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Our family's weekend composition
Chapter 1: Our Family On Sundays, our family is busy and full, full and happy.
Every Sunday, my mother will have an essential homework-sweeping the floor. Mother stood up for a while and squatted down for a while, as skilled as Guan Yu's crescent knife. Sweat flowed out and she completely ignored it. Long hair slipped from behind her. She took out a hand and brushed it behind her ear quickly, and it stopped, but the broom in her hand never stopped. The smile on her face is always so sweet.
"Come on, buckle, good shot." This voice comes from my father. My father is a huge fan. He likes countless stars, such as James, Griffin, three-point expert Curry ... as long as there is a ball game every day, I almost watch it. I always give him the TV because I can't get it!
I will do my Sunday homework separately. Every time I write, it is like a war. Stationery and books are my subordinates, and homework has become my enemy. Every time I beat off a large number of people, I will reward myself for playing games, listening to children's songs and relaxing.
This is our Sunday, this is our happy Sunday!
Chapter 2: There is an unwritten rule in our family on Sundays-we should play Go with our family every Sunday. Look! Unconsciously, Sunday came again, and our family started a wonderful game again.
My cousin came to play with me that day. It was a coincidence that she became my opponent without accident. Then mom became a "referee" and dad became an "audience". I felt very proud when I saw that my opponent was not my mother. At this time, the "referee" gave a dry cough, cleared the noise and said, "OK, now the game officially begins." As soon as the referee finished, we couldn't wait to play chess. I put a chess piece in the middle first, and when my cousin came to the trap, as I expected, my cousin really put a chess piece next to me. Of course, the chess piece was surrounded by me and out of bounds. I looked at my cousin's sad face, not to mention how proud she was! But the good times didn't last long. Because of a small loophole, my cousin "team" surrounded my "team". It's like I fell into an abyss. This was seen by the "audience" and said, "Ah! Lingling will also be a "loser", ha! Ha! " Hearing this, I feel even worse. But then I thought: no, I can't be discouraged. I have to see if there is anything that can turn me from defeat to victory. So, I opened my eyes and "swept" everywhere. Ha, I finally saw a loophole that can reverse Gan Kun. After a while, the referee announced: "Lingling won!" " "I heard that, I jumped for joy.
This is my Sunday.
Chapter 3: One Sunday morning, in my home, I got up with my parents. Today is Sunday again. Our family is always so happy and warm on Sundays.
Mother jingled the food in the kitchen. My father and I wolfed down the meal and then walked happily to my grandmother's house.
When I arrived at my grandmother's house, I was so happy to see her cut jiaozi. I can eat jiaozi today. I love jiaozi. Soon, grandma cut the dumpling stuffing. I quickly made the noodles into strips, picked up a knife to cut the thread vertically like a snake, and then picked up a rolling pin to roll up the dumpling skin. There are grandpa, sister-in-law, father and mother sitting at the big table ... I rolled them up quickly, and grandma said, "They don't roll as fast as you." I am very proud. I worked harder and finished the scroll soon. Then I went to the big table to help them pack jiaozi. I have skin in my left hand and meat in my right. A few seconds later, a beautiful jiaozi was born, followed by a jiaozi. ...
At noon, grandma cooked the fruits of our labor all morning. She was so happy.
After lunch, my father said, "Let's go to Jiyuan this afternoon!" Mother said, "Good!" I jumped three feet in joy and shouted, "Oh! Went to Jiyuan! Go to Jiyuan! " As soon as we arrived in Jiyuan, we accompanied our grandmother from one supermarket to another, and I kept telling jokes to my father all the way. I am really happy today! It was evening in a blink of an eye, and we reluctantly left Jiyuan.
This is a happy and warm Sunday in my home.
Chapter 4: It's sunny in my home on Sunday, which is a good weather. Early in the morning, the "little troublemaker"-Shuo Shuo (my uncle's child) clamored on the phone to come to our house to play.
Ding-dong, Ding-dong, I knew the little troublemaker was coming as soon as I heard the sound. As soon as I opened the door, the little troublemaker rushed in with a sharp spin, and with a bang, he had a "close contact" with the wall like Spider-Man, which made everyone laugh, but I thought, alas! Brother, if you don't barge in rashly one day, you can erase the name of your "little troublemaker". As soon as he entered the room, he went straight to the electronic piano, turned on the switch, and played like a piano, but his voice was … hard to hear like a crow. I can't stand it anymore, covering my ears and saying, "Mine? Oh, my god Stop it, or I will hit you! " But my brother played even crazier and refused to eat, so menstruation gently said to him, "Good boy, let's stop playing and eat bread!" "Shuo Shuo really can't resist the temptation of food and left the electronic organ. As soon as the bread entered his stomach, he came to the coffee table again, threw the candy box and peanuts on the ground, clapped his hands happily, and then ran away. My aunt, mother and father all came to clean up the mess. As for me, naturally, I went after him. Suddenly, the two of us staged a police action to catch thieves. I saw him hiding in the shelter, and I followed him closely. Finally, he accidentally ran into a dead end. I rolled up my sleeves and ran to my brother, grabbed his skirt and took him back to court (my house) for trial.
Chapter 5: My Family I have a happy family on Sunday, and this happy family also has a happy Sunday.
One Sunday, my father, mother and brother went to the Great Unity Square to fly kites. When I arrived at the "Great Unity" Square, I saw colorful kites, which dazzled me. There are "little bees" flying around in the sky. How happy I am to see the big red goldfish swimming around in the sky. Look at that long "giant snake", competing with the kite in the sky, but the kite is not to be outdone and begins to race with the "giant snake" in the sky. There is a "big dragonfly" that flies the highest. I also put away my favorite "eagle". I ran and ran in the square, "fly, fly!" " "I shouted happily. But in a short time, my kite fell, and my spirit immediately lost a lot. My brother helped me pick up the kite and let me pay off the line. I said, "Forget it! "Brother let go, I am happy again. I ran while paying off the line. The kite flew higher and higher ... soon it caught up with the "big dragonfly", and slowly, it caught up with the "giant snake". I, eagle, fly highest!
The child flying the "giant snake" saw that my "eagle" caught up with the "giant snake" and ran angrily, faster than before. Of course, kites are also very high. The child smiled. I was so angry that I gave the thread to my brother and sulked myself. Brother, running and running, he surpassed the "giant snake" again. I looked up and saw the eagle flying high again! I'm so happy!
Childish to pull the line hard, the "giant snake" fell, and the child went home!
We are going home, too. I reluctantly put away my beloved "eagle" and went home.
This Sunday is my happiest Sunday!
Chapter 6: There are many Sundays in my mind. They are like countless stars in the sky. An unforgettable event for a long time, not to mention the joy of remembering it.
There are three people in my family, a handsome father, a beautiful mother and a naughty me. I don't have to study on Sunday. I stayed at home with nothing to do, just looking around. I saw dirty and smelly clothes piled up into mountains, dark floors and dusty tables. I felt like living in a garbage dump, so I took the initiative to say to my parents, "Let's have a clean-up today." Mom and dad said in unison, "Good!" I saw my father roll up his long sleeves, bring a mop and drag it back and forth on the dark floor. Dad was so tired that he was sweating, but in the end, the dark floor was spotless.
Mother put dirty and smelly clothes in the washing machine and then put a lot of laundry detergent. Mother turned on the washing machine. I saw the clothes rolling in the water, and the laundry detergent immediately turned into a bunch of bubbles, big and small. These bubbles are illuminated by sunlight and emit colorful light, which is very beautiful.
I brought a rag and wiped the table hard. The white rag immediately put on the black clothes. I washed the dishcloth with cold water and then wiped it ... so the cleaning work was over. We looked at the clean house and the whole family was very happy.
This is my Sunday.
Chapter 7: Our Family Weekend This morning, I got up early. Then, I sneaked into my parents' bedroom to see if they got up, but my parents were still sleeping. Suddenly, I had a brainwave and thought of a good idea. I quietly ran to my parents' ears and shouted. My parents woke up and asked what was going on. I smiled and said, "Hee hee, get up and get dressed! I'll wait outside. I have something to tell you later! "
A few minutes later, my parents came out of the bedroom in high spirits and asked me what was wrong. I kept shaking my father's hand and said, "Take me to the amusement park!" " ! "Dad looked at me and said with a smile," Well, I haven't gone out with you for a long time anyway! ""My mother was unhappy and said, "I haven't washed clothes and cleaned up. Going out to play is a waste of money and time." Forget it! "
Seeing my disappointed expression, my father quickly said, "Oh, I will help you wash your clothes tomorrow." I also quickly said: "Health, I will help you when we come back!" " ! ! Go ahead, go ahead, mom. "Unable to resist my request, my mother finally agreed!
However, my father suddenly said seriously, "You can play, but you can only row." That tone is that the head of the family is giving orders. "No, I'm going to the amusement park to play bumper cars." I will not be surpassed.
Seeing my father and I quarreling, my mother smiled and said, "Forget it, let's stay at home!" " "My father and I immediately said," No, I have to go! " "In order not to let my mother go back on our word, my father and I decided to go to the destination before deciding what to play.
As a result, we not only rowed, but also played bumper cars. Of course, I also fulfilled my promise and helped my mother clean up. On this day, I had a good time.
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