Share some jokes in the legal field.

Share several jokes in the field of law;

Lawyer: Your youngest son is twenty this year. How old is he this year? Witness: He is twenty years old and his IQ is similar to yours.

Lawyer: Were you there when you took this photo? Witness: Are you fucking kidding?

Lawyer: So you were pregnant with this baby on August 8th? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: Then what are you doing? Witness: Go to bed. ...

Lawyer: She has three children, doesn't she? Witness: That's right. Lawyer: How many boys? Witness: No. Lawyer: How many girls are there? Witness (the client himself): Your Honor, I think I need a new lawyer. Can I hire a new lawyer?

Lawyer: What was the reason why your first marriage ended? Witness: Widowed. Lawyer: That's because which spouse died, which led to the end of the marriage? Witness: Guess.

Lawyer: Can you describe the man? Witness: He is of medium height and has a beard. Lawyer: Is that man a man or a woman? Witness: I guess he is a man, unless there is a circus.