What's it like to have a mother who can't cook? If you don't cook by yourself, others will be picky when cooking. .

I have the most say in this. That's what my mother does.

She can't learn anything since she was a child, but she doesn't study well and belongs to the bookworm type.

Later, because my dad was from the countryside and had a good family composition, my dad always indulged her in cooking. It is no exaggeration to say that she couldn't even make vermicelli before, either hard and immature or cooked a pot of batter.

Later, my dad got cancer and couldn't cook, so she crustily skin of head and began to learn to cook. My dad needed nutrition after surgery and chemotherapy, but she couldn't cook. The restaurant used too much stale and greasy food, and the neighbors couldn't stand it, so they helped to cook. As a result, my dad 1 died many years ago. Before he died, my father was angry about my mother cooking!

After my dad died, she stopped learning to cook and lied to me every day. I was only a teenager at that time, and it was time to grow up. The rice I eat every day is the same as the undercooked pig food. Call you picky eaters if you don't eat. If you scold me, I will stop cooking and make instant noodles every day! At the height of 180, my weight is only 100 Jin! ! !

Later, I went to college and went to other places. At that time, I lived on campus and started eating the canteen for the first time. The students around me don't go to the canteen every day, but eat out, saying that the canteen is made of pig food, not human food. I was just the opposite. I thought the canteen was simply a gourmet world. As soon as the students have a holiday, they are all looking forward to going home to eat the meals cooked at home, but as soon as I have a holiday, I am worried, because I will go home to eat pig food again! ! !

Let me give you a few examples to illustrate how good my mother's cooking is.

Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, put the eggs first, and pour the tomatoes, water, chopped green onion and salt together when they are slightly solidified. The result can be imagined! ! !

Stuffy rice, rice soup every time I come out! ! ! Jiaozi is never familiar! ! ! Fried potato chips turn into boiled potato chips at the end of every time! ! !

In this way, people don't let people talk, and they turn their faces when they say it! Never learn from experience and never tolerate a word!

Almost six years after graduation, I have been eating noodles at the noodle restaurant outside at noon. Everyone is thinking, am I not tired of eating noodles for so many years? Yes! I'm not tired of eating! Because it smells better here than eating pig food at home! For a while, my colleagues thought I was picky about food. I went to my house to eat my mother's cooking once, but I didn't eat much at last. Only after I came out of my house did they understand why I was tired of eating noodles outside every day for the past six years! !

Some people say, if you don't want to eat, why don't you make it yourself!

Hehe, I taught myself to cook because I couldn't eat well. I will do it as long as I get off work early or have a rest. And I told my mother some cooking skills, and people never listened! Probably forget it. If I have a mother who can cook, I can save at least 40 thousand yuan by eating out in recent years!

The last word of complaint.

No wonder you, a 60-year-old college student, can only clean and sweep the streets all your life. Not without reason!