A particularly interesting joke.

Especially funny jokes, if you make your girlfriend angry, admit your mistake first, have a better tone, and men should be measured. No matter who is right or wrong, after the quarrel, even if you are not at all wrong, you should be coaxed. Here are some funny jokes.

Very funny joke 1 1, if you are not sure, you will get fat if you play too much.

If you use honey trap, I will cooperate with you.

After all, it is not easy for us to get along in today's society.

4, youth will soon pass, without music, movies, lovers are not preservatives.

5, don't eat in the bowl, just take the pot to eat more worry.

6, want to be spoiled, want to be happy, want you, forget it, want money

7. A trip that you just leave, and a day of eating dirt is waiting for you when you come back.

8. Take other people's road, let others have nowhere to go, take their own road, and let others follow me.

9. Struggle for one year, spring, summer, autumn and winter, and struggle for a lifetime without regrets.

10, even if my love is cheap, it's not a discount for you.

1 1. Ability is not worthy of ambition, which is the root of all troubles. The world is fair. If you want it, you must learn to pay and learn to persist. Everyone decides what life is like through their own efforts.

12, good looks are called foodies, and bad looks are called fools!

13, bowing your head is not giving up, giving up is a coward.

14. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

15, sleepy all the year round, only lying in bed is the most awake.

16, I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

17, don't abandon those who accompany you, and don't accompany those who don't like you.

18, sister's smile, you can't find it or buy it.

19, although you are ugly, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of this world.

20, getting up late destroys the morning, getting up early is a stupid day, so it is still not wonderful!

2 1. All efforts to reject social rules are in vain.

22. Women are like clothes. My brother wears a brand that ordinary men can never afford.

23. When you look up at others on the ground, you can't blame them for standing up straight and looking down at you.

You know I can be happy for your words, but you are too stingy.

25, my life is not determined by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

26. I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

27. If you like a boy, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and pay more when he gets married.

28. The body is always moving and the heart is always quiet.

29. Your sunshine will make the world wonderful because of you!

30. There is no easy gain, only constant effort.

3 1, you can steal my words or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

32. Nowadays, advertisements are really girly. My mother can become my sister if she drinks Yili.

Especially funny joke 2 1, the light in the evening is golden and far away, and the freshness in April is so warm. You're many years late, but I'm glad you came.

My biggest wish is that you can be happy, and my biggest goal is that I can be the one who gives you happiness.

The happiest moment of a person is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.

Sir, I hit your south wall. It hurts to sit on the ground and cry. I don't want to go any further, really.

I want to dress up as a courier girl, so that I can go downstairs and say, hello, sir, please go downstairs and wait for your baby to get married.

I am not a gentle person at all, but I have been doing all the gentle things for you. I am not a patient person, but I always lose patience with you.

7. I used to fall in love with you casually, but now I am mature. After careful consideration, I think I love you.

8. I hope I can grow old with you unexpectedly. Even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want you as the ending.

9. Long life is like the most comfortable. You don't have to be good. I like it. I'm not okay. You're not disgusted.

10, you don't need to be rich, but you'd better have lofty goals and ideals, and you may become rich in the future.

1 1, how many times have I told you, be careful at night, don't go out, you just won't listen, it's not, I dreamed again last night, which makes me unwilling to wake up!

12. Remind yourself 10,000 times a day that I like you almost, but I can't like you too much. If I like you too much, I will screw it up.

13, time can't wash away the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever.

14, I am stubborn by nature and have a clear distinction between good and evil, so I like you, not on impulse or because I have different opinions.

15, I like you, just like Nanxiang's old cat, bohemian; I like you, just like the ancient bridge in the north of the city, which is extremely old.

16. It's not easy to meet you. It would be a pity to miss it. I don't want the rest of my life to be memories. I hope it will be you every day for the rest of my life.

17, love is a hundred years of loneliness, until you meet the person who is determined to protect you. At that moment, all the bitter loneliness had a way home.

18, I just want to be your little sun. When you are sure that you love me, I don't want three lives, just this life!

I have seen the spring breeze ten miles, I have seen the summer solstice never come, I have tried Qiu Guang, and I love the warm sun in winter. They can't stand you. I want to see you.

20. You smell the best, and you look the best when you smile. When you are with me, I have never envied anyone, and I really want to accompany you through this life.

2 1, your name is angular, it's just embedded in my heart, it fits there completely, and I can't pull it out now.

22. If that person has ever appeared in the world, others will make do, and I don't want to make do.

23. If there is a distance of 1000 steps between us, as long as you finish 1 step, I will walk to your side for the remaining 999 steps.

24. If you are willing to be my little train and never cheat, then I will be your little mermaid and never cheat.

25. If I have super powers, I will help you light up the dark corner inside, beat the monster away, and then quietly put some candy in it.

26. When I post your letter, I always send it to the post office. I don't like to put it in the green mailbox on the street. I always suspect that it will be slower there.

27. You are a creature lurking in the middle of the night. When I am awake, I disturb my mind and pursue you.

28, the vast sea of people, navigate with your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

29. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring.

I want to be a part of you. I was going to do this, but I unconsciously became all of you.

3 1. Since you became my sweetheart, you can't bear to look good, only you like it year after year.

32. Growing up is really painful. You can let two familiar people, one in the south and the other in the north, take different roads.

No matter what secrets you have in your heart, I just want to tell you that you keep them and I will protect you.

34. I don't have any lofty ambitions. I just want to get caught in a rain, eat a bowl of rice, sleep in a bed and go home with you.

35. I write a letter at dusk, with the afterglow of the sunset and the romance of the galaxy, and send it to you, to tenderness itself.

36. You are the joy of falling in love at first sight and never get tired of it for a long time. You're obsessed with it. It is a poetic waterfall, and it is April on earth.

37. I used to be a python, even a dead man, but since I met you, I have been longing for a long life.

38. I hope that from youth to maturity, from shoulder-length short hair to long hair fluttering, the people who accompany me are all you. Sleep and wake up to find that it's you by the pillow. As long as it is you, nothing else matters.

I am the last passer-by, the last spring, the last snow, and the last battle for survival.

2. I have appreciated Wu Daozi's poverty-stricken beauty, and Wang Yi's pen and ink are not as good as yours.

3. Looking back when you leave, this situation has nothing to do with romance. Let time be like water, and let the world of mortals rise.

4. I missed my childhood friends, avoided "Seeds of Love" and spent the rest of my life with you.

5. I wrote a love poem and tore it up after reading it. I don't think you're crazy. Who wrote such disgusting things?

6. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I watch you, the more I want to sleep.

7. You are my confusion, and I am your indifference, just like restless weather and endless cicadas.

Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

9. Do you know what you look like now? Like what? Like the earth! Why? Because you are attractive to me!

10, I love three things in the world, the sun, the moon and you, the sun is morning, the moon is night, and you are forever!

1 1, the birth of our generation in the world is a reminder of the years when it entered the rivers and lakes; Talking and laughing, you can't live a drunken life.

12, I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you.

13, there are not too many criteria for choosing a lover, as long as there are three points: I don't lie to you, I don't hurt you, and I am willing to accompany you.

14, lonely buttonwood, bit by bit until dawn. Love is endless, silk is entangled, and the heart has a Qian Qian knot, all of which belong to the monarch.

15, you look at me for a while and the clouds for a while; I think when you look at me, it's far away, and when you look at the clouds, it's close.

16, since love, why not say it? Some things have been lost, and now I can't come back!

Please be loyal to me. Since you choose to stay with me, I won't care about your past, but I will care about your future.

18, A's arsenic, B's honey I know that loving someone too much will be humble, but for you, I will not hesitate!

19. In the next life, I don't care who you live with, but in this life, if you live with me, you will be happy, I promise.

20. There are three thousand floating worlds, and I love three, namely, the day, the month and the clear, the day is morning, the month is late, and the clear is morning and evening.

2 1, people cry, not because of cowardice, but because they have been strong for too long. I was heartbroken and out of control.

22. The world is crazy, inhuman and corrupt, but you are always sober, gentle and spotless.

23. Every story will end, but in life, the end of every story is also a new beginning.

Your smile, like a flowing spring, washes my heart and touches my love.

25. I want to spoil you, hold you tight, and prove to you that I like you better no matter how harsh the world is.

26. When you feel lost, it is not that you are lost, but the only way before you find the right way.

27. What is love? Not touching romance, not passionate kissing, but hand in hand on the road of life.

28. In this life, if you are destined to be my miss, if there is an afterlife, I will still be sincere to you.

29. When you came to see me, I felt as if I hadn't seen Sanqiu for a day; You smiled at me. I don't think Sanqiu has seen it all day.

30. Every time I see you, I want to stick with you, just as koalas can't live without trees, so can I.

3 1, secretly like a person's feeling, probably when she looks back at you, you will have the best gentleness.

There is no reason to love you. I love you without reservation. I love you forever, and I want nothing more.

I thought of you when the sun shone on the sea. I thought of you when the dim moonlight appeared.

34. I've thought about how we were together a thousand times and ten thousand times, and I feel that I will never be with you in my life.

35. I like you, not on a whim, let alone just saying it. Time will be the most beautiful proof that I love you.

36. I want to hold your hand and touch your forehead no matter day or night, morning or dusk.

37. You don't know how strong the wine is until you drink it, and you don't know how heavy it is until you love it. You can't be my poem any more than I can be your dream.

38. If one day I say I miss you, it's not that I miss you this day, but that I can't hold back this day.

39. I want to be with you, give you the best love, don't go to bed early and don't drink much hot water.

40. Last time I gave you a star, this time I gave you a small universe. I love you, dearest baby.

4 1, the moonlight is really beautiful tonight, you can see it clearly in your eyes, and your path towards me is very gentle.

42. I like you very much, not the kind I talk about every day, but the kind I dare not think about in my heart.

43. If the world and you fall into the river, I will save you first and then forget the breath of the world.

44. I no longer covet freedom. I want to go to your cage. I miss you smiling at me with a ring and saying, please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

45. I finally stopped looking forward to those flashy love dreams, and I finally stopped longing for the mellow wine of love.