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I never thought I was handsome, too
Sledgehammer: My name is Wang Dachui, and I'm a good man, just a spare tire.
Xiaomei: Sorry, you are a good person.
Hammer: Xiaomei is with this famous playboy love rat. Why didn't she promise me?
Angel: Because you were issued a 1000 friend card by the same woman, not many people hang themselves in the same tree like you 1000 times. Your behavior touched God, and he specially sent me to take you to heaven to be happy!
Angel: I am a beautiful and pure angel. I can meet all your requirements. You just give me the money!
Hammer: What does Xiaomei think? Everything is so beautiful, have a good appetite and sleep soundly. But why is she with love rat like this? I must let Xiaomei leave him.
Hammer: Holy shit, what kind of superpower is this? What kind of transformation is it just to add a beard?
Sledgehammer: It should be both high-end and funny!
Hammer: Little Sister, are you blind? How can such a person give you happiness!
Love rat: Dear, if I don't litter casually, sanitation workers will lose their jobs, a large number of people will lose their jobs, the national finance will be in crisis, the world economy will be in chaos, leading to a world war and the destruction of the earth.
Love rat: As long as everyone can leave a piece of paper, the world will become a beautiful place.
L 1: It suddenly occurred to me that I like being a woman, so I came by myself!
Love rat: It's not that I don't love you. I just don't think I am qualified to love you now. I am not mature enough. I need more emotional training. When I get better, I will come back for you!
Hammer: Little sister is not blind, she is blind!
L 1: I'm sorry I always hit you in the face!
Love rat: As long as I am with Xiaomei, I swear that I will never steal more money from private houses than I handed in.
Love rat: I promise, I won't cheat more than three times a year, and Xiaomei won't know every time I cheat!
Grandfather: In new york, Tokyo, Paris and other international metropolises, men always cheat. Your cheating is in line with international standards!
Xiaomei: I don't know what's good about him, but I just can't compare with anyone!
Xiaomei: I know, he may not be a single-minded person, but I like to listen to his sweet words to make me happy, not to mention that he is so handsome!
L 1: She sent you a 100 1 card. God has obsessive-compulsive disorder. It is said that the 1000 card is a 1000 card, and the other card is not a 1000 card!
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