20 funny copywriting

1. Water may not be drinkable-salary; A horse may not be able to ride-flattery; Life is not necessarily capable-life; Letters don't have to be in paper-short messages; Send you a short message. I hope you stupid boy can learn more new terms!

Tell you a good news. Your peach blossoms will be very prosperous this year! I met a dog on the side of the road today. I squatted down and asked him about you.

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Will the peach blossom luck of 16 be very prosperous? He thought it over and said, Wang!

In order to thank my friends for their care and support over the years, I specially held a reward activity before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get the message with the value of 10 cents provided by me for free.

4. I solemnly tell you: sleep when you are sleepy, lean on the sofa when you are tired, laugh when you are happy, enlighten me when you are depressed, invite me to eat sweet cakes when you miss me, and trip over by ants if you don't reply to text messages!

Life is like a coffee table full of cups. When we think we jumped out of a cup, we fell into another cup. If you didn't jump into another cup, congratulations, you fell off the coffee table.

I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain. Who dares to dip me in the sauce? His ancestor K walked across the south and across the north. I drink water behind the toilet, run over my legs on the train tracks and kiss pigs. what are you reading? Kiss you!

7. The meaning of your existence in this life is: eat well and sleep well; Your regrets in this life are: you didn't lose your body fat; Your greatest contribution in this life is: you can't have stewed vermicelli on the dining table! Humans will always be grateful to you!

8. Because of you, I will happily listen to the sounds of nature; Because of you, I will feel motherly care; But you are still unknown. You accompany me with no regrets, and thank your relatives-ears.

9. Because you are always harassing the opposite sex by texting, which has caused bad influence in society, so I decided to let you take the bench to the nearby kindergarten for re-reading. Write me a review as soon as possible and I'll help you talk about it. 10. When I get old, I have a wish, that is, I will stay with you every day, go wherever you go, go out in the morning and go home at night. When I was at leisure, you solved the problem of food and clothing and decided to go herding sheep when I was old. 1 1. Congratulations. You became a national hero overnight! You will soon be admired by everyone! Your name will definitely go down in history! Because the map of China left by you wetting the bed last night included all the Japanese territory!

12. New Year's husband vows: listen to his wife, follow her, don't smoke, drink less, don't stare at beautiful women, make them stutter, mop the floor and empty the wastebasket, slap a few times and don't fight back, and be her pug.

13. I am gentle and considerate to you. A drop of wine makes you intoxicated; The delicious part keeps your stomach healthy. I'm waiting for your date by the river. I cast so many baits. Fish, why don't you take the bait?

14. Hold you in your hand. Burn incense silently, pray for the most beautiful and fragrant flowers, and so on.

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When I have nine flowers, I will give them to the most beautiful one ... and then I will run away: I can't believe I can't get bees to sting you, demo!

15. You keep a low profile. You have a simple life, a simple mind and an honest man. Good thing I don't love my mother. Otherwise, I ... I fell in love with you so boring. What a thing!

16. I overheard the song that mice love rice again, which reminded me of you. You are tender and boneless, and your fragile little body really makes me nervous: Damn Mi Chong! Don't hurt my rice!

17. What happened? Call the mobile phone, voice prompt: you dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it. Call again. Voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered.

18. If you have a fever in one ear, it's because I miss you. If you have a fever in both ears, it's because everyone is thinking about you; If you have a fever all over your head, it is because you have a cold. Take the medicine quickly!

19. This short message is strongly worded. Full of feelings, long thoughts and millions of fans. It is a model of short message. Be moved immediately after receiving it, or you will turn your face!

20. White you, sweet you, good figure, your appearance makes me unable to control my desire. I really want to hold you in my hand, take off your coat, and then. Put it in your mouth and taste my favorite white rabbit toffee!