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Lei Feng's sketch of two people (relatively short, probably controlled within 3~5 minutes) Thank you .. Today's answer will get 20 points.
Learn from Lei Feng and be loyal to the revolution and the party ... (in the form of singing, with a few actions) Alas, it's already March. The teacher said that everyone should do five good things, but she said it was easy. Well, this is a good classmate's business, not mine. I must go home and watch TV.
B: (Go out, look around with a photo in one hand, bump into A, bite A, and then look at the photo)
what are you reading? You didn't see anyone? (Go away)
B: (waving) Hey, hey, young man, come here, come here ... You are lonely.
A: Joke, aren't you human?
Oh, you're not alone.
A: Just kidding. People say I look like my father (patting my chest and crouching down).
B: (pointing at the photo to A) No, you look like him (showing A).
A: (holding a photo) So young, he is not my father. You must be mistaken.
B: (pointing to the photo again) This is Lei Feng, not Lei Feng.
I look like Lei Feng.
B: Don't sigh, young man. Now the whole world is learning from Lei Feng. I think you are cut out to be an actor. (patting the shoulder)
A: My mother always said that I was an actor's material. She said I was charming, charming, connotative and graceful (with a series of actions). Oh, what about now?
B: don't look down on yourself? (patting A on the shoulder)
Oh, by the way, who are you?
I, I, I just flew back from America. I am a famous director Zhang. ...
A: Will you still be a director (pointing to your nails)? Quot(B Touching his face) "You are a director, and I am already a director? "
B: Why, you don't believe me (touching your bag, showing A your business card, putting on airs).
A: (Take a closer look) Zhang Yimou, a famous director in China. You are the Zhang Yimou who made "Hanging the Red Lantern".
Why, I didn't (still have an arrogant attitude)
A: (running to B, holding a business card) Director Zhang, I look down on people. Sorry, Zhang, you are so handsome. Do your hair. ) You are going back to Yixing this time. ...
B: Oh, I went back to my hometown in Yixing this time to help Yixing TV make a movie called The Story of Lei Feng. I'm looking for a leading actor.
Hero, will it be me?
B: (A wears it all over; B) I think you are about the same, right? By the way, do you want to be an actor?
A: Of course, I dreamed of it, but I didn't have a chance.
Are you good at acting?
A: Speaking of acting, I learned Xin Lei at the age of eight (doing a few ballet moves), joined a singing class at the age of ten (doing a singing gesture), joined a martial arts class at the age of twelve (doing a few martial arts moves), and was fifteen (pausing for a moment).
B: What's wrong with saying you're in a hurry (and crouching down to make a gesture with A)? Let's go
A: There is no hope of entering high school.
B: (hands spread out) What a pity! What a pity!
I feel sorry for myself, too
By the way, do you want to be an actor or not?
Can you give me a chance?
B: Yes, no matter whether your acting is good or not!
A: Of course. Why don't we have a few scenes, whichever you choose?
B: ok, for example, you are lei feng.
A: (pulls his clothes) He is a hero.
I am an old man. One day, I accidentally fell down and you helped me up. I wronged you and slapped you.
V A: Just a few slaps (making a gesture of slapping a few times) "Well, it's too simple."
B: OK, here we go (Exit A and B).
(b) enter and fall)
A: (walking quickly to A) Grandpa, you fell.
B: That's right.
A: Does it hurt?
B: No pain.
A: No pain. I'm leaving.
(waving) Come and help me.
A: That's right (running to help B get up)
B: (get up, push the nail, and say, smelly boy, don't you dare push me (push the nail)
A: How did you hit someone (push B)
B: Wrong.
A: What's the matter?
You are Lei Feng, a hero. How can a hero hit someone?
Am I a hero? Who should I call?
B: (angrily) Not bad.
All right, let's do it again.
B: (entering, falling down again)
A: (Running to help B up)
Boy, don't you dare push me.
Ah, old man, you are so handsome. Do it again (while talking, approach B, and B can only step back).
B: (helplessly) Oh, wrong again.
A: What's wrong again?
You are Lei Feng.
Yes, I'm Lei Feng. Didn't I call you?
You should explain to me what happened.
oh
I'll give you another chance
(B falls down again, A helps him up)
Boy, don't you dare push me.
A: Grandpa, I didn't push you. You fell.
Really?
Yes, grandpa, where is your home?
B: My home is across the river. Thank you, young man. What's your name?
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