Swearing words without swear words, jingle

Swearing words without swear words jingle

1. You lacked calcium since you were a child, and you lacked love when you grew up. Your grandma doesn’t love you, and your uncle doesn’t love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it. I was born in the year of cucumber, so I need to take photos! Those born in the zodiac of walnut the day after tomorrow need a beating! Those who live their whole lives as bad motorcycles deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed!

2. Tell me, grandpa, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, you still don’t practice swordsmanship. If you don’t practice gold swords, you practice silver swords! If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t be a swordsman. Really, why bother?

3. Look at your jade tree facing the wind, handsome and graceful, loved by everyone, with flowers blooming everywhere. You must be the best among the best, and the best among the beasts. Look at you, you little one His face is so thin that he doesn’t even look like a pig! If you throw you into the toilet now, you will vomit in the toilet. If you throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode itself!

4. The festival is coming soon, and I would like to send you a couplet: ?The first couplet: The tree does not need bark, it will surely die. ?The second couplet: People are shameless, and they are invincible in the world. ?Hengbiao: People are invincible when they are mean.

5. The abandoned baby of the Everest Snowman, the murderer of clogged septic tanks.