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Old man Zhang chooses his son-in-law

Old man Zhang has no children, only two daughters. Under the influence of the traditional thinking of being unfilial and having no heirs, Old Man Zhang felt that he could not hold his head up even in the village when he thought that the old Zhang family would be the last in his family.

Old man Zhang vowed that when his two daughters grow up, he will carefully select a son-in-law and must find two good families and good sons-in-law who will be the envy of the villagers to make up for the shortcoming of having no heirs in his life.

Speaking of old man Zhang, these two girls are really strong-looking, and their little looks are just like the beauties in the paintings. Not to mention men, women couldn't help but take a second look at it.

When people meet, they will praise: "Brother Zhang, how did you and your sister-in-law give birth to such a beautiful girl?"

Whenever this happens, Old Man Zhang's heart will feel like it's coated with honey. Like, sweet for a while. But after the sweetness is over, I still think with regret: Hey, no matter how beautiful she is, she is not a boy!

Maybe beautiful girls have a kind of arrogance in their bones, and so do Old Man Zhang’s two daughters. She has always been the school belle in school, surrounded by many boys and praised by many boys, and she has a strong sense of superiority. Maybe I was focused on dealing with boys, so my academic performance was a mess. The two girls, who are three years apart, both dropped out of school after graduating from junior high school.

Old Man Zhang’s tutoring was still very strict. Although his daughter had dated many partners in school, her romances ended without any problems under Old Man Zhang’s suppression.

Old man Zhang wants to take over the power of choosing a husband for his daughter.

As soon as the eldest daughter Jinzhi went to school, the matchmakers from the village crowded into Old Man Zhang’s house. After the crowd dispersed, Old Man Zhang began to screen them one by one.

He always thinks: first pick someone who looks good and has talent. I have five brothers, and my family is so big. There will be weddings and funerals in the future, and my handsome son-in-law will stand in the crowd and build a strong family.

When Old Man Zhang set the standard of "handsomeness" in selecting a son-in-law, he began to choose his son-in-law like an emperor selecting a concubine. Even though there are so many introductions, he really meets Old Man Zhang's standard. There are so few of them.

God is always fair. If he gives you a handsome face, he will give you a short figure. If he gives you a tall figure, he will match it with an unattractive face. But there are also those who are favored by God, although such boys are as rare as digging for gold in the sand.

Old man Zhang finally found one, which was a boy introduced by Aunt Sangui. Before they met, Aunt Sangui said with a tight tongue: "Brother Zhang, I will give it to you." My daughter introduced this guy to me. He is definitely one of a kind. He looks just like a movie star. He is a perfect match for my daughter.”

The next day, Old Man Zhang arranged for her to meet the man. , all the melon-eating people in the village came over to join in the fun, to see who the man was who could be successfully shortlisted in the audition.

Amid everyone’s expectations, the young man made his debut: Wow! It's so handsome and cool. Just like a nonsense.

Not to mention that Old Man Zhang and his family were delighted to see it, even the melon-eating crowd loved it. As soon as Aunt Cuihua and Zhuzi Niang came out of Old Man Zhang's house, they yelled at the top of their lungs: "Look at that son-in-law, and look at our son-in-law. They are both raised by my mother's father. Why is there such a big difference?" Compared with others, it would be a pity to throw our son-in-law into the manure pit."

There is no doubt that the handsome man and the beautiful woman are a perfect match, and Old Man Zhang made a decision on the spot.

Although the groom’s family is not wealthy, their conditions are still decent.

Jin Zhi was extremely happy to find a boyfriend who looked exactly like Hu Ge. The two began to interact frequently, and soon their relationship reached a boiling point. Half a year later, Mr. Zhang married his daughter.

Whenever something happens to the third aunt and the seventh in-law’s family, Mr. Zhang always likes to take his daughter and son-in-law to make things happen. In front of everyone, the handsome son-in-law became the focus of everyone's praise. Old man Zhang, who always valued face more than his life, also had a great face.

But marriage is more bloody than love, and reality is crueler than imagination. After half a year of marriage, the passion faded, and the young couple just lived a miserable life.

Jinzhi’s husband is very lazy. He finds it hard to go out to work. The hard work is too tiring and the dirty work is too dirty. People who are not dirty, not tired, and make money don't need him. This guy's education is not as good as Jin Zhi, and he barely made it to the first grade of junior high school.

His parents are also ordinary farmers and cannot always provide a steady supply of supplies.

For this reason, the two quarreled frequently. Jin Zhi was pregnant, had a severe reaction, and could not do anything.

This guy doesn't want to go out and make money. In the first year, he used the excuse of taking care of Jin Zhi to stay at home. When he had no money, he asked his parents for it. The parents gave, but not willingly, because they also had a younger son who was about to reach the age of marrying, and they had to save money for him.

Being scolded by his mother, Jinzhi’s boyfriend said: “Mom, if you block the Internet every day, I will block the Internet for you.”

So, a young man behaves like a woman. Sitting cross-legged on the kang and starting to block the Internet with his mother, it was a joke.

The more Jin Zhi looked at him, the more displeased he became. He was still Hu Ge, not even as good as Pan Changjiang.

As soon as she returned to her parents' home, Jin Zhi complained about her father: "It's all your fault. This is the golden son-in-law you chose! What a loser. He doesn't even know how to make money to support the family."

Old man Zhang was speechless, just sitting on the stool and smoking a cigarette. Indeed, when I chose my son-in-law, I only focused on the skin and ignored the soul. Now I am suffering a big loss.

There is no other way. In addition to educating the son-in-law, he also has to support his daughter. The eldest daughter is also the same. When she goes back to her parents' home, she never comes back empty-handed. Everything is rare, even the green onions are put into the bag and taken away. There is no way, people who are poor will have short ambitions.

Old man Zhang regretted his failure in choosing a son-in-law. He swore that when choosing a husband for his second daughter, he must learn from his experience: No matter whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch mice, it is a good cat.

There are also many people who propose marriage to their second daughter, Shanhua. Old man Zhang excluded the good-looking skin from consideration this time. Shanhua has learned from her sister and doesn't pay much attention to the appearance of her husband. Old man Zhang said to his daughter: "What's the use of being good-looking? If you don't eat him and chew him, he is a good man if he can make money and let you live a good life."

This poisonous chicken soup is so powerful that it goes deep into the heart. The blood of the second daughter.

After choosing and choosing, they set their target on a rich second generation. This guy drove an Audi when we first met him, and the outfit he wore cost a few thousand at least. I also bought a lot of gifts on the day of the meeting. Children from rich families are very generous.

It’s just that the boy looks a bit ugly, his height is not even average, and his appearance cleverly avoids the word handsome. Compared with the eldest son-in-law, he is in heaven and earth.

But as long as a man has money, he will be pleasing to the eye.

Although Old Man Zhang was very satisfied, he was afraid of being blamed again. This time he did not dare to make a decision on the spot. He asked his second daughter for his opinion: "Hua, what do you think? I think it's okay anyway. It is said that The husband has four or five apartments in his house, and his father is still the big boss. After entering the house, you don’t have to do anything, and you have money that you can’t spend all your money.”

Shanhua smiled shyly: “Dad. , Just say it’s okay.”

So the two started their love journey. To say that this money is really a good thing, rich people have good prospects for dating. The boy buys gifts for Shanhua every three days, and that’s not all. , I also bought it for my father-in-law and my mother-in-law. You said you coaxed the old man so much, how come you think the second son-in-law looks like Andy Lau.

Since meeting her partner, Shanhua's clothes have immediately improved to a higher level. Every item she picks up is from a brand name. All the old clothes were discarded and given to the eldest sister. You say you are envious of a golden branch, but you clamor all day long to get divorced and find a rich man.

In less than half a year, Shanhua will get married. On the wedding day, the wedding convoy lined up from the beginning of the village to the end of the village. The luxury of the wedding was unique among the surrounding villages.

Old man Zhang and his wife smiled so much that their wrinkles stretched out. I feel like I chose the right family for my daughter this time.

Half a year after getting married, Shanhua bought a car. Shanhua drove her car back to her parents' home, and everyone in the village was jealous. They all chased Shanhua and asked, "Hua, does your husband have a younger brother? If so, please introduce your sister to me!"

At this time, Shanhua smiled more like Hua.

She drove a car to her parents' house for three days and two, buying a lot of gifts for her parents.

What's going on now? Once the two sons-in-law get together, the eldest son-in-law will be much inferior in comparison. Old man Zhang looked at the two sons-in-law with different eyes, and their attitudes were even more different.

But a year later, Shanhua, who was pregnant, came back to her parents' home crying, her eyes swollen like rotten peaches.

When her parents asked her why, it turned out that Shanhua’s husband had cheated on her while she was pregnant and stayed out all day and night.

Shanhua was so angry that she went to argue with her parents-in-law, but her mother-in-law actually said lightly: "Why are you angry? There is no shortage of food and money for you. You don't need to fool around. The little boy now doesn't like to play." "

Shanhua did not seek justice from her parents-in-law. When her husband came back and quarreled with her husband, her husband also said disdainfully: "I can't breathe at home, what's wrong if I go out to get some fresh air? Are you making such a fuss out of a molehill?"

Are you still making a fuss out of a molehill? Just a jerk? Shanhua was so angry that she ran to her parents' house crying.

Old man Zhang advised his daughter to be patient and get over it.

"I can't bear it, I can't bear it. Do you know how arrogant my mother-in-law is when she talks to me? Do you know the arrogant attitude of Wang Jun (the name of Shanhua's partner) towards me? When she is angry, Just say, our family has spent so much money to marry you, why don't you stop having so many problems? Even his father smells like copper and behaves condescendingly all the time. It's so high-spirited. I've had enough." Seeing his daughter crying so hard, Old Man Zhang felt heartbroken.

Alas, these two sons-in-law chose a failed pair.

Again, it doesn’t matter whether it’s a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch mice, it’s a good cat. But what kind of cat is a good cat? Old man Zhang is confused.

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