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Deyun Society's Philosophy of Classic Quotations

1. Children walking in the street can see their mother's ability by dressing up, and their father's upbringing by talking and doing things.

Too often, we are angry not because of failure, but because we have not found a good reason for failure.

Everyone in this world will eat shit, but don't chew it. It's not shameful to fight with the dog and let the dog pass first.

4. If the mountain blocks the stone, the river will definitely flow eastward; Snow insults frost, and plum blossoms still bloom in the sun.

Before the age of 5.30, a person is not crazy and has no ambition; I'm still crazy after I'm 30, and I'm definitely not going anywhere.

6. Only talk about the romance of Gan Kun, not about the right and wrong in the world.

7. Why are you worried about Naihe Bridge? Why do you cry and wash the spring and autumn under Naihe Bridge?

8. Elegance is not fake. Grandson is fake.

9. I can smell the dregs when some people wear high-grade perfume.

10. Sit still and think about the flowers, and save my body in three provinces. When there is a bright moon, don't laugh at the fishing boat.

1 1. No sooner had I taken off my cotton trousers than Miss Chun came.

12. The sea is shallow and the villain is deep. Never gain fame and fortune, but gain right and wrong easily.

13. In The Journey to the West, the Tang Priest took a servant named Friar Sand, two pets, a monkey and a pig to travel.

14. Eyes and ears are wide, the world is narrow, and the sun and the moon are long. Chicken crows for five nights, arousing the bright moon in front of the window. Wake up and see through the years in your dreams.

15. There are talents behind talents, and there are people behind talents.

16. If you survive, there will be a next time.

17. Along the way, all kinds of bumps, bumps and obstacles, and finally I saw flowers and colorful stories. That night, I dreamed of millions of soldiers.

18. If you want to be famous, publish a book first; If you want to publish a book, you have an accident first.