The national football team is joking in the Japanese audience.

1. One day, the coach of the national football team met God, and God said, "Now that you have met me, I will realize one of your wishes." The coach said, "Sink the Japanese island." God: "No, it's too difficult. Change it. " Coach: "Then I want our national football team to win the Olympic champion this year!" " God wiped his sweat and said, "What's your last wish?" "Show me a globe!" Watching the Premier League ask for money, watching the national football is killing me.

2. Ideal

The son of the star said to the star, "Dad, I want to be a football star like you in the future!" " "

The star said sadly to his son, "no, son!" When I grow up, I want to be a referee, because no matter how wonderful the goal is, if I am sentenced to offside, I can only recognize my bad luck ... "

Step 3 recommend the last one

The reporter asked the last athlete who ran to the finish line: "Aren't you bored running last?" "

The athlete said excitedly, "How can you say it's boring? Didn't you see that I chased all seven of them? "

4. The secret of growing tall

A reporter interviewed basketball star Bater: "Mr. Bater, do you have any secrets to grow taller?"

Bater said, "Mr reporter, you'd better ask Yao Ming. He is taller than me. "