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Why do so many people on the Internet bury and spoof Yi Lee?

Category: Sports/Sports >> Football/World Cup

Problem description:

I am a football fan, but I don't know much about China football. I only know that many people are burying him and making fun of him. Why do people do this? What the hell happened to him?

Analysis:

It is no exaggeration to say that Li Yi is the most popular person in China football on the Internet. On the Internet, the title of "Li Yi the Great" can be on an equal footing with "Sister Furong". It is conceivable that it can be compared with Sister Furong, and the title of "Li Yi the Great" is by no means a compliment.

There is a saying that nowadays people don't say "Have you eaten?" Instead, I asked, "Are you Li Yi today?" . There is also a widely circulated joke. A reporter interviewed Fan A: "How do you spend your days?" Answer: "Eat and sleep and scold Li Yi." Interview with fan B, the answer is also "eat and sleep and scold Li Yi". Finally, the reporter interviewed another person, and the answer was "eat and sleep". The reporter asked, "Why don't you scold Li Yi?" The man replied, "I'm Li Yi." Everyone called Yi Lee names. China's football level is low, and his grades are poor. Everyone is responsible. Why did you scold the single Li Yi so fiercely?

The reason why many media and fans blame and curse Yi Lee without mercy or even infinite exaggeration has nothing to do with Yi Lee's own football level. Many people in the national team and Li Yi's club team are not as good as Li Yi. As a striker, Li Yi, who is healthy and fast, achieved good results in the club team several years ago. In 2003, he also crossed the "Golden Boot" of the league with Ayou, but in the national team, Li Yi always couldn't find the state. Not only did he rarely score goals for the national team at critical moments, but even an ordinary striker could not fulfill his obligations.

The volcano-like "All People Scold Li Yi" activity began on May 25th this year. Shenzhen Jianlibao team won Shui Yuan's Samsung in AFC Champions League, and Li Yi performed well in the competition. His containment in front is very useful. After the game, Li Yi, who was full of blood, proudly said to the reporter who interviewed him, "Is my ball control protection like Henry?" This sentence flew all over the Great Wall, the Yangtze River and the Beijiang River overnight, and the listeners were all amazed and then cursed. Li Yi was intoxicated with the joy of victory before waking up, and all kinds of angry scolding voices came from all corners. Someone turned his head and published the biography of Li Jue the Great on the Internet, which was written in imitation of Historical Records. Others linked Li Yi with Sister Furong, a popular "internet star", and wrote a cross talk "When Li Yi the Great Met Sister Furong". Some people even wrote many songs, allegro, jokes, letters and even novels with Li Yi as the protagonist, which was extremely ironic and sarcastic.

People can't forget Yi Lee's "I protect the ball like Henry", just as they can't forget another sentence he said before, "It's dawn". In the entanglement between Shenzhen Jianlibao players and head coach Chi Shangbin in the first half of the year, Li Yi and Li Weifeng attracted much attention because they were suspected to be "ball tyrants". After the loser Chi Shangbin was expelled from the club, Li Yi became the focus again because of a misty "Dawn". In fact, Li Yi can be regarded as a "two-ball bully" in the Shenzhen team at most, but when he said "Dawn" to the TV camera, he suddenly became a "ball bully" on the cusp. From then on, Yi Lee was not only a person with poor skills, but also a person with moral problems.

After more and more abuse, being scolded by the public may be unbearable. Yi Lee once explained his original intention of "protecting the ball like Henry". He said: "fans may think I am too crazy to compare myself with Henry!" Actually, how can I put it? At that time, our team won a close game, and I was inevitably carried away. I didn't say it on impulse. Over the years, Henry's most impressive technical action is his protection of the ball, and I have been imitating him. If I say Henry is my idol, I'm afraid no one will laugh at me. Or to put it another way,' I should protect the ball like Henry', I believe everyone will think-this is the attitude that a China striker should have. " No matter how sincere the explanation is afterwards, it won't help. Few people are willing to listen to Yi Lee's explanation, and even if they do, few people take it to heart. What people are most interested in is ignition.

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Birthday:1June 20th, 979

Native place: Bengbu, Anhui

Height: 184cm Weight: 78kg

Currently working for the club: Shenzhen Jianlibao

Club number: No.9

Emperor's entertainment reasons

Three reasons for existence

Entertaining the public, the national football team is dull and the fans are depressed. In the case of "double difference" in record and popularity, who is the best candidate to win over fans, gather popularity and transfer contradictions? Yi Lee!

Fuzzy Tactics With Li Yi on the court, opponents will never know what kind of formation China has arranged. His strange tricks often make opponents suspect that he is the undercover of his own side: the action of shooting clearly has the effect of clearing the gap. People familiar with him lamented: Li Yi got the ball and scored without worry.

Li Yi, a fellow villager, is the first international player in Anhui, which is the honor of Anhui friends. But every time I talk about the national football with friends in Anhui, someone always whispers, "Dude, in front of everyone, you must never say that Li Yi is my hometown." (According to the network excerpt)

Wonderful entertainment quotations

-"It's dawn."

-"Chi Shangbin deserved it."

-"My ball looks like Henry."

-"Everyone should give me time. Henry is not playing well in the national team."

-"Henry is less threatening when no one passes the ball in the national team, unlike his teammates who trust me."

-"The fans scolded me because I was a threat. Who told me to play well? "

-"I haven't played any big cards."

-"This ball (Asian Cup final) will make me remember it all my life."

-"I have an old leg injury. What should I do? "

-"I want to be the best player on the court."

-"Carlos' 100-meter speed is10.8 seconds. Sometimes I can run to 1 1 second."

I like Barcelona, but I want to go to Laco and Valencia. Real Madrid? Their front line is very strong, but their defense is not good. " Emperor entertainment glory

-8 goals in the 2000 season, ranking seventh in the top scorer list;

-In the 20065438+0 season, he scored 1 1 ball, ranking fourth in the scorer list together with teammate Diego and Zhang Yuning and Li Jinyu of Liaoning team;

-In the 2002 season, he scored 10, ranking third in the scorer list together with Shide team Nicholas and Liaoning team Wang Xinxin;

-In 2003, he scored 14 goal, ranking first in the scorer list together with Martinez of Shenhua and Ayu of Jinde team;

-In 2004, he scored three goals, ranking first in the top scorer list of many players with 10. Last year, Ayou and Martinez scored 14 goals with him, respectively, and were 17 and 6;

-In 2005, in the AFC Champions League, Shenzhen Jianlibao beat Japan's Iwata Joy at home/kloc-0, and Li Yi scored the only goal.

Emperor Entertainment is very sad.

-On April 29th, 2004, the China team led by Adriano Hahn played a match with the Algerian national team in Algeria. China beat his opponent 0-0 with 65438+. Li Yi created a penalty opportunity for China in the game, but he personally took the penalty and flew. After the game, he was severely criticized by head coach Adriano Hahn for taking the penalty without authorization and missing the penalty.

-On July 3rd, 2004, in the warm-up match between China and Lebanon, China won 6-0, and Li Yi scored the last goal of China, which was also his first goal in the national team.

-On July 2, 20041,China beat Indonesia 5-0 in the Asian Cup. Yi Lee came off the bench and scored China's fifth goal, his second for the national team and the first for the national team in an official competition.

-In the 2005 season, the Chinese Super League had played 15 rounds, and Li Yi failed to score a goal.