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Here comes the funny joke: how to politely remind others that he has bad breath?
It's not that you're wrong, but that you're talking too loudly.
In this age of looking at faces, we are more and more aware of the importance of personal hygiene and more concerned about the eyes of others. However, some people are glamorous, but they are still rejected. Why?
Because: bad breath.
Bad breath is an unspeakable topic, which makes people feel embarrassed and anxious.
The prevalence rate of halitosis in China is as high as 26.4%, and about 1 person in every 4 people has halitosis.
If you go with four people, you will have bad breath.
Think about the love idol dramas I have seen before. It's always a kiss, even when I get up in the morning ... Now I feel like kissing without brushing my teeth, and oral bacteria that multiply overnight exchange with each other?
Tut tut ... what a beautiful painting.
Tell me a personal experience:
I still remember that the first time I attended that teacher's class was when I was studying because I had just changed classes. Before class, the hand cream, wet paper towels and chewing gum at the same table were all ready, and she kindly told me that the teacher had a little bad breath and should be mentally prepared.
I thought it was too exaggerated at one time. As a result, I almost threw up if I didn't use a wet tissue quickly in class! None of the first three rows survived.
Later, every time I sat in the front row, it was like a preparation mode. May I attend the class? Seriously, it's not important anymore.
There are many jokes, some funny and some bitter.
The mixture of bad breath and foot odor in university dormitory tastes sour, forcing me to learn to smoke.
In the elevator, an unknown eldest brother answered the phone, just like someone farted in the elevator.
My predecessor was also ... especially kissing ... and then the date was 1 month. I couldn't take it anymore, so I broke up.
This is the first date. We were sitting by the sea, and I was just at a disadvantage. Every breath she takes stinks ... and then, it's gone.
Although it's sad, it makes people think hahahahahaha.
There are more and more cases of bad breath. We are either "hurtful" or we can't find the north in one breath.
Wait for me to eat a garlic, and then hurt each other.
1: Why is there bad breath?
First, eating habits
It's winter. We are either eating or thinking about what we will eat in the future and how we can endure this cold winter without gaining a few pounds.
But after eating and drinking, there must be food residues in your mouth. These residues will decompose and produce volatile sulfides. These products are similar to the composition of fart ... Now you know why you can smoke people to death!
Especially for people who have a strong taste for food, such as garlic, green onions, leeks and onions. A durian in the left hand and a bowl of stinky tofu in the right hand. It is strange that the tone is not big!
Smoking, drinking, drinking coffee, etc. It can also cause bad breath. Tobacco itself will produce volatile sulfides, and at the same time it will feel thirsty. If the mouth is too dry, it will easily breed bacteria. Drinking alcohol is mainly the cause of dry mouth.
The reason for sleeping in the morning is also dry mouth. So those idol dramas that kiss without brushing your teeth, you think it's really delicious. )
Quit smoking, drink less, mainly light, supplemented by spicy, actively brush your teeth after meals, brush your teeth in the morning and evening, and remember to brush your tongue!
Second, oral diseases.
Oral hygiene is very important. People suffering from dental caries, gingivitis, periodontitis, oral mucositis, tooth decay, periodontal disease and other oral diseases fall into invisible corners, and all the "cornucopia" are filled with food scraps, which then rot and produce bad breath.
Personal experience tells you that if you have cavities, fill them quickly, or the holes will get bigger and bigger. Oral diseases must be actively treated.
Third, personal hygiene.
How lazy are some people to brush their teeth? I only brush my teeth when I get up in the morning, not to mention after meals and before going to bed. It's so cold in winter that even the morning time is saved! Just want to sleep for a few more minutes.
Others pretend to brush their teeth and get things done. The whole process from brushing your teeth to gargling doesn't even take a minute! It can be said that the strength is perfunctory.
But if this way of brushing teeth is effective, what do we need an electric toothbrush, dental floss, mouthwash and tooth washer for?
Brushing your teeth can be perfunctory, but bad breath cannot be perfunctory.
Do you really have to wait until you have experienced the embarrassment of being reminded of being disgusted before you can make up your mind to correct your brushing habits?
To avoid this dilemma, it is simple: remember to brush your teeth in the morning and evening for at least 3 minutes at a time. After brushing your teeth and coating your tongue, brushing your teeth after meals is also necessary.
Fourth, other reasons.
There are also some reasons for bad breath, but it has nothing to do with the mouth.
For example, respiratory diseases (infection and necrosis of nasal cavity, maxillary sinus, pharynx and lung), digestive system diseases (gastritis, gastric ulcer, duodenal ulcer, gastrointestinal metabolic disorder, constipation, etc. ), substantial organ damage (liver failure, renal failure), diabetic ketosis, uremia, leukemia, vitamin deficiency, etc. Can cause bad breath.
2. How to call the police tactfully?
People with bad breath often don't feel that they have bad breath, just as we stay in the same room for a long time and will be "assimilated". No matter how boring we are, we have to go out for a breath of fresh air and then come back to be conscious.
People with bad breath can't feel it, and it is very difficult for people without bad breath. They not only need to endure such pain, but also consider: how to remind them tactfully?
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