Collect jokes and riddles, the more, the better. Points will be awarded for good answers!

1. The answer to the turtle's butt: regulations; 2. The answer to the turtle's headstand: There are regulations above; 3. The answer to the turtle somersaults: one rule after another; 4. The answer to the big turtle carrying a small turtle on its back: There are new rules above! 5. Three turtles, the middle one suddenly peed. Answer: Oops, the central government’s regulations have changed again! 6. The tortoise built a house and then crawled in. The answer is: Build within the building; 7. The turtle climbed out, demolished the house and built another one, then crawled in. The answer is: The new building is within the building; 8. The turtle climbed out again and demolished the house and built another. Climb into the house and the answer is: Ju Neng can build it!

1) 1. Bang your head against the wall

2. Bang it hard again

3. Bang it hard again

(Three animals )

Orangutan (star)

Gorilla (big star)

Baboon (waste)

2) 1: One The sheep were grazing, and a wolf passed by without eating the sheep.

2: Another wolf passed by, but still did not eat the sheep.

3: The third wolf passed by. The sheep yelled at the wolf, but the wolf still did not eat the sheep.

(3 animals)

Shrimp

Prawn

Lobster

3) A piece of green grass

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Another piece of green grass

A group of sheep came

Another group of wolves came

(Punch 4 kinds of plants)

Wild Plum Blossom

Strawberry

Yangmei

4) Riddle

1 Gou Rang The cat cooks

2 The cat doesn’t do it

3 Finally the dog does it

Guess the three animals

Answer: 1 Panda 2 White Bear 3 Bear

5) A turtle fell into the water.

Another turtle fell into the water.

Guess two kinds of plants.

The answer is:

Rose (mouldy turtle)

Wild rose (also moldy turtle)

6) After you finish the watermelon roll Bend your waist and roar to the earth - guess an animal

After drinking, you stand on the side of the road and roar to the earth - guess an animal

You have been roaring for a long time but to no avail- - Guess an animal

The gangster roared at the ground for a while - Guess an animal

Rabbit, hare, white rabbit, rogue rabbit

7), turtle shell Build a house inside the turtle shell ------- call a brand of health care products

Tear down the house in the turtle shell and build it again ------- call a brand of health care products

turtle The house in the shell has been dismantled, the cover has been dismantled, and the cover has been dismantled... Name a health care product brand

, cover within the cover, new cover within the cover, giant cover