Absolutely hilarious, 1 thousand cold jokes

absolutely hilarious 1, cold jokes

absolutely hilarious 1, cold jokes: a female rabbit hit a tree and was taken home by a farmer who was farming. The farmer who tasted delicious food came to wait under the tree early the next day, and sure enough, another female rabbit hit the tree. On the third day, the farmer stopped farming and stood under the tree waiting for the rabbit. As a result, he brought back a female rabbit that hit the tree. This story tells us: female drivers should stop driving around, okay! ! ! More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

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1. The woman asked the Zen master:? Life is not satisfactory, people and things around you are unbearable and unable to integrate into society. ?

The Zen master took out a small cup and asked the woman to pour water into it. Soon the water was full.

The Zen master took out another big cup. This time, the water was poured out and the glass was not full.

the woman nodded thoughtfully:? You mean, only by being broad-minded can we be inclusive?

Zen master shook his head. I mean, woman, the key is to have a big cup. ?

2. The forensic doctor asked the inspector:? How did the murderer let his wife die of myocardial infarction caused by obesity? .

the inspector said? It's very simple, the murderer said to the victim. I think the way you eat is very cute. ?

3. A man came to the fortune-telling booth and cursed:? You liar, didn't you say I had a bloody disaster last night? Why is everything all right?

The fortune teller wondered: No, I've never been allowed to tell a fortune. What did you do last night?

　? Have dinner with a girl with big breasts. ?

the fortune teller patted his thigh: That's right, you're lucky. ?

　4、A：? Have you heard of Amway?

　B：? Amway? Is that something like pyramid selling? I have a friend who was beaten by hundreds of thousands of kang. Last time someone tried to sell me, I was beaten. Brother, why do you ask?

　A：? . . No. . It's nothing. . ? Absolutely hilarious 1, cold jokes (2)

1. Zhao Yun tore off his sleeves and tied A Dou close to his body, holding a gun to kill him in Cao Jun's array.

Seeing his bravery, Cao Cao ordered Cao Hong to ask his name.

Yun said:? I am Changshan Zhao Zilong! ?

fuck: Fool, then fool. ?

Yun said angrily:? Fool your sister, Changshan Zhao Zilong, what's wrong?

Cao Cao laughed and said:? Uncle gown, you are wearing short sleeves! ?

2. A woman came to a temple on the mountain and wanted to ask the abbot for advice on traditional kung fu.

So the abbot casually pointed to the picture of boiled fish on the computer and asked, Do you want to eat it?

woman: yes!

The abbot pointed to the spicy kebab and asked, Do you want to eat it?

woman: yes!

The abbot pointed to Mao Xuewang and asked: Do you want to eat?

woman: yes!

The abbot said at this moment: Very well, you have achieved it. This work is called a finger!

　3、? It is said that he is worth 2 billion! ?

　? One hundred million more than me. ?

　? Yo, I can't see you're so secretive! ?

　? Look, there's only 2 in the pocket. ?

4. Young man: Fortune teller, please calculate how much money I have with me.

I'll ask you to calculate other aspects after you guess.

fortune teller: if my calculation is correct, you should have no money with you today.

Young man: Your calculation is really accurate. Please help me calculate the others.

Fortune teller: Shit, I don't even have any money, and you want me to tell your fortune. Absolutely hilarious 1, cold jokes (3)

1. Today, I farted on the bus, and several people immediately turned around next to me. In an instant, I have a feeling that I have a good voice?

2. Xiao Sun strolled on the road and saw a row of fine print written on the bottom of a car.

he was curious. He took a quick look and wrote? Why are you so close? Does fart smell so good?

3. This girl, the Buddha said that it took 1, times to look back in the past life to meet once in this life. Tonight, we can choose second-hand articles for daily use together in the busy Tianqiao street stall. Perhaps it is the fate of the past life. Seeing that you are a junior high school student, I can be your uncle. So what's your sentence? Go home and touch your mother's ass, t? That's a bit harsh.

4. Today, when my mother was cleaning the refrigerator, she took out three garlic bulbs, which had rotted and turned purple-black, and green buds grew.

my mother said to me with garlic. You see, although these garlic are rotten, they still give birth to new life! What a tenacious spirit this is! ?

I'm very educated after listening to this. I can't find a wife like my mother who is too lazy to rot garlic and has so many words. This is really a meaningful day! ;