Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Lei Feng's sketch of two people (relatively short, probably controlled within 3~5 minutes) Thank you .. Today's answer will get 20 points.

Lei Feng's sketch of two people (relatively short, probably controlled within 3~5 minutes) Thank you .. Today's answer will get 20 points.

Hehe, I also use it. . I'll post one for you.

Learn from Lei Feng and be loyal to the revolution and the party ... (in the form of singing, with a few actions) Alas, it's already March. The teacher said that everyone should do five good things, but she said it was easy. Well, this is a good classmate's business, not mine. I must go home and watch TV.

B: (Go out, look around with a photo in one hand, bump into A, bite A, and then look at the photo)

what are you reading? You didn't see anyone? (Go away)

B: (waving) Hey, hey, young man, come here, come here ... You are lonely.

A: Joke, aren't you human?

Oh, you're not alone.

A: Just kidding. People say I look like my father (patting my chest and crouching down).

B: (pointing at the photo to A) No, you look like him (showing A).

A: (holding a photo) So young, he is not my father. You must be mistaken.

B: (pointing to the photo again) This is Lei Feng, not Lei Feng.

I look like Lei Feng.

B: Don't sigh, young man. Now the whole world is learning from Lei Feng. I think you are cut out to be an actor. (patting the shoulder)

A: My mother always said that I was an actor's material. She said I was charming, charming, connotative and graceful (with a series of actions). Oh, what about now?

B: don't look down on yourself? (patting A on the shoulder)

Oh, by the way, who are you?

I, I, I just flew back from America. I am a famous director Zhang. ...

A: Will you still be a director (pointing to your nails)? Quot(B Touching his face) "You are a director, and I am already a director? "

B: Why, you don't believe me (touching your bag, showing A your business card, putting on airs).

A: (Take a closer look) Zhang Yimou, a famous director in China. You are the Zhang Yimou who made "Hanging the Red Lantern".

Why, I didn't (still have an arrogant attitude)

A: (running to B, holding a business card) Director Zhang, I look down on people. Sorry, Zhang, you are so handsome. Do your hair. ) You are going back to Yixing this time. ...

B: Oh, I went back to my hometown in Yixing this time to help Yixing TV make a movie called The Story of Lei Feng. I'm looking for a leading actor.

Hero, will it be me?

B: (A wears it all over; B) I think you are about the same, right? By the way, do you want to be an actor?

A: Of course, I dreamed of it, but I didn't have a chance.

Are you good at acting?

A: Speaking of acting, I learned Xin Lei at the age of eight (doing a few ballet moves), joined a singing class at the age of ten (doing a singing gesture), joined a martial arts class at the age of twelve (doing a few martial arts moves), and was fifteen (pausing for a moment).

B: What's wrong with saying you're in a hurry (and crouching down to make a gesture with A)? Let's go

A: There is no hope of entering high school.

B: (hands spread out) What a pity! What a pity!

I feel sorry for myself, too

By the way, do you want to be an actor or not?

Can you give me a chance?

B: Yes, no matter whether your acting is good or not!

A: Of course. Why don't we have a few scenes, whichever you choose?

B: ok, for example, you are lei feng.

A: (pulls his clothes) He is a hero.

I am an old man. One day, I accidentally fell down and you helped me up. I wronged you and slapped you.

V A: Just a few slaps (making a gesture of slapping a few times) "Well, it's too simple."

B: OK, here we go (Exit A and B).

(b) enter and fall)

A: (walking quickly to A) Grandpa, you fell.

B: That's right.

A: Does it hurt?

B: No pain.

A: No pain. I'm leaving.

(waving) Come and help me.

A: That's right (running to help B get up)

B: (get up, push the nail, and say, smelly boy, don't you dare push me (push the nail)

A: How did you hit someone (push B)

B: Wrong.

A: What's the matter?

You are Lei Feng, a hero. How can a hero hit someone?

Am I a hero? Who should I call?

B: (angrily) Not bad.

All right, let's do it again.

B: (entering, falling down again)

A: (Running to help B up)

Boy, don't you dare push me.

Ah, old man, you are so handsome. Do it again (while talking, approach B, and B can only step back).

B: (helplessly) Oh, wrong again.

A: What's wrong again?

You are Lei Feng.

Yes, I'm Lei Feng. Didn't I call you?

You should explain to me what happened.

oh

I'll give you another chance

(B falls down again, A helps him up)

Boy, don't you dare push me.

A: Grandpa, I didn't push you. You fell.

Really?

Yes, grandpa, where is your home?

B: My home is across the river. Thank you, young man. What's your name?