lead an honest and clean life without being polluted by foreign objects; Some people say that cleanliness is mental compulsion and psychological anxiety; Others say that cleanliness is excessive fear and self-hypnosis. Either way, cleanliness has a long history since ancient times.

Wang Wei is noble by nature, unrequited love is spotless, and there is no dust on the ground;

Ni Zan is detached, likes clean incense, and won't stop until the toilet smells fragrant;

Miffy is a maverick and has loved a clean and honest life. He invented a special bucket for washing hands before meals.

Those famous literati and poets are other neat fanatics you wouldn't expect.

The originator of cleanliness: Ni Zan

"No one in ancient and modern times has such cleanliness as Niyuan Town."

Ni Zan was a famous poet and painter at the end of Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of Ming Dynasty, and his poetic style was gripping. The ink and wash landscape paintings created are full of the indifference of literati, as well as shallow words and sad tranquility.

This free-spirited genius, who can recite poems and paint, is outstanding in talent, and is also known as the "Four Masters of Yuan Dynasty" with Huang and others. Although Ni Zan achieved high grades, he was biased in personal hygiene.

Ni Zan's ancestors were rich in Jiangdong, so he lived a superior life since childhood and developed the habit of attaching great importance to personal hygiene. At home, Four Treasures of the Study wants to send two servants to clean at any time, and even he doesn't have to paint with a seal, for fear that black, gray, ink and charcoal will stain the picture, so he pays great attention to "pure beauty" in art? The picture is simple and the style is simple. this

It is Ni Zan's most famous theory of "escaping from the chest", which is inextricably linked with his cleanliness.

In life, the allusion of the smell of going to the toilet has established the name of the originator of Ni Zan's cleanliness. The toilet in Ni Zan is an attic made of fragrant wood. The toilet is full of goose feathers, blocking the smell. Only Ni Zan can think of this kind of clever thinking.

It is also difficult for friends to spend the night at his house. It is not easy to hear a friend cough in the middle of the night. Ni Zan can't wait to find someone to find out where the guest's phlegm is. The servant can only make up for it with a stained leaf to make him feel comfortable.

Ni Zan went to prison in his later years, but he remained a neat freak. When the jailer brought the food, he insisted that the other party raise the tray above his head, for fear that someone else's spit would spill into the food, which angered the jailer and locked him by the toilet. This great painter, who was incorruptible all his life, ended up dirty.

Shi Fo: Wang Wei

"Wang Wei holds Wangchuan, and a dozen brooms sweep the dust every day." I have sent two servants to tie brooms, but sometimes I don't give them. "

Wang Wei, a famous landscape poet in Tang Dynasty, was well versed in poetry, calligraphy and painting, and was called Shi Fo by Su Shi as "painting in poetry, painting in poetry". Wang Wei, who only loves meditation, doesn't understand what Buddhists say: "If there is nothing, where can it be contaminated with dust?". He has a deep obsession with dust.

Wang Wei's cleanliness is that there is no room for a trace of dust at home.

When the poet lived in Wangchuan at that time, there were more than a dozen brooms at home, and two cleaning servants were responsible for cleaning the house. The ancients made brooms by hand, so Wang Wei ordered two servants to make them, which made it even more difficult for the slaves below.

In ancient times, sweeping water needed to be done with shoulders, and every cleaning increased the burden of manpower. This excessive cleaning is really shocking.

The miracle of cleanliness: Mifei

"M yuan zhang have cleanliness. When washing his hands, he made a bucket out of silver and put a long handle on it so that his slaves could hold water in his hands. This is called a bucket. "

To say that cleanliness has reached a new height, we have to obey Miffy. Mi Fei was one of the most famous painters and calligraphers in Song Dynasty. He is a maverick and has many eccentricities. His paintings and calligraphy are flowing and ingenious. Because he is crazy when painting, he is often worshipped and called "Mi Dian". How amazing is this unique Miffy?

Mi Fei likes to wear a top hat, but the top of the sedan chair is too short, so he ordered people to remove it altogether. A man in a top hat sitting in a sedan chair without a top can imagine the wonders of Miffy. Besides a whim, his magic lies in washing his hands.

According to the ancient poem, Mi Fei's hand washing is very strange: "I have patted my hand dry and don't need to wipe it with a towel." If the guest is Bird, he will sit on the sofa when he goes. Towels and hats are not washed regularly. " It's disgusting to have a pair of boots pulled by others. I can't wear it because I wash it repeatedly. What does this mean? Whenever Miffy's noble hand touches something, he will wash his hands hard. He thought the washbasin was dirty, so he invented a set of rice washing technology.

When Miffy washes his hands, there must be a slave holding a pot beside him, so that he can make "tap water" at any time. Just washing his hands will be repeated seven or eight times until the water runs out. Washed hands don't need to be wiped with towels. Instead, they should be allowed to dry naturally. Miffy's hands are often chapped because she washes them too hard. This is the famous story of "washing hands before meals".

Miffy's cleanliness is not only used for washing hands, but also for her daughter's marriage.

Mifei is very particular about choosing a husband for her daughter. Most dignitaries can't get into his eyes. The last thing I saw was a young man named Duan Fu. Why did he choose his name? Famous strokes and word dust, together, are dust strokes.

We often say that "Xi Zi is covered in filth, and the husband covers his nose lightly". It is very important to pay attention to hygiene and cleanliness. Even if the first beauty is not clean enough, the layman will cover his nose and walk away.

But if it is clean to a certain extent, it will often make jokes like the above three celebrities, and even affect the career of a lifetime.