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I came out of the bathroom today and met a girl I like. She saw me, too. I walked behind her. After a while, she looked back at me and threw it away.
The first day of college, sooner or later, is the 1000 th anniversary of secretly loving Europe! Good morning, you must confess to him on this day, so that it will be memorable! I declare that sooner or later, the infatuation with Europe will come to an end, and the fierce offensive against Europe will begin! (sooner or later)
Why him? What should we do now? He just turned me down this morning! But now, ......
Sooner or later, did he just scold you? Why does his heart beat when he approaches me?
If I were the king! People like you have long been dragged out and beheaded. I just ran to the dormitory and hid in the bathroom yesterday. How optimistic you are to confess to me here today!
O Chen Hao, I like you! My brain and heart, every organ in my body is saying I like you.
I like you, and I haven't changed since high school, but I dare to tell you how I like you, because you have always been alone and there have been no other girls around, and you have completely given up on me.
I'm just a foil. Your piano is the leading role. No matter how perfect the protagonist is, the supporting role can be more like a duck to water.
As long as there is an audience under the stage, I will continue to play.
Do you know another name of Arabian Nights? It's called Arabian Nights. If your Chinese is poor, I can explain it to you. Can't describe the absurd and impossible. For example, I can't like you. You got it?
Lovelorn, it's not the end of the world. The sun will still rise tomorrow, and the world will not stop because of anyone. Therefore, we should not stay in one place for too long. In fact, love is time-sensitive, and it is impossible to know her too early or too late. If I had known her in another time and space, the ending might have been different.
I really want to hold your hand and not talk. You stared at me with one eyelid, like a deep well, and instantly drowned me.
Because I accidentally broke into your private territory; Because I got you into trouble and was pointed at by everyone.
So I don't deserve privacy and secrets! Can you use such a move to destroy others' carefully protected secrets? Is this your double standard in Europe and Chen Hao?
Even though we are separated by the whole world, as long as we get closer every day, I think one day I will definitely, definitely hold your hand. Now I find that all this is an illusion. No matter how hard I try, I can't come to your side because you are still standing in the same place.
The rain may not stop for a while. Would you like to open an umbrella with me? All right! I got it.
It is you! What a coincidence. Meeting you here again. You like this author's book, too? Hmm. Especially the secret room murder in his last book. What wonderful words! I like that case, too. When I saw the ending, I suddenly realized that the murderer was the most humble person. Oh, great! The film based on this book will be released soon. I don't know if you have ... yeah! What do you have? I mean, I'm free.
Hey! Good morning, my mouth is watering! Oh, sooner or later, are you really listening to me? Can you also give up this lifelong event? I have ... I have ... I have. Mijia, you really speak very well! Awesome!
Dad! Dad, here we come! Mijia, Lubao, go up by yourselves! I'm dying! Say it early, put it away and go to school tomorrow! I see. Let's go! Breathe in, breathe in, it's moving! Suck it again! Let's go! Suck, suck!
You are you, I am me, youmeyoume is you, me, you and me, and the elegant translation is ... so are you ~
do you know that or not? This diary is very important to me! In your mind, it is a joke full of typos, but in my heart, it is everything to me in the past three years! I never want to turn my fantasy into reality, I just want to protect my bubble.
Broken and yourself! Why are you so disabled ... why are you so disabled?
For Europe, I'm throwing caution to the wind! Spider-Man, Batman and Woman Warrior, please protect me! I really realized my dream and was admitted to a university in Europe. God gave me a chance, and I must show courage!
Sooner or later, are you confident? Yes Speak louder! Yes Very good! Watch me chase that guy, and I'll let you win by three steps! What are the three tricks? First of all, the first step is a perfect encounter. Just like in many movies, the hero and heroine spark love when they meet for the first time.
No eggs? You don't eat eggs? How can anyone not eat eggs? I tell you, eggs are the most nutritious, and they don't need much, just one a day!
I was sad when I dived yesterday, but I kept thinking about Ou. He was watching me from below. At that moment, my heart was full of courage. I'll take him with me! At that moment, I really felt so happy! I have a passion for everything for three minutes, and the only thing that sticks to it is to like Ou Chen Hao! I hope that1000th anniversary confession will lead to such happiness forever!
Dad wants to! A brain like you! Can't even go to high school. Unexpectedly, you were admitted to a key university! Good morning, you are the pride of our swimming pool family!
Sooner or later, you must cheer up! You are sure to succeed! Because no one likes him more than you. Come on!
Well, the morning rush hour on the train finally reached the last stop. That means your love! Ah! So soon!
Do we have to wait until the next life? Good morning, you have been preparing for it for three years. Didn't you study day and night for the college entrance examination just to get into the same university as Ou? Yeah! Although it is only the last line into the museum line, it is a miracle to appear on you!
O 'Chen Hao, I have something to ask you. Is it funny to laugh at me? How can you be happy to laugh at me? You can laugh at me alone. Why do people laugh at me? Why did you show my diary to others? Why do you think my thoughts are worthless?
Suck again! It's moving! Breathe in, breathe in! I am smoking! Miss, let me tell you! This one can't be worn at all! My mom said that! You must have meat to look good in cheongsam. How can you stand up without meat? Please. Well, you smoked again and again! Okay, okay, okay. I don't think it's just hang on, hang on, it's going to explode! Inhale! Breathe in, breathe in! We are making progress. It sucks! Suck it again.
But! No buts! Good morning, if you don't say it, others will say it first! Can you still get there in time? ... I ... so early, the first thing you did when you went to college was to tell Ou. Oh, Lubao's school and I are just across the street. If you need anything, please call us immediately. We'll be there soon!
On the 998th day when I like Europe, it is almost the anniversary of1000th day when I secretly love Europe. How time flies. Yesterday I went diving and made a wish. Thank God, a clumsy person like me can be admitted to Saint-Nan University. I can be classmates with ou again. Could it be Cupid's will?
I'm so scared! When I first went downstairs to drink water, I suddenly saw a shadow passing through your house behind the yard. I don't know if it's a person or a ghost.
I have already seen it. The first article ... has fifteen typos. I don't know what you are talking about in the whole article. Ugly words, many sick sentences. I don't know! I thought it was written by primary school students. oh Don't! Even primary school students write better than you!
Three years, I didn't expect the unrequited love to end like this ... sooner or later, accept the reality!
He is my sense of direction (sooner or later).
I remember that the light was so strong that I didn't see what he looked like, but I still remember his voice clearly. At that time, Ou didn't look back all the way, but following him made me feel safe and I could find the right direction.
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