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Talking about the dangers of drunk driving
Talking about the dangers of drunk driving
First, you don't care. So I also let myself not care about me and even fantasize that you will be afraid of the danger of my drunk driving? Will you feel sorry for the tears I left you?
Second, drunk driving is not only dangerous to oneself, but also a threat to society and family. Drunk driving accidents have brought thousands of injuries to families. When I was young, I always joked about who would drive if I didn't drink. I'm still alive because of a drunk driving accident. Up to now, as long as there is a wine bureau, I will resolutely not drive, drink in a down-to-earth manner, and go home safely. I hope my brother-in-law in my hometown will have a good trip. You are the simplest and most practical person I have ever met. I still remember that during the Spring Festival this year, we shook the plug and drank, listening to your hometown dialect that I didn't quite understand, and the deceased rested in peace.
Third, it is said that drunk driving is dangerous and easy to destroy a family. My friend was arrested for drunk driving, lost his job, his family was unhappy, and his friend had suicidal tendencies. Is drunk driving really unforgivable?
4. A drunk driver was stopped by the traffic police. As soon as he got off the bus, this guy grabbed a bottle of Wuliangye and tilted his neck and drank half a bottle. Then while drinking, I said, I'm not drunk, I'm drunk. Now that you drink it, you can't drive, or you will be detained for six months. I will park my car here. You can write a ticket and drag it away. I took a taxi and left. I'll pick it up tomorrow. The traffic police are at a loss.
5. I want to know if that scum driver named Zhu Xiaohui is dead. ! Very bitter. Animals that endanger public safety in a dangerous way, such as drunk driving, should be put to death and will never be tolerated! Living in this world will still hurt people.
Six, there are too many such people, the green light does not go, and everyone who drives at high speed on the road is playing mobile phones. This should be judged, as dangerous as drunk driving.
7. When I met a drunk driver in the middle of the night, I just wanted to say to the police uncle: My life is very drunk, can't you notice?
Eight, it's no use letting you suffer and teaching you a lesson. Just don't listen. What about drunk driving? And how dangerous it is, alas, I still owe someone a favor. It's already the animal year, why not?
9. Today, I organized a drunk driving investigation, and investigated four illegal drunk driving behaviors, including a female driver.
Ten, Fuyang: check the drunk driving at night, the traffic police are sweating! No rain ...
Eleven, beautiful China, national rejuvenation. The people are happy and the country is strong. A few nationals have poor quality. Drunk driving and dangerous driving, dangerous travel. The description of scenic spots is uncivilized. Break the law and let a policeman attack a policeman. Arrogant as a law, the high-speed rail stopped. Do whatever you want, run amok. Strengthen education and improve according to law. A friend drank some wine and drove home without advice. He saw a traffic policeman who was checking drunk driving on the national highway, so he quickly stopped the car and let the co-pilot fall asleep. The traffic police will come soon. After calling him, he asked how to park his car in the middle of the road. My friend was frightened and said, where is my driver? How did he park his car here? When I came back, I sent him home.
12. She is Feng Gong's wife. Ai Hui keeps a low profile and rarely appears in public. It is reported that Feng Gong and Ai Hui knew each other when they were studying in middle school. Married to Feng Gong for nearly 30 years, she has been quietly supporting her husband's career. She not only does housework, but also finds that Feng Gong's social activities are gradually increasing. She is afraid that he is in danger of drunk driving. She got her driver's license and became a full-time driver in Feng Gong. It is the best state of love that the husband and the woman sing together.
Thirteen. Why didn't Guan Yu drink Cao Cao Wen's good wine? Because Guan Yu knows that riding without drinking, drinking without riding, drunk driving is dangerous. So Guan Yu took Hua Xiong's head back, and the wine was still warm. Cold wine hurt the body, while warm wine warmed the stomach to drive away the cold.
Fourteen, my imagination of Cao Zhi: a wine putty who loves to hold parties and is keen on party freestyle, and finally can't help drunk driving. When he was about my age, he had missed a lot of things because he drank too much.
Remind everyone to call the driver and make sure he parks his car in the parking space! Yesterday, a friend made people touch porcelain! He asked the driver to park his car at the gate of the community and wanted to drive to the underground garage by himself. As a result, as soon as I got on the bus, a wretched man in his fifties rushed out of the shadows, threw his bike in front of the car and lay on the ground saying that he had been hit. The driver hasn't left yet. When he came to dissuade him, the other party said that my friend was drunk. My friend didn't want to interfere, so he negotiated with him and finally asked for a massage fee of 50 yuan and left! Say it's concerned. Such rubbish people must stay away! Be sure to let the driver stop at the designated location in the future!
16. I've always been curious that drunk driving is so dangerous that people still do it. I didn't expect this to happen. After drinking, I didn't let the driver drive anyway, but insisted on persuasion. Finally, other friends asked us to take his car directly (we went back in his car), so I turned my head and left on the spot. Drunk driving and drivers who ask us to drive by drinking are not good birds. We will never participate in activities with our parents' alumni again. I haven't been so angry for a long time.
Seventeen, my life is beautiful, there are always a few friends who have been giving you courage and warmth. I am really happy to have such a close friend in Dazhou. Today, I am so happy, but I will never drink and drive again. It's dangerous, drunk, sleep!
18. Drinking alcohol will weaken people's reaction ability, judgment and visual ability. Driving at this time is very dangerous, and drunk driving is illegal. You are not allowed to take a vehicle driven by a drunk driver.
Nineteen, after drinking half a bowl of wine, I suddenly remembered that I had to go to the driving school to practice driving in the afternoon. Well, I'll be a drunk driver soon.
Twenty, why do you want to drink and drive without a license? Reminder: The traffic police in Siyang normally carry out centralized actions against drunk driving. Please put an end to luck, drink without driving, and drive without drinking.
Twenty-one, driving a mobile phone is as dangerous as drunk driving, and it is also a major factor leading to traffic accidents. It is suggested that the state pay attention to it and regulate it by law like drunk driving!
Twenty-two, fatigue driving is as terrible as drunk driving. Fatigue driving sacrifices not only sleep but also life safety.
Drunk driving slogan A propaganda slogan about prohibiting drunk driving.
A real good friend doesn't stop fighting when driving.
Do not touch alcohol and travel safely.
Drunk driving, ruined.
Driving is so good that a glass of wine is not safe!
Break up with the wine glass and be friends with Ping An.
Drink and drive, and you will soon be history.
Driving is no joke, don't be a driver after drinking!
The cost of pure wine is 10,000 copper coins for a gold cup and 10,000 yuan for safe driving.
Break up with the wine glass and be friends with Ping An.
Drinking+driving = killing for money.
Drinking too much hurts the liver and driving after drinking is fatal.
Drinking and driving kills people, drinking tea and driving to refresh yourself.
A glass of wine ruined my life.
Drink a glass of wine and drive with a trembling heart.
Driving is a joke. Don't be a driver after drinking.
Driving without drinking is safe.
Stay away from drunk driving and go home safely.
Drive without drinking, and have a safe trip.
Wine can be poured again, but life can't be poured again.
The driver bites well and is sometimes dangerous.
Let's take a taxi home after drinking. We are not short of money.
Life can't be repeated. Throw away the glass before driving.
Driving after drinking is on thin ice. Once you slip, you are finished.
Safe travel starts from the heart and refuses to drink and practice.
Drunk in wine, trouble on the road, regret in my heart.
One point of drunkenness in drinking is one point of danger in driving.
A glass of wine on the table, don't leave your sorrow under the wheel.
Stay away from alcohol tests and try to be a safe driver.
Wine is a charming soup, and drunk driving will suffer.
Trees like planting after rain, but cars are afraid of driving after drinking.
Driving is so good that a glass of wine is not safe!
One cup after another on the wine table, one sorrow after another under the wheel.
When you are ready to drive after drinking, have you ever thought about the kind faces of your parents and the deep love of your family? They want you to be safe all your life. Remember: don't drink and drive.
The child travels thousands of miles, and the mother is worried that driving is forbidden after drinking.
Advise relatives and friends, not drivers to drink!
Drinking before driving makes you sad after driving.
The child travels thousands of miles, and the mother is worried that driving is forbidden after drinking.
Break up with the wine glass and be friends with Ping An.
One cup after another on the wine table, one sorrow after another under the wheel.
Refuse to drink and drive and share a better life.
The driver bites well and is sometimes dangerous.
Pushing wine on the banquet, safe driving is more expensive than wine.
Ping 'an Xinchang is my home, and drunk driving is forbidden.
I love my family and don't drive after drinking.
Wanshui Qian Shan always loves to drive with me after drinking.
Advise relatives and friends, not drivers to drink!
Refusing drunk driving starts from the heart, and civilized traffic starts from the line.
Everyone loves to drink and drive, and your participation is even more exciting.
Driving is no joke, don't be a driver after drinking!
Life is priceless, and it is forbidden to drink and drive.
Countless pains and thousands of loves converge into this warm confession: don't drink while driving, and don't drive after drinking.
The stage of refusing drunk driving is more exciting with your participation.
Everyone loves to drink and drive, and your participation is even more exciting.
Pushing a cup for a change adds joy, but driving after drinking only adds sadness.
One point of drunkenness in drinking is one point of danger in driving.
Friends who drive, before picking up their glasses, have you ever thought of those scenes made of wine and those scary pictures; Have you ever thought that your eager family is looking forward to your safe and early return? Have you ever thought about the consequences of drinking this wine?
Drinking before driving makes you sad after driving.
Relatives and friends get together at a table, and drivers are not advised to drink if there is wine. It's really sweet to be merciful under the tragic circumstances, and the journey is much safer and happier.
Say goodbye to alcohol and hold hands with happiness.
Drinking before driving makes you sad after driving.
Drinking before driving will add to your worries on the road.
Which is more important, wine or life?
Drinking and driving, life is discounted.
Don't drive after drinking, drive from the heart.
Drunk driving! You will pay a heavy price.
Drunk driving is stronger than a tiger, so don't ask for it.
Drunk driving is no small matter, and the alarm must be sounded.
The smell of wine wafts into the import, causing trouble at any time.
The wine table tastes sweet. You are drunk and stumble.
I love my family and don't drive after drinking.
Seeing flowers in the fog while driving drunk, the whole family enjoys catching the moon in the water.
Have the habit of drinking and driving, and have the harvest of returning safely.
Don't drive after drinking.
Although drinking is not a bear, drunk driving is by no means a hero.
A glass of wine makes the smooth road poor.
Refuse to drink and drive and share a better life.
The driver had a glass of wine, and his relatives were worried.
Ask for wine and drive a few people drunk.
Thousands of dollars, thousands of silver, more expensive than life; Drunk driving is hard to make up for.
I drank a little, and opening it ruined my life!
Drive without drinking, and have a safe trip.
Stay away from drunk driving and go home safely.
The stage of refusing drunk driving is more exciting with your participation.
Drunk driving, drunk driving and armor have all turned into tofu.
One cup after another on the wine table, one sorrow after another under the wheel.
Life is priceless, and it is forbidden to drink and drive.
People are drunk, cars are drunk, and family members are heartbroken.
In order not to let relatives care, you and I refuse drunk driving together.
Trees like planting after rain, but cars are afraid of driving after drinking.
Don't drive after drinking, keep it in mind and walk safely on the road of happiness.
You are definitely not a good friend when you know you are driving.
2022 Declaration on No Drunk Driving (20 Selected Sentences)
1. A glass of wine makes the smooth road poor.
2. Drink before driving, which will add sorrow on the road.
3. Driving is not greedy for alcohol, regretting that there will be no medicine; If you don't hold the steering wheel after drinking, the whole family is happy.
4. After drinking for a lifetime, I regretted the accident and refused to drink at the dinner table.
5. the car shop is thousands of miles away, and the wine is zero distance.
6. A few words from a bosom friend makes half a cup drunk.
Dad, don't drive while drinking. Don't forget, my mother and I will wait for you at home.
8. Don't drive after drinking.
9. Life is wonderful, don't go on the road after drinking.
10. Refusing drunk driving starts with me, and civilized traffic starts with the line.
1 1. drunk driving is easy to attract god's attention.
12. Drunk driving will turn into a disaster.
13. As long as there is affection, drinking tea is better than drinking.
14. Although wine is good, it is easy to cause trouble and cause heavy casualties to others. If you drive a car with a bottle of wine, your relatives will wear white silk. The wine is delicious. This road is difficult to walk. Be careful of car accidents. Take a bite.
15. Push the wine to the banquet. Driving safely costs more than drinking.
16. Don't let the wheels pull the end of your life.
17. When you are ready to drive after drinking, have you ever thought about the kind faces of your parents and the deep love of your family? They want you to be safe all your life. Remember: don't drink and drive.
18. Good mountains and good water boil, but the wine bottles and glasses are not together.
19. If you don't drive after drinking, everyone is happy; Drive without drinking, and the journey will be smooth.
20. A driver's glass of wine makes his family cry a thousand times.
Talk about danger
1, the world is so big, I met you. The world is small, but we are doomed not to be together.
2. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.
I have to say, I spent all my luck meeting you.
4, girls should love themselves, no matter how difficult you encounter, no matter how sad you encounter, falling under an excuse is also depravity. The more you don't love yourself, the more.
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6. If there is nothing from the beginning, then no matter what happens later, you will not be sad or desperate.
7. When you meet people who are better than yourself, you should curry favor with them, and when you meet people who are more honest than yourself, you should bully them. Don't flatter people who are more honest than yourself, and don't bully people who are worse than yourself!
8. The order in which everyone meets in life is really important.
9. Life is a road. You meet different people on the road, someone will accompany you for a while, and only one person will accompany you for a lifetime.
10, I used to be the most dazzling, but when you meet the right person, you don't care if you shine.
1 1, dear, don't say that we always miss each other, at least we met each other.
12, without the frivolity of youth, treat all setbacks and difficulties as a life experience, try to tolerate and endure.
13, dear son, I'm really sorry that your father hasn't met your mother yet. Just a moment, please. I wish you a happy June 1st in advance.
14, wrong time, meeting the wrong person, is it just an absurdity?
15, [The woman who took my man told me that I should listen to him slowly when I meet something, and don't be impulsive or he will be taken away by others]
16, the corners of the mouth are full of sunshine, which can make people smile when they meet.
17. How do you know so many Sabies today? Really helpless.
18, my mother shouted to lose weight when her cooking was terrible. When she met KFC, she said she wouldn't lose weight.
19. I got up when I met a mistress who thought she was very powerful.
20. I have met many people who like your hair and your eyes, but it's still not your face.
2 1, heartbreaking journey, I met you. Heartbroken journey, I fell in love with you.
22. Zong Yue said that it takes luck neither too early nor too late to meet a lover in this life.
23. Take setbacks as an opportunity for God to test us.
24, you are summer, I am winter, just like a heater meets snow …
I think I am working hard now in order to meet him in the future. No matter whether he has money or nothing, I can open my hands and hug him calmly!
26. On the roadside, I thought I could meet my favorite ta, so I went out to play with the beautiful trend of dressing up, but I was infinitely lost and honest.
27. When school started, the first thing I said when I entered the school was that I met a bitch and said that I hadn't seen her for more than a month, which was much cheaper.
28. Girl, it's hard to walk. Be careful when you meet dogs.
29. A person who is unhappy in his heart will not be happy when he meets anyone.
30. Being strong is to cry your tears dry at night, shout out your grievances, and then say only one word when you encounter the greatest stimulation during the day.
3 1. It's always a pity that the right person meets at the wrong time.
32. Puppy love is not rebellion, but a premature encounter of fate.
33. [I know I love you and prove that you love me] This is the most difficult topic I have ever encountered.
34. The sadness of life is that you meet someone who is very important to you, only to find out in the end that you are wrong and have to give up.
35. Silkworms are wrapped in their own silk, and love is bound by themselves. These are all facts. For example, I met you, for example, I fell in love with you, for example, I didn't want to leave.
Meeting you is my luckiest thing. I can tolerate my shortcomings and bad temper!
37. If you meet such a person, he will take you around by bike on weekends, treat you to breakfast in the morning and urge you to sleep at night.
Thank you for everything, so that I can meet the truest person in the ugliest time. It's really good to have so many memories.
I believe I will meet my love on a street corner.
40, love, can make people smile, can also make people tore heart crack lung. Sometimes, you will meet the wrong person at the right time and the right person at the wrong time.
4 1. At my best age, I met the best of you and gave you everything. Can you get married at the most appropriate time?
42, don't stand on tiptoe to love a person, the center of gravity is unstable and won't last long. True happiness can only be met with peace of mind.
43. When you meet a spoiled girl who is angry with you, cherish her, because not everyone can pretend to be cute in front of you.
44. How can people who meet wine vomiting downstairs spit it out if they are uncomfortable?
45, late at night, looking at your photos. Knocking on the keyboard, thinking about loving you, tears can't help but flow down.
46. All vows can't stand the test of time. It's sheer nonsense. Since we love each other, we should be together, and meet each other after a brief encounter. This is destiny.
47. There will always be someone who will make you feel that you used to love scum.
48. In fact, everyone will meet the right person at the right time and place. Falling in love is a kind of fate and an accident. ...
From beginning to end, I am grateful for the day when I met you.
50. In the vast sea of people, I met you with a probability of 6.7 billion people in the world, which proves that you and I are predestined friends.
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