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One minute speech English story (shorter)
The Boys And The Frogs One spring day some naughty boys were playing near a pond. They began to throw stones into the water. In the pond lived many frogs were much afraid of the boys, for the stones hurt some of the frogs. At last an old frog lifted his head out of the water and said, ¨Boys, please donˇt throw stones at us.〃 The boys said, ¨We are only playing.〃¨I know that, but please stop throwing stones, my boys. What is play to you is death to us," said the old frog. So the boys stopped throwing stones and went away. One day in the spring, some naughty boys were playing by a pond. . They started throwing stones into the water. Many of the frogs that lived in the pond were very afraid of the boys because the stones had injured some of them. Finally an old frog put his head out of the water and said, "Children, please don't throw stones at us." The boy said, "We were just playing." "I know, but please don't throw stones, children." . What is play to you is death to us," said the old frog. So the boys stopped throwing stones and left. One day, a little monkey is playing by the well. One day, a little monkey is playing by the well. He looks in the well and shouts: "Oh! My god! The moon has fallen into the well!" An Older monkeys runs over, takes a look, and says, "Goodness me! The moon is really in the water!" And olderly monkey comes over. The old monkey also comes over.
He is very surprised as well and cries out: "The moon is in the well." A group of monkeys run over to the well. The monkeys came to the well. They looked at the moon in the well and shouted: "The moon did fall into the well! Come on! Let'get it out!" "The moon did fall into the well! Come on! Let's get it out!" It fell into the well! Come on! Let's pick it up!" Then, the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down, with his feet on the branch. And he pulls the next monkey's feet with his hands. All the other monkeys follow his suit, And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well. Hold one until it reaches the well. Just before they reach the moon, the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky, He yells excitedly "Don't be so foolish ! The moon is still in the sky!" It shouted excitedly: "Don't be stupid! The moon is still hanging in the sky!" Humorous joke A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. A country man visited a big city for the first time. He entered a building and saw a short, fat, elderly woman entering a small room. The door to the room then closed and several lights flickered. After a while, the door opened, and a young and beautiful female model walked out of the elevator.
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawn, "I should have brought my wife!" The countryman blinked in amazement and said slowly: "I should have brought my wife!" A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. A trip to a big city. He entered a building and saw a short, fat, elderly woman entering a small room. The door to the room then closed and several lights flickered. After a while, the door opened, and a young and beautiful female model walked out of the elevator. Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawn, "I should have brought my wife!" The countryman blinked in amazement and said slowly: "I should have brought my wife!"
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