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Humorous sentences describing insomnia
People who say good night to bed are often still in a daze after half an hour. 2, sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer, sleepless in winter and March. 3. Sleep till the end of time, regardless of the flood. 4, happy days: eat and sleep. I want to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night. 6. Do you want to get rich? Then go to sleep quickly! 7. I always want to sleep except at bedtime. 8. Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it is good to have no meaning at all. 9, the upper eyelid is heavily placed on the lower eyelid, and I can't wait to support it with a bamboo pole. 10, I struggle with three things every day. Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning. I regret going to bed too late last night. 1 1. Listening to the hypnotist say "My eyelids are as heavy as lead", "My eyelids are closed" and "My eyelids are closed tightly", I began to feel sleepy. 12, I feel so tired that I want to sleep as long as I am awake. 13, I want to have a good rest during the day, because I want to sleep at night. 14, don't cry, don't make trouble, I just rolled over to sleep. 15, I woke up when I thought it was not funny, and I wanted to knock on your window with a quilt. 16, coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping. The article "The humor of dozing off is super funny. Tell me about that sentence. "
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