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Everyone loves flowers. What's behind the flat tire?

See Buddha in a daze

A dog wags its tail when it sees one.

The pig saw the pig's arch mouth.

Let's see the car.

Open the lid when you see the coffin.

The source of this sentence:

Stephen Chow's film "Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang" was introduced by four people. Yushu, handsome and talented, seems to be famous for its pear blossoms in Pan 'an, nicknamed Jade Face Little Flying Dragon.

Classic fragment of "Tang Bohu Dianchouxiang";

[Fragment 1: In front of the West Gate of Washington, Tang Bohu and the boatman push a wooden cart]

Tang Bohu: Neighbor, come quickly. A big auction of dutiful sons has just been released. Come and have a look if you don't buy it!

Sister pomegranate: Isn't it unlucky that this little brother came here early in the morning to sell himself to bury his father?

Tang Bohu: Me neither.

Chou-heung: Have we met somewhere? You look familiar.

Tang Bohu: We met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? Please have pity on me!

Sister pomegranate: What a tragedy! I think we just need a servant. ...

Miserable person: I am so miserable that I sold myself to ruin my family!

Tang Bohu: Really? !

Poor people: Two girls, have pity on me. My family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me.

Chou-heung: Oh, pomegranate, look at him. He is much more pitiful. Let's buy him back to Washington, OK?

Sister pomegranate: (crying) Then buy it for him.

Tang Bohu: Sister, I came first.

Chou-heung: It's not a matter of coming first.

Sister pomegranate: Yes, six people died in their family, and only one died in yours. I'd like to help you, but I'm really embarrassed.

Tang Bohu: but I'm also in pain?

Sister pomegranate: What are you worse than him? Say it.

Tang Bohu: I ... I ... It's ... It's ... You see, I haven't cut my nails these days. It's all black mud. Isn't that bad enough?

Sad man: (crying) Wang Cai ... Wang Cai ... Wang Cai, you can't die. Wang Cai, you have been following me for so many years, and you are affectionate and sincere to me, but now I haven't even let you eat a full meal. I feel sorry for you, Wang Cai!

(Tang Bohu sees a cockroach and shouts, "Look out!" Sister pomegranate trampled the cockroach to death when she retired from the competition. )

Tang Bohu: (heartbroken) Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!